Random Writings

Project week, also last exam week. So I'm obviously sleeping, working, or watching/reading crappy things, surfing the net, etc etc.
Why am I even considering another course after this?

............I passed my exams!

I know, who would have thought. I didn't study, and I watched way too much Murder She Wrote, but I must have done something right (or all the exams were insanely easy this year) so yaaaaay!

That's all.

....I have an exam tomorrow. So, having studied for a total of 5 minutes before today (and having spent last night getting drunk and subsequently waking up at 2pm this afternoon), my plan is to stay up super late studying, then get up super early to shower and study before my exam at 2. I can hear you laughing already.

Right now I'm waiting for some microwave noodles to cook, rocking the student life as usual, and I'm teaming it with a giant energy drink that will most likely make me crash in about 20 minutes. I never learrnnnnnnn!!!!!!

I feel I've earned this blog post as I sat for about 20 minutes studying in a row, so this isn't just procrastination, it's a necessary intellectual break. Everyone knows that 25 minutes is the longest anyone has ever studied for continuously without dying. So really it's necessary self preservation.

My noodles are now ready, and you can't study when you're eating. Fact.

And I'm rather predictably sitting in front of my screen, deciding what uni work to do. Always tempting to start the most interesting thing, even though it by far isn't the most pressing thing.
To be honest, we don't do much for Valentine's anyway, since our anniversary is a week before and much more important. Would have been nice to continue the tradition of lemon chicken and zone horror, but our finances won't allow it this year. Gutted.
Having attempted to curl my hair using my straighteners, I can say with conviction that it is NOT 'easy', as my brother keeps trying to tell me. I had to give up after managing to flick the bottom outwards, which is of no use to anyone. I'm also still convinced that if I managed it, I would look like a poodle, given the thickness of my hair, so it's probably wise that I've abandoned it.
Right now I'm watching Stargate SG-1. Reminds me of being younger and in school/start of uni first time round. Ahh back in the day. Back when things were simpler and cheaper, though I still dispute that cans of Coke were ever 15p in Iain's childhood. He can't be that old.
I should really do some work. After making my coffee of course. I'm so good at procrastination that I'm actually contemplating writing a novel instead of writing the essay I have due in 2 weeks. I was reminiscing about the time when I was in school and I was runner up for the Pushkin prize for some of my short stories. Surely that means I once had imagination, and that I should be able to create things again? Or maybe not.

I appear to have stolen the name 'Stressarella' from The Simpsons, but I think it adequately describes me sometimes. Like it should right now, since I have no money, a lot of things to pay for, and a lot of uni work to do. But you know me, I'd rather watch TV and blog nonsense. My failing is my lack of stress right now.

My hands are frrreeeeeezing while I type this, our computer chair is the wrong height and the blood regularly drains from my fingers while I type. You would think that would stop me being on here so much. La dee da.

"If I can tranq out just one freak on stilts, I know I've done my job". - Chief Wiggum

I love the insanity of The Simpsons. It's a testament to the fact I'm obviously still a child. Worrying, given my boyfriend is 33. I feel I'm rambling but bear with me. It's not like I ever usually have anything clever to say.

Right. Time for coffee. I feel like a broken record, but my life really is that boring. I just keep telling myself that it's only temporary though. Surely some time soon, things will be glorious, riotous, and every day will be like Christmas was when I was 6.

Uh huh.