The Defining Element: The Rosser Experience

So I'm driving on the Interstate to go see Bob Dylan in concert, and I see a motel on the side of the highway. On its sign, it has the word "Vacancy" painted in black letters. Nothing else, just the word painted on the side. And I mean its a crummy motel too, maybe like a 1 or 2 star, if that. So I was just thinking to myself, "Wow, permanent vacancy. They must be pretty confident in that! 'Wow! An entire football team! Well, I'm sure we can find some room to squeeze you in here!'"

That is all. Oh, and I'm going to see Bob Dyaln! Yah!