I don't write round these parts anymore, but hey, good news if you grew to enjoy my self-obsessed ramblings: I'm still at it over there.
If you - like most of my visitors over the years - are only looking for the Girls Aloud picture which popped up on page 2 of Google Images every time anyone went in search of some Cheryl and co, I'm afraid you're completely out of luck. Apols.
That would be all. Thanks for reading!