My Little [Disturbed] World

So I went to see the new Star Trek movie the other day. It was GREAT. But my experience was tainted because of my blatter. I had a big Coke (and something before that) so for the last half an hour of the movie I thought I was gonna die. But I wouldn't miss one second of the movie, I was waiting for this for a long time and some urine was not about to spoil my movie time.

Anywho.. when the movie ended, I ran like hell. The toilet experience was magical