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Say cheese with John Cleese

John Cleese has divorced (again).
Normally, there's nothing funny about divorces, but this one is going to cost Cleese $20 million. That's still not funny. At least not to him. The rest of us, however, can get some really entertaining moments out of it. You see, Cleese has decided to raise some money by going tour and, in his own words: raise a few thousand there and a few hundred here.

The world premiere of the "John Cleese - How To Finance Your Divorce Tour" took place in Oslo on October 2nd. Afterwards he went on to visit some other Norwegian cities, before returning to Oslo for a second performance on October 10th.

I'm not going to call myself the world's biggest Monty Python fan, or John Cleese fan, but I do love some of the stuff he's done.
I've seen him here once before, but that was a lecture on creativity. Having heard that this tour was supposed to be something completely different (*snicker*), I decided to go and see the show.

After having done the expected bitter bit about his ex-wife, he went on telling anecdotes from both his personal- and professional life, supplemented by pictures and video clips. He even got to show some rare footage, which apparently was wiped from the tapes at BBC but found again by a Swede, from pre-Python years.

At the end of the two-and-a-half-hour show (including a 20 minute intermission) Cleese invited the audience to ask him questions. And none of those California kiss-ass questions as he so gently put it. No, he wanted som rude and unexpected questions. A couple of people even got to go up to him on the stage. I think that shows a man in touch with his audience. A man who might only do the show to raise enough money to pay off his ex-wife, but also a man who seemingly enjoys meeting and interacting with fans.

So... If you do enjoy the humour of John Cleese, and he's touring near you, I can really recommend a visit. My cheeks (yes, the ones in my face) really hurt from laughing when I left :D.

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Hermitess 18. October 2009, 19:02

:D Sounds fun!

Zaphira 18. October 2009, 19:03

This looks like something I'd enjoy to watch! :up:
I haven't been able to find out if he's visiting Catfiania as well, but I'll keep looking, so thanks for the tip. :smile:

gdare 18. October 2009, 19:04

I doubt he will visit Belgrade awww

Spaggyj 18. October 2009, 19:05

I admire the honesty in his scheme, alongside the comedy and the addition of rare footage. Sounds awesome :D

garlingmatthews 18. October 2009, 19:09

John Cleese is great. He pops up in oddest places. He appeared on a cheap children's educational program years ago, in bondage gear, unannounced and obviously just as a favour to some-one, years ago.

rose-marie 18. October 2009, 19:12

Herm - It sure was :yes: And it looked like it was for him, too. Of course, that could be because this was the start of his tour. Perhaps it'll be different later on...

Zap - I hope you'll get the chance to :up:. I have no idea what his tour schedule looks like, though...

Darko - See above. awww

Kimmie - He is quite funny when he's bitter too! Not quite happy with having to pack his bags and hitting the roads at the age of 69... p:

Gavin - He also does commercials for Elgiganten (Elkjøp over here) too - playing on the fact that his ex-wife has left him with nothing and he has to start all over again - including buying white goods and whatnot! :D

rose-marie 18. October 2009, 19:12

I've never heard (or seen) the bondage thing though! Must have been quite a sight! :lol:

garlingmatthews 18. October 2009, 19:16

It was!

Can she really have left him with nothing? That's terrible. Why wasn't an even split?

rose-marie 18. October 2009, 19:19

Hmm... I suppose she left him with everything except $20 million and a house or two... p:
The commercial is just playing on the fact that he's an elderly man who has been divorced and has to start over again.

gdare 18. October 2009, 19:19

I guess he loved her. Otherwise there would be a pre-marriage contract :left:

rose-marie 18. October 2009, 19:23

Maybe he thought third time would be a charm? (It was his third wife.) p:

Dacotah 18. October 2009, 19:32

:D

rose-marie 18. October 2009, 19:39

Yep - that was pretty much the way I looked on my way out! p:

garlingmatthews 18. October 2009, 19:46

:lol:

rose-marie 18. October 2009, 19:51

And that ^ ^ was me during the show :yes:

Spaggyj 18. October 2009, 19:58

I feel a bit sorry for him... But you've gotta wonder why they've split. Anyway, it's not about that. The show sounds really entertaining.

rose-marie 18. October 2009, 20:02

Hmm... Now that you mention it - he didn't say what the reason was, only that they'd been married since 1992 (which is quite a while, I suppose).
He did mention her as the lovechild of Bernie Madoff and Heather Mills, so I'm guessing there are hard feeling involved.

Spaggyj 18. October 2009, 20:06

:eyes: . Hmmm. I think I shall Google

Spaggyj 18. October 2009, 20:11

Hmmm, no real reason I can find, only that they were "growing apart" for the last year or so.

Moesring 18. October 2009, 20:44

Did you ask him a question? Were you perhaps one of the lucky few to get on the stage? :left:

Phantom2 18. October 2009, 21:06

I'm definitely a Python fan, and I'd pay to see him if given the chance. :up:

clean 18. October 2009, 21:27

A man will give up almost anything except his suffering.

- John Cleese.

unlisted 18. October 2009, 22:00

John Cleese has been one of the most consistently entertaining people alive for forty years. He has, in part, kept the public's affection with his candor. Famous people can lose a lot of appeal by letting fans forget that they're human, something he has wisely avoided.

Dacotah 18. October 2009, 23:32

p: :lol:

theoddbod 19. October 2009, 07:03

Where you here? Very :cool:

He's not announced any UK dates yet awww The funniest of the Pythons, I think.

rose-marie 19. October 2009, 10:37

Thanks Kimmie :happy:! I was too lazy yesterday to google yesterday :wink:... Even though it's undoubtedly tough growing apart at any age, I suspect doing so when you're almost 70 must be extra hard.

Moe - Actually, I sat with a question ready (Now that you're single again... How much for a date... know what I mean? Nudge, nudge!) but I didn't have the guts awww.

P2 - I've been trying to find a tour schedule, but can't find one. It seems he'll be doing some shows on the US west coast. I hope you get you see him :up:.

Hehe! That's true in so many cases, David.

James - Yes, that could be why he is still popular. Some will argue that celebreties and royalties should be put on some kind of pedestal, seperated from the rest of us, but I don't think this show would be the same if he hadn't had that personal touch. :smile:

Carol - p: :wink:

Mart - I think that review is from the premiere. I was at the show a week later, but it seems like much of the same material :D.
I agree - I think he's the one Python who's still funny.

Rapunzel 19. October 2009, 12:59

"There is a municipal rubbish heap of 45 metres (148 ft) in altitude that has been named Mt Cleese at the Awapuni landfill just outside Palmerston North after he dubbed the city "Suicide capital of New Zealand".
I think he's brilliant.

Dacotah 19. October 2009, 13:04

:happy: :heart:

Furie 19. October 2009, 13:10

Awesome plan. I'll have to put on a tour if Kitty manages to steal my wifeling. awww Anyone willing to see me on stage being me for a £50 admission charge?

Zaphira 19. October 2009, 13:46

Not if, Mik. When. :yes:

Furie 19. October 2009, 13:59

*adds "Swing A Dead Cat" to the stage show list*
:mad:

Zaphira 19. October 2009, 14:14

I'd pay to see it, just to make you feel a little bit better. :D

fammcdon 19. October 2009, 15:08

Just hearing/seeing his name gets me to smirkin'.

rose-marie 19. October 2009, 17:01

Rap - Haha! Do you think he has more self-irony than Palmerstone North? p:

You're cheaper than John Cleese, Mik, so yes - I'd go see you! :up:

Bud - That's good to hear! :happy:

Diabolical 20. October 2009, 05:34

awww won't show up here. p:.
Will have to go watch Mik's show then.. :whistle:

H82typ 20. October 2009, 07:08

I'd go see both Cleese and Furie, if I could! :lol:

theoddbod 20. October 2009, 07:15

That would be an unusual double act :D

H82typ 20. October 2009, 07:26

:sherlock: It'd be even stranger if Cleese opened for Furie! :lol:

gdare 20. October 2009, 07:44

:lol:

Diabolical 20. October 2009, 07:49

Opened his what? :left:.
Oh act.. Homer: Doh!

rose-marie 20. October 2009, 08:07

I'd love to see the fish slapping scene with Cleese and Furie :yes:

Furie 20. October 2009, 10:05

As long as he didn't do that Fawlty Towers routine where he's hit his head and trying not to mention the war, I'd be fine. The last line of that cracks me up every damn time.

rose-marie 20. October 2009, 11:00

:lol: Me too!
:sst: I mentioned it once, but I think I got away with it!

garlingmatthews 20. October 2009, 17:09

The hurtling into space speech in Clockwise :D

Rapunzel 20. October 2009, 17:19

Rose, I've been to Palmerston North.
I'd call him succinct :lol:

rose-marie 20. October 2009, 18:41

I love Clockwise too! Haven't watched it in a while, but I have it on DVD :D.

Rap - I'm sure he's proud to have a huge pile of garbage named after him p:.

Furie 20. October 2009, 19:12

Haven't seen that film in a while. It was free on DVD in one of the newspapers a couple of years ago and the local newsagent gave us a spare copy cause Kim hadn't seen it. If only that had happened to my teachers in school. awww

rose-marie 21. October 2009, 06:46

What would be worse - John Cleese's character in Clockwise, or Robin Williams' in Dead Poets Society..? :sherlock:

Furie 21. October 2009, 10:05

Robin Williams character, hands down. Wonderful teacher, understands his students and gets them to understand and enjoy the subject he's teaching, but has his career destroyed by the old school who can't admit their own failings.

*clambers up on the school desk that magically appeared in Rosie's post*
Oh captain, my captain!

gdare 21. October 2009, 11:21

Rose is a captain? :left:

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