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Heat Review

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I was stupid to say Orange County was the 2nd best film (though it’s still great). Heat is the second best film. It shouldn’t be, but I’ll explain that later.

The film centres on the showdown between two men. Both are leaders, who might have been heads of rival tribes in another setting. Michael Mann’s story sets them in the broken city of 1990s Los Angeles. One man is an hard-bitten police detective who is married more to fighting crime than his current wife, or either of his past two wives. The other man is an armed robber, head of a small gang of highly successful criminals, ruthlessly focussed on doing the job and getting out.

The main plot is interesting and pushes the story on well, but is actually largely unimportant. This film is really about women and family and how men, particularly men driven by career ambition, resolve the timeless, universal inner conflict. On the one side there is the love of a woman, the love for their family and ultimately their own sense of humanity, all set against the masculine idea of loyalty to friends, workmates and ultimately their sense of eternal purpose.

The criminal has chosen his path of crime, but fears getting caught, and if he has any soul he builds a family, but then fears dragging them into his dark world. At any risk of being caught, the criminal must be prepared to walk away from the job or even his family, both to save himself and them. But the policeman equally has chosen the path of fighting crime, and fears also his family being dragged into his dark world, risking his relationship by withdrawing from them to spare them from the horrors he has seen.

The criminal we are shown is the mythical ‘honourable’ thief, who may perform brutal armed robberies, but he only does the job and gets out. He wants to retire some day. The policeman just wants all the crime to go away. He loves his job, but he’s only human. The whole way through, the film alternates between showing the criminal’s life and the policeman’s life. We see family, loyalty, friendships and how the criminal’s life mirrors the policeman’s. They even meet for coffee at one point, having what some may see as an almost homoerotic conversation, sharing personal stories and showing their respect by saying they would kill the other without hesitating.

Which is more pretentious? Me, or the film? If the film is pretentious, though, it doesn’t matter. Director Michael Mann somehow lifts the film above the pseudo-intellectual, bringing out superb performances in the stellar cast. Except Robert De Niro, who can’t do love and has an annoying facial tick, though as the stoic criminal he is quite good. And the president from 24 acts his part well, but he just doesn’t sound like a criminal. The soundtrack is perfectly wrought and songs are well-chosen. The cinematography is lusciously epic, though the lenses are a little wide for my taste sometimes.

Finally, the action is not the best I’ve seen, but it is suitably dramatic and the firefight after the bank job is even almost believable, being a metaphor for the war between two men that wrecks the lives of those at he centre of it and threatens all those not directly involved.

My next task is to watch LA Takedown. It’s the same film, only made for TV six years earlier for probably a tenth the budget.

Oceans 13 Review

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My mate, who's birthday was the occasion I saw Mr Bean's Holiday, must be a lucky charm for me at the cinema. He was out with me when I saw Chicken Little (actually another friend's birthday) and I quite liked it. I really liked Mr Bean's Holiday and then I saw Oceans 13 with him and a couple of other mates and I liked it too. Now the cinema audience can make for a bit of an hit and miss experience, but fortunately this time the only person who talked during the film was the hottest woman in the theatre (I know her so I hope she doesn't mind me saying that), and she stopped talking to her friend after about 5 minutes. I couldn't complain too much anyway because I hadn't switched my phone off and had received a message during the prologue. I always have my phone on silent though and I waited until a bright daylight scene to actually read the message.

To be sure it was a shame there was no Julia Roberts; and the front of house manager in the white jacket with the sultry voice was rather underused, but I think that was intentional. This was to be a film about men and honour and revenge and gadgets and stuff. It just so happens that women find the leading actors very attractive, so a bit like Coyote Ugly we have a guy's film that women will like, or vice versa, or something.

And like it you should. The film is not great, and it almost needs you to have seen he first one to get a bit of the plot, though I haven't seen Ocean's 12, so I don't know what I missed from it, but I think 13 should still stand on it's own.

Which leads me to the obvious comparison with Ocean's 11, and I think 13 was better. I thought it hung together better and I liked how some of the original characters were used in the heist, though I thought there were still one or two characters who were never developed in any way. Particularly though I thought the overall film was more of a whole. Oceans 11 seemed to be two films: one a film of trendy camera shots with groovy music, and another of slightly dull dialogue with slightly dull camerawork. The stylish bits of 13 were much better integrated into the rest of the film and even the onscreen graphics didn't look out of place.

I don't consider this a spoiler, because it's explained by Eddie Izzard near the beginning, but the one gaping plot-hole for me was the big computer. Everyone knows that if you're relying on computer equipment you need at least two of everything. Less than 4 minutes for a reboot may be a short downtime, but downtime is time and time is money. The only excuse for not having a failsafe must be the soft launch thing.

For me the most intriguing scene was where a beaked up Matt Damon looks out of a private jet and he looked almost like one of the BBC's film reviewers, Mark Kermode. Now if Mark Kermode was in Oceans 14, it would instantly be worth watching if only for arguments about The Exorcist and Skiffle music. I also really liked the side story of the undercover worker in the Mexican factory with the kick-ass moustache trying not to look too much like a gringo and ending up leading a revolt against the management. Remember: labour relations is not a dull subject!

Finally my only real gripe is that the gang seemed to have everything under control too much and although there was a small amount of deviation from the plan, the plan still held too well. Personally I even liked being told the plan at the beginning and seeing the execution later. It doesn't really add value as a directorial device, but it was well enough done not to detract from the film overall.

So time for my summary before I fall asleep. Not better than the sum of it's parts, but it does have some really good parts.