Bash
Tuesday, 31. January 2006, 20:35:03
I never do this. Really. I don't.
I never blog about a site, or really really ever recommend a site. But I just came across this little jem, that I think I can safely say is the funniest site on the WWW.
The best part about it is that you can sooo easily surf it using Opera Mini, and get a laugh whenever, whereever you're in the need for one.
Go to Bash.org to see what I am talking about.
(Most of you IRC folks would already know about this I believe. In that case, I apologise for all that excitement build-up, only to end in a sad dismay. Life's not fair is it?)
Copy-pasting some stuff from bash.org:
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks?
<TheXPhial> vaccuums
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?
<TheXPhial> black holes
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what just isn't cool?
<TheXPhial> lava?
<mage> what should I give sister for unzipping?
<Kevyn> Um. Ten bucks?
<mage> no I mean like, WinZip?
<i8b4uUnderground> d-_-b
<BonyNoMore> how u make that inverted b?
<BonyNoMore> wait
<BonyNoMore> never mind
<aryov> This cake is soooo good
<aryov> it's like sex, except I'm having it
<tom_0369> man
<tom_0369> im never moving to seatle washington
<tom_0369> i flew over it and it was raining and gray as f***
<tom_0369> it was depressing
<sammich> when was this?
<tom_0369> flight simluator 2004
(morganj): 0 is false and 1 is true, correct?
(alec_eso): 1, morganj
(morganj): bastard.
Mike3285: wtf is a palindrome
MaroonSand: no its not dude
<Mendo> lmao there's a wicked lookign spider on my monitor and if i move the mouse around he chases after it
<spitfire> haha mendo
<spitfire> take a screen shot
<spitfire> wait
<spitfire> that made no sense
<frank> can you help me install GTA3?
<knightmare> first, shut down all programs you aren't using
frank has quit IRC. (Quit)
<knightmare> ...
<reo4k> just type /quit whoever, and it'll quit them from irc
* luckyb1tch has quit IRC (r`heaven)
* r3devl has quit IRC (r`heaven)
* sasopi has quit IRC (r`heaven)
* phhhfft has quit IRC (r`heaven)
* blackersnake has quit IRC (r`heaven)
<ibaN`reo4k[ex]> that's gotta hurt
<r`heaven> :(
I never blog about a site, or really really ever recommend a site. But I just came across this little jem, that I think I can safely say is the funniest site on the WWW.
The best part about it is that you can sooo easily surf it using Opera Mini, and get a laugh whenever, whereever you're in the need for one.
Go to Bash.org to see what I am talking about.
(Most of you IRC folks would already know about this I believe. In that case, I apologise for all that excitement build-up, only to end in a sad dismay. Life's not fair is it?)
Copy-pasting some stuff from bash.org:
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks?
<TheXPhial> vaccuums
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?
<TheXPhial> black holes
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what just isn't cool?
<TheXPhial> lava?
<mage> what should I give sister for unzipping?
<Kevyn> Um. Ten bucks?
<mage> no I mean like, WinZip?
<i8b4uUnderground> d-_-b
<BonyNoMore> how u make that inverted b?
<BonyNoMore> wait
<BonyNoMore> never mind
<aryov> This cake is soooo good
<aryov> it's like sex, except I'm having it
<tom_0369> man
<tom_0369> im never moving to seatle washington
<tom_0369> i flew over it and it was raining and gray as f***
<tom_0369> it was depressing
<sammich> when was this?
<tom_0369> flight simluator 2004
(morganj): 0 is false and 1 is true, correct?
(alec_eso): 1, morganj
(morganj): bastard.
Mike3285: wtf is a palindrome
MaroonSand: no its not dude
<Mendo> lmao there's a wicked lookign spider on my monitor and if i move the mouse around he chases after it
<spitfire> haha mendo
<spitfire> take a screen shot
<spitfire> wait
<spitfire> that made no sense
<frank> can you help me install GTA3?
<knightmare> first, shut down all programs you aren't using
frank has quit IRC. (Quit)
<knightmare> ...
<reo4k> just type /quit whoever, and it'll quit them from irc
* luckyb1tch has quit IRC (r`heaven)
* r3devl has quit IRC (r`heaven)
* sasopi has quit IRC (r`heaven)
* phhhfft has quit IRC (r`heaven)
* blackersnake has quit IRC (r`heaven)
<ibaN`reo4k[ex]> that's gotta hurt
<r`heaven> :(
WIDGETIZE
SerbianFighter # 1. February 2006, 07:07
<i8b4uUnderground> d-_-b
<BonyNoMore> how u make that inverted b?
<BonyNoMore> wait
<BonyNoMore> never mind
sagar # 1. February 2006, 10:24
I can't stop laughing each time I read it.
FataL # 1. February 2006, 17:51
And also false or true one...
Anonymous # 31. July 2009, 20:03
The boolean one is hilarious, needed a good status msg for a long time! :)