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What MEN / WOMEN Says and What their actual Meanings.



WOMEN'S WORDS



1. Yes = No



2. No = Yes



3. Maybe = No



4. We need = I want



5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry



6. We need to talk = you're in trouble



7. Fine, go ahead = you better not



8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later



9. I am not upset = of course I am upset, you idiot!



10. You're very attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?


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MEN'S WORDS




1. I am hungry = I am hungry



2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy



3. I am tired = I am tired



4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!



5. I love you = let's have sex now



6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?



7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you



8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you



9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you



10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you