Sunday, 22. February 2009, 21:22:00
I know that there are several people out there who love snow and winter. I too can think snow is nice. On postcards. And in the countryside. In the city, however, it serves absolutely no purpose but to cause injury and force people to buy new boots every now and then...

Here are a few observations I've made in the city (which may very well be referred to as a refigerator this winter). So far, we've had close to one meter of snow. A little less in the city centre, but still... It's the biggest amount of snow for 60 years.
Left: So you've managed to walk for a while without falling over and now you'd really like to rest for a while because walking on snow is a really good workout...
Right: Of course, all this snow makes commuting impossible, since both the tram and subway tracks are covered in snow. (Yes, we do have buses.) Since walking obviously is out of the question, you might want to get your car...
Left: Ok, so you opt for walking anyway. Luckily, the snow on the pavement here has been somewhat shovelled away. Unfortunately, it's been thrown to the sides, making the pavement pretty narrow. On the plus side, they have actually sprinkled some grit here.
Right: You have to cross the street you say? Well, since it's now a couple of degrees above zero, most of the snow on the street has melted away so you can actually see the crossing. Too bad you have to force your way through a wall of slush first... Once you've managed to do that, you are rewarded with stepping into a huge pool of more brown slush.
Left: With degrees above zero come the hazardous beauty called icicles. Situated way above your head, where you can't see them, they just wait for warmer weather so they can come off and harpoon anybody walking under them. These things can get pretty big, and weigh in at around 20-30 kilos. Needless to say, being hit by one would most likely be pretty lethal.
Now, you might think that this can be avoided by walking further away from the house. Have a look at the second picture to the left again.
Right: My hero! This particular man isn't removing icicles, but heavy snow from the roof (note the lump falling down).
Forecast for Oslo the next days: around zero degrees during the day, and some more snow expected later this week.
*sigh*