Navadasha

writes:

hi

Shikhar Gihotra writes:



HAHA..THIS 1 is cool...
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impressive!

Its so funny. I wish i could born as man after reading this. Sagar do u hate gals.

funny but true . . .

Cos they get to spend hours in the pub and watch football

true men......bravo 2 all men in the world....thats why GOD made us a man.

This is really funny.

Women are just happier people because:

-Wedding plans take care of themselves. His credit card is just another form of payment.
-You can always collect child support payments from his sorry ass.
-You can figure out a man by the condition of his car.
-The world is your doll house. We have manipulation down to a science.
-You're never so insecure with yourself that you cant stop and ask for directions at the petrol station.
-You dont have to stop and think of which way to turn the knob on the laundry machine.
-By the time you get wrinkles, you could care less of what men think of you.
-The subtle power of your chest turns men into primitive apes.
-New shoes may mangle your feet, but you remember its worth it when the spike heel is stuck in a mans balls.
-You can justify any mood and any action with PMS.
-You can always call a friend and stay on the phone for hours until the slob making eyes at you from across the room loses interest.
-You know stuff about percentages and math.
-A five-day vacation requires only enough money for your starter drink.
-You can open all your own doors.
-You dont need extra credit.
-Three brain cells are more than enough.
-You are unable to screw up your own laundry.
-The same car stereo lasts for years, maybe decades.
-Even if you dont shave, you will still never be as hairy as a man.
-Multiple hand bags and a closet of shoes -- all paid for by the idiot of the season.
-You can fix yourself with make-up no matter how bad you look.
-You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24th in 25 minutes and save $10.00 because you know where the deals are.

Nice post Èwin!

Wow...

HI ..
I think it's all good !
Happy New year!
:-)

I knew there had to be a golddigger reply somewhere here and I did found it posted by Ewin.

This is GREAT material!!! I love it!

Who are u tryin 2 convince guys? We all knw da truth here.

Èwin, you've begun super-disputing

Well I was merely using stereotypical examples of why women should always be happy like Sagar had done with men. If your a man who truly believes mechanics will never lie to you, simply because your a man then you need to get your head out of your ass. I mean do we all really believe mechanics only lie to women? Mechanics need to pay the bills no matter who their customer may be.

I just wanted to make a post to point out that both sexes have different social identities and stereotypes and to claim one is smarter/superior because of their sex is ridiculous.

But we all know these posts are all in good fun and no one should take them so seriously. But if you do take it seriously and get offended, just remember you fit into either male or female profile and be happy about the so called truths we have exposed.

oh wow, i know a lot of guys who will sit there and tell you "YEA RIGHT!" and i can honestly say that most of this description fits me. now that's sad.

lol

I don't believe that. That's all only bullshit. Men are not only clear about their feelings, but women are. Exceptions exist.

Maybe its a tie. Sure you can pee standing up, but women have multiple orgams.

*bows*

Uh huh.

now i didn't say that most woman are like this, just me, and i know for a fact that most are guys are not like this either, especially my husband. but this is good humor if you ask me. i was laughing at this one here. and the one about the woman too.

I have read it and I can see that I am a man . I must tell my husband that his wife is a man .

because they don't think this is why they don't get stress all what they think about is food :-)

Great fun to read!! But the biggest truth is that both sexes are made for each other for love

Both men and women have their own way...

Ahahaha... Well, I beg to differ...

Èwin, I understood it like a very funny joke, so I've never tried to apprehend it like a my life way
I understand it's vacations now so there's a lot of fun and we just smiling to everyone and laughing at smb's jokes
And these items above are joke for me

Oh no I didn't meant to direct my previous comment at you specifically! I just had to respond to make sure my intentions were clear -that I wasn't personally attacking Sagar or the male sex via my female happiness list.

Good one,Thanks.

All i know that there are women to be like man,and men to be like women(i'm not talking about turning against your own gender).....

Also not all man loves mechanics,not all women likes loundry-ing(my mom specially)
but we all do something for neccesary....of course not all
My mom does loundry because she feels it's neccesary,also because we're so lazy to do it ourselves.....
We do something of our caliber,yet we hate to do it,but it's a neccesary....

I've been following the postings, and just wanted to thank you again for a toungue-in-cheek list.

It actually inspired me to write "Personalities of a Wild Night Out" about girls going out to the bar in the US. I had fun with my friends personaliities

Which inspired arnold the armadillo to write "any english pub" about men. The hippy had me laughing.

if you liked this, check em out.

Keep the humor alive!

. .It make me squeal. .Lol. .

Funny lists, men are awesome! ^^

read this:

http://my.opera.com/princessofdeath/blog/women-are-better-than-men

Èwin, you've ruined the joke

Men don't get depressed because most things aren't depressing. A squashed puppy to a man, a good laugh about the stupid animal running into a car... idiot...

A woman sees it and starts crying....

Hime your one kinda makes women seem as gold diggers....

Anyway people get to worked up about this shit. Women have faults and men have faults, just mens are more disgusting and womens are very long, tiresome and boring

Lol. Conor must have cahones.

True... you have problems with cahones?

Conor, you are so wrong about it ... not every men laughs when he sees a squashed puppy. We all have faults but it's not fair to say that we are all the same, not all men are disgusting and not all women are boring (btw, where did you get that ? women aren't boring at all, I know more men that are boring).

*fifth time writing this comment.* *curses phone*

Hell no, I don't have a problem with cohones. I get along with guys very well.

However, some of the other comments lead me to believe you may have started a gasoline and matches party.

*thinks* altho.... The price of gas did go up again so you may be lucky.

here the price of it is down!

And Wutske I would not laugh at the squashed puupy, I'd laugh at how fucking stupid it would have to be to run out into the middle of the road and get squashed.

*just posted a bloggy blog about her dog*

Um. Yeah.

I'm going to be getting hate mail for a while....

*lafs* but you have cohones, and no one can take that away. Right? *winces*

I've heard a case where....... you don't wanna know...

*chuckles* oh THAT is where u are wrong. Do tell. *puts chin on her hands*

I'd rather not... I dont even have all that facts. All I know is a guy was cheating, his wife found out. His Balls were thrown out the window

Conor, is that the Bobbit story?