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Life's Little Pleasures #8 - 71 Days To Go

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OK, 71 days isn't a significant number, but it does give me an excuse to post the above poster to the new Indy film that's just been released. I defy anyone not to look at that and start humming the theme...

Life's Little Pleasures #5 - The Man Who Thought He Was Bill Murray

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I saw this flash animation today, and thought it was pretty amazing. As on comment states, it certainly is the best Bill Murray flash ever witnessed.

Life's Little Pleasures #1 - Chun-Li Kicks Arse In Street Fighter IV Trailer

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Spiiiiiiiiiiining bird kick! The other lass is a new character - "C Viper". Looks like Travis Touchdown, to me left

MIKA = Herbert

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I'm not sure why he's pretending. 15 seconds into this Herbert from Family Guy starts singing. Maybe MIKA wants to take credit, who knows? I'm waiting for MIKA to release Somewhere That's Green from Little Shop of Horrors any minute.

My Managerial Career Does Not Begin Well...

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Having played Football Manager Live a lot this weekend, I've come to the conclusion that I am really bad at managing a football team. My fledgling career at the obscure Nottvery Athletic team started well, and I won my first two games. I was playing with my trusted 4-4-2 formation, and all was well. I lost the next three games, however, but managed to get back to winning ways with my sixth game. Three wins and three losses. I was happy with that form.

I think I was one of the first people in the Game World (there are seven different worlds in FML), and when other managers started signing up, I think I became out of my league. A 9-0 drubbing, followed by two 5-1 defeats made me think something isn't right with my team. I signed a couple of new players on trial, changed my tactics, but this had no effect. I have now lost twelve games in a row, and morale is low.

But credit to Sports Interactive; they have created on heck of a game. Even now, with no hope of victory, I want to jump back in and play more. The game emails me with news about my team when I'm not playing, teasing me, willing me to play it. Right now I'm at work, and I can't help thinking of formations and tactics, and how I can turn things around for my team.

I thought the normal Football Manager was addictive, but FML is a whole new ball game.

Football Manager Live Beta Tester

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I got some very exciting news yesterday. I have been accepted onto the Football Manager Live beta testing program. For those of you who don't know, Football Manager is the best football (or soccer if you're Khadgar, G-Off, or Willy/Fußball if you're agony) manager game ever created. I've lost count of the many hours I've spent playing it, trying to take Barnet FC to the upper echelons of the Premier League.

Football Manager Live is a Massively Multiplayer Online version of the game, where you get to build a squad, and take on other managers in real-time games. You can enter tournaments, create leagues, and it looks superb fun. Now my weekend will be spent trying to lead my team to glory! I just have to think of a name... I'm going for Giant Enemy Crabs FC, or Nottvery Athletic, methinks. I will let you know how I get on.

Reasons to love My Opera mobile blogging #8


Capturing White Ninja and Raving Rabbid battling for office supremacy.

Member Of The Week \o/

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It was a real shock to come home from work on Friday to see that I'd been made My Opera's Member of the Week. I was genuinely surprised, as although I'm quite an active poster over on N+, I tend to neglect my own blog. It's something that I had wanted to address this year, and with the MOTW award, I intend to try and make more regular posts. A lot has happened already this year: I've moved house, and passed my legal exams. There are some major happenings going on, which I will no doubt blog about. I just hope they will be as interesting for others as they are for me!

I will finish The Charming Monkey (or at least do some more chapters!), and maybe add some more of my story ideas. I love using My Opera, and find blogging is so easy that I shouldn't really have an excuse for not updating my blog more often smile I do think my main focus will always be N+ however. Seeing the group grow is immensely satisfying, and I really do enjoy contributing. It is evolving into a fantastic group, and I think it can only get better in the future.

I just hope people have enjoyed joining My Opera as much as I have. I have met so many great people through My Opera and N+, and I hope to meet many, many more.

Christmas Comes Early: Indy IV Teaser Trailer

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I think I just peed my pants a little... Roll on May 22!

Freaky Lemur

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It ashames me that Richard and Judy led me to this, but it's so worth the embarrassment.

Is this move legal?

Video of my friend (white pieces) playing Vista Chess against the CPU (black pieces). Now I'm no Grand Master, but I don't think this is completly legal...

Apologies for the poor quality...

Coming To Canada

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BT have finally fixed my broadband, and I can blog again \o/ Some exciting news is that Pip and I are going away for a week. We haven't had a holiday since the honeymoon, and we thought we'd treat ourselves while we still can.

So we're going to Canada! We're staying in Niagara Falls for a week in April, and I'm really looking forward to it. Although I'm scared about how much it's going to cost (that HDTV is on hold for a while...), I think it's a great time to go. We are planning to nip across the border at some point to visit the US, but it looks like Buffalo is the only viable option for the time frame.

So... anyone know anything good to do in, and around Toronto? Is a trip to Buffalo worth it? I'm looking for some ideas to make the week even better!

Indiana Jones IV News

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In one of the most exciting pieces of movie news for some time, USA Today have posted details of the new Indiana Jones film, and some new artwork.

I love the Indiana Jones films, and he's kinda like my hero, so I'm almost wetting my pants at the news. I'm going to post some choice quotes, so if you don't want to read them, look away.

When last we saw Indy, he was riding off into the sunset in 1989's The Last Crusade, set in 1938 near the start of World War II. The new movie, due this spring, is set at the height of the Cold War in 1957, so the character has aged in real time — 19 years.


The Nazis are no longer Indy's chief foe — he's racing for the Crystal Skull against operatives from the Soviet Union, including Oscar winner Cate Blanchett as the seductive Agent Spalko.


Ray Winstone, currently the star of Beowulf, co-stars as an unethical rival archaeologist. Transformers star Shia LaBeouf sports greaser hair and rides a motorcycle as the hero's sidekick.


It all sounds good - a great cast, feasible timeline.. I want to see this film NOW!

Life's Little Pleasures #24 - Best Graffiti Ever


I saw this in London, and had to take a pic.

Life's Little Annoyances #8 - Lazy Cat


New mobile phone means new mobile phone pics!

The Charming Monkey - Part 12

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The Charming Monkey, Part 12

Fortis sat with a satisfied grin on his face. The cards hadn't even been dealt, and yet you would have thought he'd already won.

"Texas Hold 'em, house rules", said the dealer who started slide the cards across the green beige of the table. I liked poker. I relished in the chance to read people's faces; to try and play them. I was usually confident of taking the pot, but this monkey business had me spooked. I needed to play a few hands and try to get to know my opponent.

"Let's keep this civil", I said to Fortis, checking the two cards dealt to me. "Limit the bets for now".

"Not scared, are we Mr Cane?", he replied with a smirk.

"Well if you're as good as they say you are, I don't want the evening to end too early", I replied, faking a laugh. Fortis chuckled. It seems he also had perfected the skill.

The first hand was over quickly. I had nothing, but didn't fold. I needed to watch Fortis very closely. He won, but it was expected. As the hands played out, I kept losing. It was never a question of skill. I bluffed as good as I could, but Fortis always called it, even when he didn't have a right to. It was the strangest game of cards I had ever played. If we weren't playing with the casino's money, I would have sworn blind that it was fixed.

The game went on, and my pile of chips was decreasing rapidly. Vadas was looking uneasy in the corner of the room, and shot me the occasional glare. Two more cards lay in front of me: the Two of Spades and the Four of Diamonds. It looks like I was in for another miserable hand. I looked across at Fortis, who hadn't even looked at his cards. He was grinning. I chucked in a few chips, and Fortis followed. The three cards of the flop were laid out. The King of Spades was the first card out, followed by the Two of Clubs and the Five of Spades. A pair of deuces is all I had, Fortis checked his cards and I could tell from his expression that he had a lot more. I threw in some more chips, and again Fortis followed, raising the bet as well. A called it and motioned to the dealer, who dealt the next card. The Queen of Spades greeted the table. I had four spades, almost a flush.

It all rested on the final card, and I made my move. I calmly pushed my remaining chips into the post in the middle of the table. Fortis peered cautiously at me, and then smiled.

"All in, Mr Cane?", he said, "I took you to be a much less foolish man".

"Are you in, or out?", I replied curtly.

"Oh, most definitely in", he said, pushing his chips into the pile, "but I fear your confidence is misplaced".

"Is that so? Well how about raising the stakes?". Fortis looked stunned. Then looked at the bare space in front of me.

"You don't appear to have anything left to bet...", he said. I looked at Vadas.

"He'll raise you everything in the casino vault", Vadas said, sternly. I almost choked. Fortis's eyes lit up for a second, but then became wary.

"There's no way I'll be allowed to walk out of here with all that money when I win. You're just playing me. I'm not a fool, Vadas".

"You have my word, Mr Fortis", Vadas growled. "I trust Mr Cane's judgment, and if you do win, I will not only give you the money in the vault, but you can have the casino itself".

Part 13...

The Charming Monkey - Update

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You may have noticed there's been a delay in the appearance of part 12 of The Charming Monkey. The monkey has been a bit pre-occupied (as you can see by the picture below), but the story will be continuing shortly!

Life's Little Pleasures #23 - Snape, Snape, Severus Snape

Genius

Life's Little Pleasures #22 - Possibly one of the greatest posts ever made

Not this one, but this one.

I'm still smiling on the third read. Maybe it's the awesome art skillz. Maybe it's just because otters, tea, and time travel is a winning combination.

Life's Little Pleasures #21 - If Business Meetings Were Like Internet Comments

I saw this today and it made me chuckle.

Be warned - there is some filthy language in this vid.