Unlocking: The newest form of torture
Sunday, 18. November 2007, 14:14:54
If you haven't heard of "waterboarding" yet, it is a form of torture that the United States government alledgedly uses. In simple terms, it simulates drowning by flushing the sinuses with water and depriving the person of oxygen.
I'm a very liberal person, a democrat. I am very far left on most everything, but there are one of two conservative idealogigies I can see eye-to-eye-to with. One of those is the death penalty. I think that if you had intent to kill someone, you should be killed back. Now, I'm not saying that if you have a head-on collosion by accident and you kill them, that you should get a lethal injection. But when someone sets out to kill, they should be killed back. In fact, I think that the death penalty should be *less* humane, so to speak. If you rape, steal, abuse, and brutally kill a 12 year old girl, you shouldn't get a lethal injection. You should get the geeateen with hot coals on your knees and needles in your eyes, while you eat a bucket of rust with a sharp bread knife. And even then, it wouldn't equal the magnatude of the abomination you have committed. It's called retribution, and our society would suck without it.
So to complient "waterboarding," I have invented the idea of "unlocking." It takes on some of the same aspects as "waterboaring" in that the name sounds harmless, it is potentially deadly, and it leaves scars.
Here's what unlocking is. You take a razorblade (preferrably a snap-off X-ACTO knife) and stick it into a person's back, above their kidney. Then you slowly turn the blade like a key unlocking a door. If you use a snap-off blade, hopefully it snaps off inside them and causes infection or something.
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I'm a very liberal person, a democrat. I am very far left on most everything, but there are one of two conservative idealogigies I can see eye-to-eye-to with. One of those is the death penalty. I think that if you had intent to kill someone, you should be killed back. Now, I'm not saying that if you have a head-on collosion by accident and you kill them, that you should get a lethal injection. But when someone sets out to kill, they should be killed back. In fact, I think that the death penalty should be *less* humane, so to speak. If you rape, steal, abuse, and brutally kill a 12 year old girl, you shouldn't get a lethal injection. You should get the geeateen with hot coals on your knees and needles in your eyes, while you eat a bucket of rust with a sharp bread knife. And even then, it wouldn't equal the magnatude of the abomination you have committed. It's called retribution, and our society would suck without it.
So to complient "waterboarding," I have invented the idea of "unlocking." It takes on some of the same aspects as "waterboaring" in that the name sounds harmless, it is potentially deadly, and it leaves scars.
Here's what unlocking is. You take a razorblade (preferrably a snap-off X-ACTO knife) and stick it into a person's back, above their kidney. Then you slowly turn the blade like a key unlocking a door. If you use a snap-off blade, hopefully it snaps off inside them and causes infection or something.
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