The Defining Element: The Rosser Experience

I just had the displeasure of viewing the new Monopoly McDonald's TV ad. First of all, McDonald's sucks. And if you eat at McDonald's, you suck too. Their food is both unhealthy and unappetizing. One of their shitty dogburgers has enough grease to cover a damn Slip-n-Slide. And people who sue McDonald's are even bigger dipshits. If those people are big enough cocks to hurt themselves with their food, then they deserve the health reprepussions. I don't wreck my car while driving driving 90 MPH weaving in and out of traffic, and then sue the car company because they didn't make the car invincible. I hope those retards knew that nobody was holding them down at gunpoint and forcing them to eat at McDonald's every fucking day. Go screw yourselves.

So to get back on topic, I saw the Monopoly McDonald's TV ad. There is this stupid, bubbly, braindead bitch that said the dumbest thing I've heard in a TV ad in a while. It actually made me drop my jaw in sheer contempt for this moron.

Here's a summary incase you haven't enjoyed this commercial yet. An ugly bitch is riding the bus (big surprise, she probably works at 7-Eleven because she's stupid) and decides to grace us, the viewers, with her "strategy" for McDonald's Monopoly. Fuck her. She says, "I use the Egg McMuffin strategy. It involves eggs, and McMuffins." Then she proceeds to giggle like a stupid bitch. Am I the only one who wants to strangle her? That's what I thought.