The Defining Element: The Rosser Experience

Yahoo! Answers is the place I go when I need a few laughs. I don't go there to be serious. Just to prove it, here are some of the questions I recently asked:


- I'm going to whore out my girlfriend to some buddies. How much should I charge? Should I give them a discount?

- Do you think it would be gross if I ate my dinner on the toilet while taking a crap?

- What is the legal age you have to be to smoke weed?

- What happens if I delete the System32 folder on my computer?

- Have you ever been to Yahoo Answers?

- Do you like me?


Here are some answers I received.
Do you think it would be gross if I ate my dinner on the toilet while taking a crap?
yeah, thats gross ha

Yes that is disgusting since some of our taste is from smell eewww

eww! thats gross! well how long does it take u to take a crap!!! cant u wait till ur finished then eat?!

I would just crack up so bad, because you seem like a hot guy, and that's like what the hell.

that is super gross............(walks away and barfs)

No. Not any grosser than picking your nose and wiping the snot on the carpet while you read.

ill try it at dinner time


What happens if I delete the System32 folder on my computer?

try it

it will make your computer run faster.

I thought u had a Mac??


What is the legal age to be able to smoke weed?

No age. It's illegal.

4.5 billion

my mom wouldnt smoke with me until i turned 21 and she's pretty smart so i'd say 21.

Are you kidding?




Yahoo Answers gets two gold stars.

UPDATE: I got my Yahoo! Account frozen. So I made another. Fuck them.