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The Charming Monkey

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After playing Hotel Dusk Room 215 on the DS recently, I've become quite interested in Noir fiction. I already tried my hand at it (albeit in a tongue in cheek way) in the prologue to my review of the game. I really enjoyed writing that so much, so I'm going to attempt at writing a bit more. My plan is to write a story on my blog. I guess it's not going to be true Noir as I don't intend on it being that dark. A lighter Noir, if you will. A kind of Gris. I have a few ideas about the plot and characters, but I haven't planned that much of the story. I'm going to see where it takes me - it's a bit of an adventure.

The various parts can be reached via the links below (hit read more), and hopefully I'll be adding to it on a regular occasion. I have no doubt that there'll be the odd cliché, and it's very much a work in progress. Oh and a big thanks to JKing for the awesome CSS help!

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Life's Little Pleasures #362 - Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog

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A superb Internet mini-series, free to watch until midnight, Sunday 20th July. So go watch it. QUICK.

Ta to Ace Jon for the link.

Life's Little Annoyances #274 - The Rockstar DFS Adverts

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Crappy song, crappy advert, people making over-emphasized gestures whilst trying to look cool. It's not enough that there's one of these atrocities, but there's two! WHY?!?!?!

Life's Little Pleasures #343 - Pregnancy Balls

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Surprisingly comfy!

Life's Little Pleasure's #342 - My Burpday

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So today is my birfday :hat: 29 years old! I've had a good day, pottering about, not doing a lot. It's been great :D

I've spent most of my time setting up (and playing with) my new laptop, which I've cunningly included in the above photo. Pip made me bacon sarnies for breakfast, and we spent the morning together before she went off to work.

And tonight we're having take away \o/ Top burpday!

Life's Little Pleasures #321 - Starwars V Startrek

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I'm a MASSIVE FAN of photography involving the movement of light, and this video is simply amazing.

Life's Little Annoyances #220 - My Blutack Elephant Trying To Steal My Tic Tacs

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Life's Little Pleasures #307 - Bond Is Back

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Thanks to Willy for all his efforts in providing me with the clip. He's DA MAN.

Life's Little Annoyances #211 - Cliffhangers

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Now I have to spend a whole week thinking about Doctor Who, and all the permutations and possibilities that can happen in the next episode.

Life's Little Annoyances #202 - Stupid Questions

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Today I was asked what my first car was, and I duly gave my answer. I'm not ashamed. It was a Citroen 2CV. A red and white one, with a stripy roof. It was awesome. Not the best car I've ever owned, which was a first generation Honda CRX, but a great little car and good fun to drive.

But I digress! It was an official-ish question, and to my answer of "2CV", the other person replied "How do you spell that?"

Life's Little Pleasures #292 - The Cat Came Back

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For some reason I remembered this cartoon today. I have fond memories of it from watching it when I was younger (it was made in 1988). I tried to track it down then, and could not find it for toffee. That's why I lurve the Internet - just Google and ye will find!

Life's Little Pleasures #284 - Finding Out That The Konami Code Works On Google Reader

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up up down down left right left right b a

:ninja:

via blogoscoped

Life's Little Pleasures #282 - Downloading The Fratellis New Album First Thing This Morning

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I don't know what's impressed me more today: being able to use my iPod Touch to download The Fratellis new Album Here We Stand with such ease (the iTunes feature shouldn't still impress me seeing as I've used it many times, but it still does), or the fact that from what I've heard of the album, it's a cracker.

I really enjoyed Costello Music, and hoped their second album would be just as good, if not better. Early signs indicate it's nicely on its way.

Now I just have to try and fit in my Rush tuition from JKing!

Life's Little Pleasures #250 - Wondering Who Would Actually Buy A "Hawaii Chair"

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I mean... how on Earth are you going to get any work done sitting in the office on that?!?!?!

The Charming Monkey - Part 15

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The Charming Monkey, Part 15

Puchenko swung his fist at my head. Without thinking I kicked my foot out under the table, pushing back on the nearest of the four legs supporting the sturdy piece of furniture. My chair rocked on its hind legs, and I began to fall backward. Puchenko's punch sailed pass my face as I moved back. My foot latched onto the underside of the table, stopping me from hitting the ground, just as the force of Punchenko's missed punch made him stumble onto the green beige. He was stunned and looked up at me, getting ready to lift himself up for another attack.

I saw the monkey in my hand and quickly swung it at Puchenko, hitting him on the side of his face. The force of the blow twisted his head toward the centre of the table. He spat out a mixture of blood and saliva, together with a couple of teeth that tumbled across the beige like dice. He slumped on the table, out cold.

Vadas hesitated, and then made a move toward me. I saw a glint out of the corner of my eye, and looked down at the figure lying in a heap in front of me. Puchenko's jacket had opened slightly, revealing a pistol hanging in a holster. I tossed the monkey into my left hand, grabbing the pistol with my right. I pointed it at Vadas, who stopped dead in his tracks.

"Think about what you are doing, Mister Cane", he said in a sombre tone. "This will not end well for you".

He was right. By trying to save some schmuck I didn't even know, I had now put myself in a situation which would haunt me for the rest of my life, however long that was. As I stood there pointing a gun and one of the most vicious and powerful men in town, I kept on thinking about the office and Madison, and how I'd kill to be back there with a cup of her coffee. I snapped back to reality and pulled back the hammer of the gun.

"Fortis and I are going to walk out of here", I said, hoping Vadas wouldn't pick up on the fact that every part of my body was shaking, "and then I'll get the monkey to you".

Vadas chuckled.

"You know that I cannot allow that, and I know that you will not shoot me. If you give me the monkey now, I may let you live".

I looked over at Fortis, who was still being restrained by Vadas' men. Images flashed in my mind of the fate that awaited him. The poor fool couldn't even start to imagine what Vadas had planned. Could I let that happen? It might teach the arrogant prick a lesson. I looked back at Vadas and lowered the gun. A look of horror passed over Fortis' face, his last hope fading away. He began to let out a scream, but his cries of mercy were drowned out by the alarm bells echoing around the room.