I'm trying...

1. People who feed their kids jello and Kraft Dinner as a snack and send them to their lessons with me should be reported to Social Services.

2. People who keep their snotty nose picking children home from school yet send them to lessons with me should be made to lie in a bathtub of their child's phlegm for one hour.

3. People who allow their 8 year old children to watch Twilight numerous times should be drained of all their blood.

4. People who allow their 8 year olds to wear long fake nails and sweatpants that say CUTE on the butt are just plain stupid. As HG says, "Stupid people suck".

5. People who pay me lots of money to tutor their four year old children are really really smart.