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Why men are never depressed

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Men Are Just Happier People--

bcoz'

  • Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack.
  • You can never be pregnant.
  • Car mechanics tell you the truth.
  • The world is your urinal.
  • You never have to drive to another petrol station restroom because this one is just too icky.
  • You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
  • Wrinkles add character.
  • People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
  • New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
  • One mood all the time.
  • Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
  • You know stuff about tanks and engines. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
  • You can open all your own jars.
  • You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
  • Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
  • You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
  • The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
  • You only have to shave your face and neck.
  • One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one colour for all seasons.
  • You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
  • You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.


No wonder men are happier. :D

Testing things while i waitJournalism in India!

Comments

Anonymous 23. February 2008, 20:29

writes:

hi

Anonymous 23. February 2008, 21:01

Shikhar Gihotra writes:



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liquid snake 3. March 2008, 16:29

impressive!

SAMIRASEN 22. November 2008, 16:06

Its so funny. I wish i could born as man after reading this. Sagar do u hate gals.

wildasia 29. December 2008, 07:15

funny but true . . .

Traceyclarke 1. January 2009, 17:02

Cos they get to spend hours in the pub and watch football

kingLambino 1. January 2009, 20:56

true men......bravo 2 all men in the world....thats why GOD made us a man.

ayayay1rancho 2. January 2009, 00:22

:star: :star: :star: :star:
This is really funny.

Èwin 2. January 2009, 06:47

Women are just happier people because:

-Wedding plans take care of themselves. His credit card is just another form of payment.
-You can always collect child support payments from his sorry ass.
-You can figure out a man by the condition of his car.
-The world is your doll house. We have manipulation down to a science.
-You're never so insecure with yourself that you cant stop and ask for directions at the petrol station.
-You dont have to stop and think of which way to turn the knob on the laundry machine.
-By the time you get wrinkles, you could care less of what men think of you.
-The subtle power of your chest turns men into primitive apes.
-New shoes may mangle your feet, but you remember its worth it when the spike heel is stuck in a mans balls.
-You can justify any mood and any action with PMS.
-You can always call a friend and stay on the phone for hours until the slob making eyes at you from across the room loses interest.
-You know stuff about percentages and math.
-A five-day vacation requires only enough money for your starter drink.
-You can open all your own doors.
-You dont need extra credit.
-Three brain cells are more than enough.
-You are unable to screw up your own laundry.
-The same car stereo lasts for years, maybe decades.
-Even if you dont shave, you will still never be as hairy as a man.
-Multiple hand bags and a closet of shoes -- all paid for by the idiot of the season.
-You can fix yourself with make-up no matter how bad you look.
-You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24th in 25 minutes and save $10.00 because you know where the deals are.

Hallucin0gen 2. January 2009, 07:30

Nice post Èwin!

hadame 2. January 2009, 09:26

Wow...
:up: :up:

brown711 2. January 2009, 10:29

HI ..
I think it's all good !
Happy New year!
:-) :lol:

ferro98 2. January 2009, 11:37

I knew there had to be a golddigger reply somewhere here and I did found it posted by Ewin. :lol:

AllThatGlitters 2. January 2009, 12:08

This is GREAT material!!! I love it! :up:

superDoxa5 2. January 2009, 16:20

Who are u tryin 2 convince guys? We all knw da truth here.

maybkot 2. January 2009, 19:47

Èwin, you've begun super-disputing :smile:

Èwin 2. January 2009, 22:16

Well I was merely using stereotypical examples of why women should always be happy like Sagar had done with men. If your a man who truly believes mechanics will never lie to you, simply because your a man then you need to get your head out of your ass. I mean do we all really believe mechanics only lie to women? Mechanics need to pay the bills no matter who their customer may be. :rolleyes:

I just wanted to make a post to point out that both sexes have different social identities and stereotypes and to claim one is smarter/superior because of their sex is ridiculous.

But we all know these posts are all in good fun and no one should take them so seriously. But if you do take it seriously and get offended, just remember you fit into either male or female profile and be happy about the so called truths we have exposed. p:

TogaOga 3. January 2009, 00:50

oh wow, i know a lot of guys who will sit there and tell you "YEA RIGHT!" and i can honestly say that most of this description fits me. now that's sad.

TriforceOfAnnoyingness 3. January 2009, 03:28

lol

Plusbr 3. January 2009, 05:42

I don't believe that. That's all only bullshit. Men are not only clear about their feelings, but women are. Exceptions exist. :sherlock:

Javaen 3. January 2009, 05:58

Maybe its a tie. Sure you can pee standing up, but women have multiple orgams.

*bows*

Uh huh.

TogaOga 3. January 2009, 05:58

now i didn't say that most woman are like this, just me, and i know for a fact that most are guys are not like this either, especially my husband. but this is good humor if you ask me. i was laughing at this one here. and the one about the woman too.

Salve! 3. January 2009, 06:28

I have read it and I can see that I am a man :eyes: . I must tell my husband that his wife is a man :lol: .

sherin1974 3. January 2009, 06:47

because they don't think this is why they don't get stress all what they think about is food :-)

liquid snake 3. January 2009, 08:51

Great fun to read!! But the biggest truth is that both sexes are made for each other for love :heart:

hadame 3. January 2009, 08:56

Both men and women have their own way...
dyka1612dyka1612

princessofdeath 3. January 2009, 13:13

Ahahaha... Well, I beg to differ... P:

maybkot 3. January 2009, 13:50

Èwin, I understood it like a very funny joke, so I've never tried to apprehend it like a my life way :smile:
I understand it's vacations now so there's a lot of fun and we just smiling to everyone and laughing at smb's jokes :smile:
And these items above are joke for me :lol: :cool: p:

Èwin 3. January 2009, 19:00

Oh no I didn't meant to direct my previous comment at you specifically! I just had to respond to make sure my intentions were clear -that I wasn't personally attacking Sagar or the male sex via my female happiness list.

korakesion 8. January 2009, 19:32

Good one,Thanks.

NewTonyIc 9. January 2009, 04:04

All i know that there are women to be like man,and men to be like women(i'm not talking about turning against your own gender).....

Also not all man loves mechanics,not all women likes loundry-ing(my mom specially)
but we all do something for neccesary....of course not all
My mom does loundry because she feels it's neccesary,also because we're so lazy to do it ourselves.....
We do something of our caliber,yet we hate to do it,but it's a neccesary....

Javaen 9. January 2009, 04:37

I've been following the postings, and just wanted to thank you again for a toungue-in-cheek list. :happy:

It actually inspired me to write "Personalities of a Wild Night Out" about girls going out to the bar in the US. I had fun with my friends personaliities

Which inspired arnold the armadillo to write "any english pub" about men. The hippy had me laughing.

:cheers: if you liked this, check em out.

Keep the humor alive!

anamikamathur 9. January 2009, 07:35

:cry:. .It make me squeal. .Lol. .

Waxaal 9. January 2009, 13:15

Funny lists, men are awesome! ^^

Wutske 9. January 2009, 15:36

Èwin, you've ruined the joke awww

MConor 9. January 2009, 16:39

Men don't get depressed because most things aren't depressing. A squashed puppy to a man, a good laugh about the stupid animal running into a car... idiot...

A woman sees it and starts crying....

MConor 9. January 2009, 16:42

Hime your one kinda makes women seem as gold diggers.... :lol:

Anyway people get to worked up about this shit. Women have faults and men have faults, just mens are more disgusting and womens are very long, tiresome and boring

Javaen 9. January 2009, 16:43

Lol. Conor must have cahones.

MConor 9. January 2009, 17:01

True... you have problems with cahones?

Wutske 9. January 2009, 19:26

Conor, you are so wrong about it ... not every men laughs when he sees a squashed puppy. We all have faults but it's not fair to say that we are all the same, not all men are disgusting and not all women are boring (btw, where did you get that ? women aren't boring at all, I know more men that are boring).

Javaen 9. January 2009, 19:44

*fifth time writing this comment.* *curses phone* :irked:

Hell no, I don't have a problem with cohones. I get along with guys very well. :cheers:

However, some of the other comments lead me to believe you may have started a gasoline and matches party.

*thinks* altho.... The price of gas did go up again so you may be lucky. :happy:

MConor 9. January 2009, 21:04

:lol: here the price of it is down! :lol:

And Wutske I would not laugh at the squashed puupy, I'd laugh at how fucking stupid it would have to be to run out into the middle of the road and get squashed.

Javaen 9. January 2009, 22:40

*just posted a bloggy blog about her dog*

Um. Yeah.

MConor 9. January 2009, 22:55

I'm going to be getting hate mail for a while.... :lol:

Javaen 9. January 2009, 23:02

*lafs* but you have cohones, and no one can take that away. Right? *winces* :eyes:

MConor 9. January 2009, 23:23

I've heard a case where....... you don't wanna know...

Javaen 10. January 2009, 00:52

*chuckles* oh THAT is where u are wrong. Do tell. *puts chin on her hands* :yes:

MConor 10. January 2009, 01:00

I'd rather not... I dont even have all that facts. All I know is a guy was cheating, his wife found out. His Balls were thrown out the window

H82typ 10. January 2009, 01:56

Conor, is that the Bobbit story? :lol:

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