Homosexuality? Shakin'!
Saturday, 23. February 2008, 19:29:04
Saw this in a paper few days ago, during the lecture, and laughed aloud. Decided to google it up. So, the basic idea is, if you're struck by an earthquake, find the nearest homosexual and yell at them.
O_o
Made in Israel...
Open to read more.
O_o
Made in Israel...
Open to read more.
Six earthquakes have struck Israel and neighbouring Lebanon and Jordan in recent months, with two coming last week alone. (...)
Since decriminalising homosexuality in 1988, Israel has passed several laws on the subject , including decisions to recognise same-sex marriages carried out abroad, and granting inheritance rights and other benefits held by married couples to gay partnerships. Last Sunday, to the outrage of the religious Right, the country's attorney general, Meni Mazuz, ruled that same-sex couples should be allowed to adopt children.
"Why do earthquakes happen? One of the reasons is the things to which the Knesset gives legitimacy, to sodomy," Shlomo Benizri, of the ultra-Orthodox Jewish Shas party said during a parliamentary debate on earthquake preparedness.
"We are looking for earthly solutions, how to prevent them," he said. "I have another way to prevent earthquakes. The Gemara says that one of the reasons earthquakes happen - which the Knesset (parliament) legitimises - is homosexuality.
"God says you shake your genitals where you are not supposed to and I will shake my world in order to wake you up," he added.
Mr Benizri in 1999 caused controversy by saying homosexuals are mentally ill.
Quoted in the Israeli newspaper Maariv, he said he was "ready to fund the creation of special closed sections for them in psychiatric hospitals."
The whole article here
Like, I've heard of conservative people, but this is just way too much...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pat_Robertson_controversies#Views_concerning_feminism.2C_homosexuality.2C_abortion_and_liberalism
"He (Pat Robertson) agreed with Falwell when Falwell stated[8] that the September 11, 2001 terrorist attacks were caused by "pagans, abortionists, feminists, gays, lesbians, the American Civil Liberties Union and the People For the American Way."
It makes the mind reel.
By slackwrdave, # 23. February 2008, 23:19:30
That's like, don't know whether should I laugh or should I cry...
OMGF...
By rolling_thunder, # 24. February 2008, 00:17:29
By wickedlizard, # 24. February 2008, 16:25:34
-S
By angel292005, # 24. February 2008, 23:13:07
I think a rousing evils-of-homosexuality sermon fills the building and makes the money roll in. A stop-the-war sermon would get them run out of town, I suspect.
By slackwrdave, # 25. February 2008, 03:39:27
And those two may not be related...
Hm. Good point.
Sounds like showbiz. x)
By rolling_thunder, # 25. February 2008, 13:23:05
"God says you shake your genitals where you are not supposed to and I will shake my world in order to wake you up," he added.
LOL hahahaahahahahaahahahahuyhyhyhhihihihihihieheheehehehe
ok...
By anonymous user, # 25. February 2008, 15:53:37
I'd rather shake my booty! lol
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shake_your_booty
shake, shake, shake!
By slackwrdave, # 25. February 2008, 16:01:30
By rolling_thunder, # 25. February 2008, 17:29:19
of course in the first election where G W Bush became president, it was interesting that the hurricane which went through FL did the most damage in the counties who voted rebublicans...
By hungryghost, # 29. February 2008, 00:55:36
Here's the satirical skinny on the next (s)election:
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/diebold_accidentally_leaks
Every time I use a Diebold ATM, I'm actually surprised it gives me the right amount of money.
Instead of making a secure, accurate, verifiable machine, they just changed their name! It's now Premier Election Solutions Inc (or PESI).
I'll have a Pesi please...with ice.
By slackwrdave, # 29. February 2008, 03:39:32
By hungryghost, # 1. March 2008, 05:58:10