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Shippy's Enlightenment

Your daily bit of barbaric darkness

Is Rotary kidding me?

I mean, yes, I get the gist of Christian exchange programme...

...still, for a person who worships freedom as the highest value, it's sort of inconceivable to be forbidden to "date anyone in the host country". Not that I would propose that for my top ten activities somewhere in the US - however, I guess I'd still want to have the choice of not doing anything of that kind.

Well, Rotary looked too good to be true from the very beginning - and this is a barrier which a young libertarian can hardly afford to ignore.

Ambivalence

Overcame a few personal problems just to find a couple of others.
Went to Stuttgart European Open 2008. Won 3 debates - those which we were ashamed to win, because opponents were a way too weak.
Received the testimonial and realized that can do better.
Went to Olomouc Heart of Europe - and despite witnessed an absolute slaughter of everyone opposing the Czech Republic team, felt terribly inferior and unhelpful. Then left, thus missing the only debate where his help could have been useful and subsequently made his team lose.
Got CAE. B - that means, not too far from A nor from C.
Was admitted to the Final WSDC National Team Draft - but afterwards told that my role model would prefer if that hadn't happened.

To make long story short, all of the things which are positive are compensated by the facts that are solely negative. Which makes me kinda miserable, expectably.

Screw it, anyway.

Redundant irrelevant Red-meat post

I'm not saying it's corresponding to my current situation; yet, I am not confident enough to deny that it very probably may be in less than foreseeable future.

My apologies for the language it is in.

Semi-vexatiousness to be expected: CAE results arrived!

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...and told me that I'm just a B-class loser. Literally.

Though, getting B is not that bad. (That's the same grade as my role model acquired, yay.) Still, it could have been better if I had prepared thoroughly for all aspects of the exam... if I were to take the CAEs again, I don't doubt that the sole experience of having taken it once would be enough to circumvent my lack of skill; in other words, this has given me the jolt required for skipping into the A-category.

Okay, this is one result down. Now the NT admittance, OSF willingness to give me their money, success of Ema replacing me in the English Competition, and reaction of school to my request for cancelling my English lessons in order to enable me to attend the Spanish lessons of Mrs. Pagáčová.

The last one will at least be funny.

First post from gentoo

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Apart from setting in my new sound card, Adam made a great job in setting up my Český Telecom ADSL modem. eagle-usb worked, they just got wrong that encapsulation of CzT is nowadays PPPoE, not PPPoA. Therefore, gentoo is finally fully prepared to be an operating system.

(Except for that panel is going crazy and refuses to show any application list, virtual desktop switcher or anything. None of the nethelps is really helpful, so I guess I'll have to get a hammer.)

In fact, this wouldn't be a reason to blog, if it weren't for my tendency to share my depressions with you, this time caused by my sucking at debating with NT. Somehow it's always hard for me to contemplate that I am doing stupid mistakes and overall can't stand in juxtaposition with... anyone there, basically. Previously, when I said this, I admit I was exaggerating; now, I mean it.

(As for my Christmas - nothing special happened. Got a soundcard, Emgeton X1 Cult MP3 Player [which I strongly recomment not to buy], a shirt with a tie, and History of Europe; all of which I liked getting. As for New Year's Eve, I don't think I'll ever be able to look at my guitar again without a blush of guilt... and on Matěj's champagne glasses, too. If there remained any. And as for New Year's Morning... the blush of guilt will apply to my sister's bed.)

It's Christmas time! Among more important things, of course.

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Apart from having Christmas going full speed ahead against my direction, a lot of things are happening. Just to note a few:
  • I had the 16th birthday and got a cellphone, a flower and a few books! All of which were brilliant, but I really didn't expect it from my schoolmates nor from Jana. The more surprising, the sweeter, that's of course the only applicable equation.
  • The whole week afterwards was brilliant.
  • I passed the OSF scholarship preliminary test with the second highest result achieved. (I may write something about that SLEP test later on.) Funnily enough, I know majority of people who were first, second or third... if these preliminary tests were given relevance, I would be able to say that most of the money awarded by the OSF will go to GNA & GJN students. If they were given relevance. Now it all comes down to the interviews - and I'm not sure how my swivelling between immense arrogance and unsure modesty will look like.
  • After-after party in the Escobaras Club was fun. Of course, met a lot of people, heard the finest gossip (I'm sure this somehow proves that science poses a threat, but I don't know how and why) and also a lot of things about English universities. Hadn't any drink at all, but saw a lot of people who clearly had.
  • Finally did something with my list of absences. By now, I should be having something like D+ from "behaviour", weren't it for Ms Byrne's benevolence.
  • Filip got into a position he's clearly never been to and I am childishly enjoying his defiant statements, especially when they are contradicting his possible-one-night-stand's (except for that using possessive pronoun here feels bad) claims and misinterpreting someone else's. His case, by the way, gets especially fascinating and funny when it comes to qualitative comparation... and this indeed provides insofar a reflection of "what could have possibly been if someone hadn't messed up". (So far, it doesn't look very good.)

    ...no, I am not a scavenger. I just couldn't resist when I saw how the roles twisted and Filip, instead of being a destructive leech for others' relationships and overall lives, has become a captive (or a victim) of the environment he himself had created. Yes, I use his methods now in a way - and I see why he persists in doing what he does, because it does bring a feeling of power and is enjoyable for the person in charge. I'm just trying to give him an impression what it means to be hunted.
  • According to Katie, I should think about analysing my weaknesses instead of analysing sociological connections and personalities of my peers. I'll give it a try.
  • I'm Aibo's and Adášek's debtor, once again. Shame on me, not entirely for the aforementioned reasons.

Nymburkian Aftercuts (ha-ha)

Second English Debate League Tournament (December 1st to 2nd; its name verbatim translated in the heading) could scarcely have preserved remarkable quality of the first one. My claim is based on one single substantial fact: only three teams participated.

Hadn't I behaved as an abominable traitor, it would have been four. Or two.

Before
Basically, what happened was that I had generated the gravest misunderstanding I have ever had the misfortune to experience.

First assumption - that I would be to go with my native team, Frontal Impact, had fallen through - because it had seemed no-one except for me would debate in it. Tomáš had supposedly been in Laura and Karin with Annie had been unavailable. Therefore, this plan in my book had failed.

I had definitely had an aspiration to debate in the Czech Debate League, even with FI... henceforth, my next step had led to GJN, where I had persuaded Anička & Monika to participate in the tournament. We had even written down cases, for IPU's sake! Just for the reason of statistics, this can be perceived as the first betrayal - of GNA.

During the NT meeting and after the GNA ball, Iva had called. It had turned out that Tomáš had after all been willing to go, and that she had fetched her sister, Jana, to be the third member. Ashamed, I had had to confess that I had already promised my capabilities to someone else. This is the second treason - of my teammates.

Afterwards, Jana had decided not to take the trouble and therefore had withdrawn her decision to take part in the tournament. That would have meant that I wouldn't be forced to break any other vow.

Hadn't Kris created an emergency situation. Thus, when the tournament began, I was a Death Star member (with Anakin and Anička H.) and Anička & Monika had been assigned some girl from Brno, whom they taught how to debate afterwards. And that's indeed the third perjury, which I hope I don't have to explain.

During
As I've signposted, quality of the tournament notably decreased. Death Star - two arrogant brats who argue even about who is worse and a charming lady whose level remains undisputed -, Dully Dulls - a team comprised of two National Team members and a substitute, all of them generally lacking motivation - and Crazy Spirits, being as always thoroughly prepared and having almost nothing to lose. (Well, not in ranking. I'm not boasting when I say that DD's and DS's tabs are so high that Crazy Spirits would gain even if they kept on losing.)

Which they, by the way, did not. In fact, they won the entire tournament, partly because they underwent one more debate, which was not taken into account. Which doesn't mean that they wouldn't win it rightfully, just that there was some air of uncertainty.

To point out some of weird things, general discrepancies and so on...
  • First debate in Czech this year, against my "supposedly fellow" GJNers. Resulted in a faux-pas, when I was not able to think up anything funny and embarked on being impertinent instead. Hell.
  • If you get an impromptu motion, be sure that you won't waste majority of your time by handling with your opponents about sustaining your definition. This, though, was not our problem. Entirely. Václav Klaus sucks, anyway.
  • Try not to lose your temper if the affirmative use a case you had written by yourself as a whole. It doesn't pay out. It's not even complimential when the judge lets them win.
  • Jana seemed to twist Crazy Spirits' results insofar that half of their debates were decided on the basis of her speech alone. Seems like some prodigous skills simply cannot be but hereditary.
  • Anakin departed early. I'll expound on this later on.
  • Béda let me witness his decision on this debate, which provoked Anička's suggestion about re-evaluation of his capability to be a judge. Although I didn't contribute, it was a nice experience. Maybe it was little too much for me to give my fellow debaters the feedback. Hah.
As the tournament officially ended for me on Saturday afternoon, I also clumsily managed to get more sleep! (And no, I do not want any Crazy Spirits member nor my roommate to comment on this. It was jerkish enough to force Jirka to sleep in the same room as I did.) Hence, I missed the Saturday socialization (although this doesn't apply for the Friday one) - but it was definitely worth it.

Afterwards
If I were supposed to deduce impact, I'd list amongst many other things recent accretion of inappropriate gossip and Anakin's problems resulting from his sudden departure (which means that Matěj has refused to be liable for us again, which means that Anakin was ill-advised in an unbelieavable way. Sucker.). But it doesn't really matter.

To conclude this... it was fun. But next time, I'll be a great deal wary about the team I want to go with.

Stuff. Stuffed. By members of staff...

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...okay, that's where etymological link embarks on being unclear...

Since the Tournament in Liberec a lot of things happened, but because my laziness effectively deterred me from writing them down, I'll now have a brief brainstorming which may or may not be chronological.
  • First issue: AlejWiki. Had a meeting with the director, during which we had continually been finding out that obviously, school doesn't want to solve the situation in any way but blocking the website. (Which, by the way, is probably a suable deed.) It still isn't sure how we're going to solve it; one thing is clear, though. I don't think Lucie Severová can survive the storm of this year.
  • BERMUN was fun. Got to know a lot of people, generated WTO's politics and policies in the course of lobbying, acquired a lot of friends and a few sexually abusive notes. Special Conference was worth it (compared to other committees)... the only drawback I can think of is not having participated in the Olomouc Open '07. (Although we deem the experience of Cuba explaining the word "democratical" and WHO represented by a twelve-year-old at least partially compensative.)
  • NT meeting made me worship Michal - which reminds me that I want his Yes, Minister DVDs .) This time, difference between the participants was not that visible, but still... um, and we found out that if a debater is asked to behave in a "sexy" way, consequences should be foreseen. Such as imminent paroxysm of laughter. (Yes, that was delivered by my dictionary, I confess .) )
  • After Lucy's appraisal of my blog I did a hasty Google search with a link: parameter and found out something terrible - ADK has linked my blog. This probably means that I will have to censor myself in order not to hurt other people's reputation. Gross.
  • Nymburk will probably get an article of its own. Some parts of it probably shouldn't publicly available, though. The part before departure will definitely contain a lot of swear words, especially if I will quote persons liable for me.
  • CAE Speaking and Listening did not provide me with a lot of confidence for the rest of the papers. The only thing I am afraid of is that Mrs. Hrazdirová's high opinion of my capabilities will deteriorate.
  • And those three days were simply weird. Daily list of activities? Get to Pontius's flat, talk and listen to other debaters for a while, then attempt to get terribly drunk. (No, I wasn't successful in that, either. I'd only gained a substantial loss of stability, but no vomiting and falling occured, therefore we may consider this experience practically worthless.) In case you want to blame me from leading a life full of sins, just remember that recently, I've failed the CAE.

    So much for the quick summary. I'll try to add an article about the tournament in Nymburk as soon as possible .)

"Shippy, forget about the CAE and have another drink!"

So I did.

In The Shadow Of Ještěd

A thing immensely expected and looked forward to, participating in first debate tournament this year, finally came. This time in some kind of a northern Nowheresville called Liberec. (Okay, I am kidding, Liberec oficially has a status of Nowherecity.)

What had changed from the last time? A lot of things, the most important of which is probably team alternation. That means - formation of a new one, called "Frontal Impact" (silly name - if only names like "Fan Club Of Bubonic Plague" or "Dog-stabbed" had not been blocked by Jana!) and consisting - in a stable form - from me and Tomáš Zuklín (Gymnasium Arabská; member of last year's winning team in Czech Debate League). We had persuaded Ms. Jana Michaljaničová to take part in our project, who - in spite of her unwillingness to waste time with such individuals - had finally agreed to lower her level of brilliance so that we could understand her. No, really, she is great. Consequently, our way of transport was greatly influenced by the fact that the Kuzmin brothers offered to take us by car. Thanks again .)

It was not that bad for a first tournament. Of course, our preparation was mainly the same as everybody else's - therefore, I translated the last pieces of our case into English in the course of the night before our first debate. However, my engagement in the "balcony socialisation" was pretty comfortable, despite it's probably the primary cause for the cough I'm suffering from right now. Slept eight hours, though. For three days.

Result of our competition? Fourth place out of more than four is something that I'm not used to; having won three debates in less that half a year is precisely the same case. Needless to say that being eighth best individual speaker surprised me, too. I guess that's Pontius's work. (He, by the way, hadn't fed Greybox with debates, therefore no bronze badge for me. For now.)

But do you know what surprised me the most? The whole last year I had tried to keep away from my classmates as far as I could, because I had had a good authority that their demeanour will be exactly as vexatious as it is normally. Now, I have to admit that this changed, at least partly. Even though their attitudes undergoes only minor changes while on non-school actions, it still does. (Except for, as far as I can observe, Bára's one - which is good, because I like her this way - and Milan's one - which is a bit worse, but I can still manage it when I compare it to... never mind.) Changes can be seen even in Filip - no matter how little - and Marek with Roman were exceptionally easy-going. That is, much more easy-going than I have always pictured them.

(That doesn't mean that suddenly I am okay with all of my classmates. I am not. But it is nice to know that maybe someday...)

To sum it all up - it was fine. Even though I was recently accused of allocating too much space in my classmates' room while chatting excusively and only with Jana, which, despite it is true, is kinda rude .) Looking forward to debating in Czech (yes, this is correct) in Nymburk!
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