DREAM

If I ever go for a brain transplant
I’d like 2 use ur brain.
It's not because u r a genius.
I would only like a brain that has never been used.


Dark were those days,
without your sight.
When I was in darkness,
you gave me light.
You gave me strength 2 make life bright.
Thank you so much PHILIPS TUBE LIGHT


Arz kiya hai.....
Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai
wah wah !!
Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai
khafa ho humse ya balance kam hai


A physiological study has proved that
all the monkeys, donkeys, fools, stupid
use their thumb to read sms.


Madmast huwain hain
mousam bhi mastana hai
bandar sms par raha hai
kya educational zamana hai.


I want 2 talk 2 u now...
Can i call u? Plzzzz yaaa...
Nothing Special, but want 2 talk 2 u...
Just 2 test whether i can understand
monkey's language!


JAB BHI KANJUSI mein OSCAR KA NOMINATION AAYEGA,
TERA NAAM BHI USME ZARUR AAYEGA,
AGAR YE PADKAR BHI TUNE REPLY NAHI KIYA,
TO PEHLA PRIZE BHI TUZE MIL JAAYEGA.


God created the earth,
God created the woods,
God created you too,
but yes, even God makes mistakes!


What is wrong with your cell
every time I call a voice comes
that the subscriber u have dialed is a monkey
plz contact zoo for detail.


Tharo SMS jab jab aavay hai
Maro rom rom machal jawe hai
Ang ang mein gud gudi howe hai
Tharo SMS ka nahee kasoor
Maro mobile vibration pe howe he.


Logon se pangey bhi hoon gaye,
ghar main dange bhi hoon gaye,
agar mujhe sms na kiya to,
tumhare 12 bache hoon gaye,
2 ganjaye, 2 nange, aur 8 lafange hoon gaye.
(Sender = Zaibi)


Msg na karke dil tod diya mera,
ab mobile dafna dena,
Kafan na mile to apna rumal udha dena,
Koi puchhe rog kya tha,
to nazre jhuka k apni Kanjusi bata dena.


do pal ki bhi khushi na mili to kiya hua
umar bhar gham k sahare ji lain gaye
kiya hua jo humari girl friend nahi
hum aap ki girl friend k sahare ji lain gaye
(Sender = Shahid Ali)


If you need advice, text me...
If you need a friend, call me...
If you need me, come to me...
If you need money... ...........
THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!


Bhool kar bhi kisi ko na rulana,
zindagi mein sab ko hasana,
Dushman ko bhi galay lagana,
phir b koi ghum daye to mujhe fone lagana.
"Thok Dalenge salay ko"


Someday u may lose ur hair.****
u may lose ur teeth-
ur money & even lose ur mind.****
But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks.
coz u cant lose wot u don't have!


zindagi behaal hai,
Sur hai naa taal hai,
Message box bhi kangal hai,
kya aapki sms factory me hadtal hai,
yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai.


Ishq me dil ka tamasha dekha nahi jata,
humse tuta hua shisha dekha nahi jata,
apne hisse ke sare sms aapko de du
mujhse aapka kangal sms Box dekha nahi jata.


Ek khwab, ek khayal, ek hakikat ho tum,
Dosti me padnewali har jarurat ho tum,
Jisko roz ek sms karna pade,
Kya yar ajib musibat ho tum....


Yad Karte hai tumhe tanhai mein,
dil dooba hai gamo ki gehrai mein,
hamein mat dhoonndho duniya ki bhid mein,
hum milenge tumhe phir kisi,
free SMS ki scheme mein.


Aap k chehre pear ghazub ki smile hai
Suna hai aap k pass b mobile hai
Jis mein "SmS" ki aik moti si file hai
Phir bhi sms nahi karte yeh kon sa style hai


Mulaakat ka koi bhi ishara nahi hota
Inbox mein koi SmS tumhara nahi hota
Bhole se kabhi call kiya karo
Ab apna miss call pe guzara nahi hota


Kya yaar tum bi ajeeb ho,
mere dil ke kitne kareeb ho,
na milte ho na SmS karte ho ,
kya tum mujse bi jayada garib ho


Apne roz humse nai umeed laga rakhi hai,
apne dil me asha ki KIRAN jaga rakhi hai,
hum roz kahan se naye msgs bhejen,
hum ne kya sms ki factory laga rakhi hai


Amiri ke khwab Dekhne laga,
Angrezi Sharab Chakhane laga,
Baap ne kabhi Pager nahi dekha,
aur beta Mobile rakhne laga


Bhul se kabhi hame bhi yaad kiya karo,
Pyar nahi to Shikayat hi kiya karo,
Itna bhi gair na samjho ki baat hi na kiya karo,
Phone nahi to SMS hi kiya karo


Shaakh se patte yunhi gira nahi karte,
Bichad k log ziyada jiya nahi karte
Kuch naye SmS hain to bhejo,
Puraane hum bar bar padha nahi karte


Sirf 1 bar kah do jo December mein
tum ne kaha tha
Sardiyon ki bheegi ratoon ka Ehsaas lota do,
Sirf 1 bar kah do,
Mong Phalee Garam!


Ajj k din meri dua hai k
Allah aap ko
Quaid ki Akal.
Iqbal ki shakal,
Liaquat ki sherwani,
Fatima ki jawani,
Nehru ki chal
aur
Gandhi k baal de


Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi
liya paper aur tasveer aapki bnayi
socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge
magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi...