Ross

September 2007

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Dammit, people are so stupid! A rant about McDonald's

Sunday, 30. September 2007, 02:00:43

I just had the displeasure of viewing the new Monopoly McDonald's TV ad. First of all, McDonald's sucks. And if you eat at McDonald's, you suck too. Their food is both unhealthy and unappetizing. One of their shitty dogburgers has enough grease to cover a damn Slip-n-Slide. And people who sue McDonald's are even bigger dipshits. If those people are big enough cocks to hurt themselves with their food, then they deserve the health reprepussions. I don't wreck my car while driving driving 90 MPH weaving in and out of traffic, and then sue the car company because they didn't make the car invincible. I hope those retards knew that nobody was holding them down at gunpoint and forcing them to eat at McDonald's every fucking day. Go screw yourselves.

So to get back on topic, I saw the Monopoly McDonald's TV ad. There is this stupid, bubbly, braindead bitch that said the dumbest thing I've heard in a TV ad in a while. It actually made me drop my jaw in sheer contempt for this moron.

Here's a summary incase you haven't enjoyed this commercial yet. An ugly bitch is riding the bus (big surprise, she probably works at 7-Eleven because she's stupid) and decides to grace us, the viewers, with her "strategy" for McDonald's Monopoly. Fuck her. She says, "I use the Egg McMuffin strategy. It involves eggs, and McMuffins." Then she proceeds to giggle like a stupid bitch. Am I the only one who wants to strangle her? That's what I thought.

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How To Piss Off Store Management, Windows Mobile-style

Saturday, 15. September 2007, 21:51:51

i730, store, control, wall ...

I have done this several times in the past, but I am only getting around to writing about it now.

Let me start off with this preface. I am the proud owner of the Samsung i730 PDA phone. It is unique, in that, it comes preloaded with a program that utilizes the phone's IrDA port to control equipment. So basically it's a universal remote control. In it, it has preprogrammed several brands of televisions, DVD players, stereo systems, and VCRs. Here's where the fun begins.

I paid a visit to Target today, for reasons I do not feel like telling you people. On my way to the curtains/toys/food/whatever-you-want-to-think-I-was-doing, I passed by the wall of televisions in the electronics department. Sure, why not, I said to myself. I whipped out my i730 and opened up the Remote Control program. I clicked Sony TV and proceded to turn off every Sony TV on the wall. Then I turned them all back on, and changed the channel to 56. As a result, the snowstorm began.

At this point, I hear some lowly employee say "What the hell is going on?" I start to snicker. Then I hear that he calls the manager and has him come out to fix the TVs. So I walk away. So I ruined some guy's lunch break, so what?

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Listen up, you fugly bitches!

Friday, 14. September 2007, 19:21:21

fugly, stupid, girls, bitch

You know if this applies to you. If you are a fat and/or ugly girl who wears tight clothing and short skirts and think that you are hot, please cease and desist immediately before a stab you in the eye with a caddle prod. This style of clothing also tends to make girls incoherently retarded. Have you ever seen a stupid teenaged girl walk around with American Eagle bags on her arms saying to here friends "OMG, i just totaly think hes sooo hott!!!!1" because spelling simple words incorrectly is so kool! Die.