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Why men are never depressed

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Men Are Just Happier People--

bcoz'

  • Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack.
  • You can never be pregnant.
  • Car mechanics tell you the truth.
  • The world is your urinal.
  • You never have to drive to another petrol station restroom because this one is just too icky.
  • You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
  • Wrinkles add character.
  • People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
  • New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
  • One mood all the time.
  • Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
  • You know stuff about tanks and engines. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
  • You can open all your own jars.
  • You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
  • Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
  • You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
  • The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
  • You only have to shave your face and neck.
  • One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one colour for all seasons.
  • You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
  • You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.


No wonder men are happier. :D

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writes:

hi

By anonymous user, # 23. February 2008, 20:29:17

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Shikhar Gihotra writes:



HAHA..THIS 1 is cool...
Hi Bro,
How r U..ltnc..heard u r managing opera software(India)..thats pretty nice..nice cmpny..and products too..Grt endeavour when Firefox n IE r ruling d globe..i hv recently started usin d browser..itz competitive
TC,
shikhargilhotra@aol.com

By anonymous user, # 23. February 2008, 21:01:08

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impressive!

By liquid snake, # 3. March 2008, 16:29:51

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