The only good thing about a cold is that I always get a deep raspy voice. One year when working in the university library I was really battling a bad virus which went straight to my voice box. My friend Zenia came in near closing time and hearing me she declared that I sounded just like Marlene Dietrich! She then insisted I come out on the town with her, saying that my deep voice was too good to waste at home and that I absolutely must sit and talk with her at a cafe/bar and help her attract men.
Of all her subjects chemistry was the worst. Mr. Vogt's tortuous high school classes didn't help one bit. Her best friend used to make fun of him, saying he talked like Beaker on the Muppets. It didn't help that he would spend half the class explaining a complicated equation only to find at the very end it didn't balance. He'd slap his head, turn his back and then try to figure out his error. The class would laugh.
When she got to university things were even worse. She often fell asleep during lectures even though she forced herself to sit in the front row to prevent this very problem. She couldn't memorize the periodic table. She couldn't balance equations. She couldn't no matter how hard she tried, understand organic chemistry. Physics, Calculus, Biology, English: A. Chemistry: C-.
After graduation she still couldn't figure it out. Why was it that sometimes the equations balanced easily without trying, though the chemicals were mismatched? But when she made an effort with the correct elements the reaction would fizzle out? How could someone who was so bad at chemistry make such great pies?
My dad was swearing 'cause the traffic was so bad. He said....
No no no, I don't need to know.
What's the date? November 25? Really?
Yup. One month til Christmas..
Ohhhh...I wuv Kwismuss.
I bet you do.
What if it was Christmas right now and Santa came in and walked around and looked at all us good little girls and boys?
He'd come over and look at your binder and say, "Hmm, Mr. C. Were you a good boy this year? Oh, this page looks a little sloppy."
Nah , he wouldn't do that. Then I'd only get a lump of coal. That would really suck.
Yes it would. Unless you were an artist and then you could draw some great pictures with the coal.
Yeah? You could do that? Just draw draw draw with a lump of coal? Yeah, I guess you could.
Wouldn't it be so cool to be magical?
You mean like Santa?
Yeah, wouldn't that be the best thing. Yeah it would be. Magic. Just magic. And the elves. Working in the shop. That would be a cool job. I wonder how much they get paid?
Probably room and board. They should start a union.
I wonder. Hmm.
You know what I wonder? I wonder if Santa is actually Chinese.
Chinese? How could he be Chinese, he lives in the North Pole! That's just silly.
Well, maybe he moved there because it was cheaper to run his factory there. I mean, how come on all the toys you get from Santa it says "Made in China" on the bottom?
Oh, the elves write that on there. Made...in ...China...Just like that. Really small. It's to trick everybody so they don't know where Santa's workshop really is. Could you imagine if everyone found out where it was? It'd be crazy. Just crazy man!
I wonder if Santa makes any of the toys himself? Do you think? Maybe he makes a few just to keep in practice. I bet he does all the other stuff, you know management and accounting all that legal stuff.
I strained a muscle in my lower back. It hurts to walk, to swim, to sit. My past two days have been spent laying on a heating pad on the couch. The only one happy with this arrangement is Cleo.
Was supposed to go in another swim meet this coming weekend but I don't think I'll be able to now.
So, send your, "Awww poor baby's" my way. The more the better.
So, I usually use Firefox as my main browser. Well, for every site except my blog things look normal. But with the Opera site, everything is in miniature. There is no problem viewing it correctly with Opera and IE. What gives? Any ideas? I haven't changed any settings.
CFL semis tomorrow. A classic West vs. East game fueling a friendly rivalry. No bets regarding painting my face blue, (though it would be nice to hear someone singing again ) as my team is matched against the best team with the best record in the CFL this season. What's the name of that team again?
But, I may not be able to watch it at home though as I don't subscribe to that particular channel. Curses! Maybe I can find a live stream somehow. Don't really feel like going to a sports bar either.
One of my most difficult students is severely dyslexic, suffers from anxiety and has attention deficit disorder. However, he is very bright and an exellent athlete. I've been teaching him for three years now. He takes all my patience sometimes, and truthfully I don't really look forward to lessons with him. He's really personable though and can talk a blue streak, but he often does this in order to avoid working. His teachers at school don't like him because they don't understand dyslexia and his other problems. All they see is this little boy who talks too much in class, doesn't finish his work, doesn't follow directions and is at times defient. Can you imagine how it feels for a kid with dyslexia to be told to read aloud in front of the class? Some teachers are so ignorant. Anyway, at times I really push this student because I know he can be lazy, and frankly, his lack of progress sometimes is so frustrating. And yet he loves coming to his lessons with me. At least that's what he tells his mom.
Well, today his mom came in and took me aside and told me that dad has cancer. The prognosis is not totally clear, but she said it doesn't look good. Shit. SHIT!
And so today, I decided to take a different approach with him. I let him talk, and I listened. Then we worked a little bit and you know what? He actually made more progress today, one day, than in the past month. Best of all. He left with a smile on his face.