UPS is absolutely terrible!
Tuesday, 18. December 2007, 01:44:42
Next time you need to ship anything, do not choose UPS. Pick anything for all I care. Everything is better than this group of braindead morons. DHL, FedEx, even USPS can do a better job!
Here's the story.
I ordered an Apple iBook from macofalltrades.com on Tuesday, December 11th. Mac Of All Trades shipped it out Wednesday. Everything's going good. The shipping is pretty expensive at $35, but I can deal. On Friday night, the iBook arrives at a UPS location 6 miles from my house. I expect to get it pretty fast on Monday, right? I could not have been more wrong.
Today is Monday. Truck never shows up. Keep in mind that UPS said it would be delivered today. Not only does the truck never show up, but the dumbass driver said that he attempted to deliver the iBook but I wasn't home. This is an outright lie, because I know for a fact I was home, waiting for the stupid truck at the time when the asshole supposedly tried to deliver the package! So I'm angry that not only do I not have my package, but also that a company that I trusted with a $450 laptop is lying to me.
I am now worried about this for the following reasons:
Situation A:
- The driver is a braindead buttwipe.
- He lied.
- My iBook is in the warehouse again and will be delivered tomorrow.
Situation B:
- The driver is a braindead buttwipe.
- He went to the wrong house because he doesn't know where the fuck my house is and he doesn't own a map.
- My iBook is in the warehouse again and will not be delivered tomorrow, or ever, and will be sent back to Florida.
Either way, I'm going to lay into the driver tomorrow. It's going to go something like this:
U= UPS
M= Me
U= Here'z yo packege d00d
M= Great, asshole.
U= *picks nose*
M= Hey, I have a question, "d00d". Why did you fucking lie about attempted delivery yesterday?
U= I didn't.
M= Attempted delivery at 3:12 PM. I was in my fucking house at 3:12 pm. You never showed up, asswipe. I hope you get fired and you starve. How hard is your job? You drive a stupid truck and tell people to sign. Are you that moronic and incompetant that you can't even do that right? UPS is one of the worst companies I've ever dealt with, and I can assure you I will never use you again. See ya, fuckhole. *slams door*
Then I plan to call UPS corporate and tell them exactly what I feel.
If you EVER have a choice, NEVER pick UPS unless you like dealing with lost packages and nitwit drivers.
UPDATE: It's now Tuesday. Still no delivery.
UPDATE: I finally just called them and told them to hold it so I could pick it up. Totally unacceptable.
Here's the story.
I ordered an Apple iBook from macofalltrades.com on Tuesday, December 11th. Mac Of All Trades shipped it out Wednesday. Everything's going good. The shipping is pretty expensive at $35, but I can deal. On Friday night, the iBook arrives at a UPS location 6 miles from my house. I expect to get it pretty fast on Monday, right? I could not have been more wrong.
Today is Monday. Truck never shows up. Keep in mind that UPS said it would be delivered today. Not only does the truck never show up, but the dumbass driver said that he attempted to deliver the iBook but I wasn't home. This is an outright lie, because I know for a fact I was home, waiting for the stupid truck at the time when the asshole supposedly tried to deliver the package! So I'm angry that not only do I not have my package, but also that a company that I trusted with a $450 laptop is lying to me.
I am now worried about this for the following reasons:
Situation A:
- The driver is a braindead buttwipe.
- He lied.
- My iBook is in the warehouse again and will be delivered tomorrow.
Situation B:
- The driver is a braindead buttwipe.
- He went to the wrong house because he doesn't know where the fuck my house is and he doesn't own a map.
- My iBook is in the warehouse again and will not be delivered tomorrow, or ever, and will be sent back to Florida.
Either way, I'm going to lay into the driver tomorrow. It's going to go something like this:
U= UPS
M= Me
U= Here'z yo packege d00d
M= Great, asshole.
U= *picks nose*
M= Hey, I have a question, "d00d". Why did you fucking lie about attempted delivery yesterday?
U= I didn't.
M= Attempted delivery at 3:12 PM. I was in my fucking house at 3:12 pm. You never showed up, asswipe. I hope you get fired and you starve. How hard is your job? You drive a stupid truck and tell people to sign. Are you that moronic and incompetant that you can't even do that right? UPS is one of the worst companies I've ever dealt with, and I can assure you I will never use you again. See ya, fuckhole. *slams door*
Then I plan to call UPS corporate and tell them exactly what I feel.
If you EVER have a choice, NEVER pick UPS unless you like dealing with lost packages and nitwit drivers.
UPDATE: It's now Tuesday. Still no delivery.
UPDATE: I finally just called them and told them to hold it so I could pick it up. Totally unacceptable.
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WIDGETIZE
Jaybro # 18. December 2007, 21:08
That should ensure that your next delivery will be prompt and undamaged.
rosser # 18. December 2007, 22:13
Jaybro # 19. December 2007, 10:21
FORESTMEMBER # 30. October 2009, 22:06
The worst thing is that a stupid being from UPS called me with 5146330010 on my phone to tell me that my package has not being delivered because my phone number on it was wrong. Wow? How could she call me if my number was wrong? If the number is also wrong, what is the direct link between a postal pacakge delivery and phone number? I HATE UPS WITH PASSION AND WILL NEVER BUY ANYTHNG FROM ANYONE ANYWHERE SHIPPING WITH UPS. And if it will cost me everything to ship something using FeDex, USPS, Xpresspost Canada, I will use it.