You Could Say That!
Thursday, 8. December 2005, 03:07:28
WEB WIT
- backward poet writes inverse.
- A man’s home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
- Dijon vu – the same mustard as before.
- Practice safe eating – always use condiments.
- Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.
- A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.
- A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
- Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.
- Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
- Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.
- When two egotists meet, it’s an I for an I.
- What’s the definition of a will? (It’s a dead giveaway.)
- Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
- In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes.
- A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
- If you don’t pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.
- When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
- You feel stuck with your debt if you can’t budge it.
- Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.
- Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.
- Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.
- Santa’s helpers are subordinate clauses.
kjh
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