The Defining Element: The Rosser Experience

You know if this applies to you. If you are a fat and/or ugly girl who wears tight clothing and short skirts and think that you are hot, please cease and desist immediately before a stab you in the eye with a caddle prod. This style of clothing also tends to make girls incoherently retarded. Have you ever seen a stupid teenaged girl walk around with American Eagle bags on her arms saying to here friends "OMG, i just totaly think hes sooo hott!!!!1" because spelling simple words incorrectly is so kool! Die. I swear, if I see another fat ugly bitch walking around, thinking she's actually sexually attractive to any heterosexual man, I will go ninja on her.