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Life's Little Annoyances #298 - The Five Minute Snooze

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I got a new alarm clock at the weekend, as my old one was getting a bit old. I used it for the first time this morning, and to my horror, the snooze function only gives you an additional 5 minutes of sleep.

Woah there sparky! Only 5 minutes? That contravenes the universal 9 minutes snooze rule. For as long as I can remember, all alarm clocks' snooze feature gives you 9 minutes extra sleep. I have no idea why it's 9, but it is. IT IS NOT TO BE MESSED WITH. IT IS LAW.

Now my world is in chaos. Do I only snooze for 5 minutes? Or do I snooze twice, giving me 10 minutes? But I'm not used to 10 extra minutes in bed, only 9. If I get up after only one snooze, that means I'll be 4 minutes early for everything. Luckily, I haven't thrown my old alarm clock away, so just in case this madness does threaten to bring the end of the universe, I can revert to the old 9 minuter.

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Comments

lutherjw 28. July 2008, 20:59

You can't change the snooze time on the new clock?

Weird.

seaempty 29. July 2008, 05:57

No?!?! What kind of witchcraft is that!?

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