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Feeling like ass-raped

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Before... ...and after: Cutting one's hair is always like this. However, I feel like an idiot a lot more than I felt before... I'll just get used to this idiotic look, I know, but right now it hurts!
And what else can I say to the brand new feature on my face than OMG MOUSTACHE?
My oh my. At least now I really can sympathise with Ellen James (see The World According to Garp).
(Just on a completely unrelated sidenote: both of the photos were taken with a bright new compact camera Canon IXUS 850 IS. I'm pretty happy with it, despite Adam laughs at me just because of that.)

Hair

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I finally realized why are sick people told not to wash their hair if they can manage to avoid it. It's because majority of that hair falls down. Guess how I found out.

After the debate tournament, I fell right into my bed, suffering from illness that raised my temperature up to heights temperatures definitely shouldn't be lifted to. (Maybe I can accuse my team from me being sick, because we lost all we could. But that would be unfair, because we used my cases.) And I, de facto, stayed in that bad for a week and a half, first three days almost unable to stand up. (That made watching Simpsons a hell on Earth, I assure you. Because TV is in another room.) And now, I actually can stand up - but I don't, because Adam was here, repaired my computer and installed Neverwinter Nights and OpenTTD, which means I'm stuck in front of screen, trying to save the city of Neverwinter from an unknown plague.

And occasionally, I read something. For example, Sefjo's blog (I should insert here an apology for befriending him and linking his blog so very very lately, so I do - I am really terribly sorry for being so appalling co-sysop, Sefjo!) or whatever appears in my RSS reader. Or I write something, typically a correction on Filip's blog. (I didn't know it's possible not to allow anonymous comments on blogspot... nor did I think that someone would do that cut-off.) And when I am too lazy to do any of the things listed above, I just inoriginally play on Hry.cz a tweaked - read "fucked-up" - Scrabble. Good I never wrote anywhere in my profile that I am a former Scrabble champion, heh... I am not now, by the way. I even lost once.

And when I finally got myself to see Forman's Hair, I found out I am thinking of Turkey leading a war with other islamic countries. And that such an event would be in fact beneficial for European Union, because it could supply both sides with ammunition.

And even though I am sooo productive in those debate thingies, I have yet come to one conclusion: no wonder my hair loss is that tangible, when I am very, very deeply considering all that crap.

See you in the hair hell.

Weird.

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I'll post it before I forget it.

Alright, this night, I dreamt. It wasn't the dream that teenagers usually have, no. In fact, I sort it under "debater dreams" - and this cathegory is absolutely new, just because of that :smile: So, that's how it went...

So, there I stood, right beside the swimming pool. Large swimming pool. I don't have a clue how I got there, but suddenly, I was here, probably shivering with cold, as I always do beside swimming pools. Well, and there were other children... they were living in those small, old, rabbit cages. And somehow I got among them. And then, there was a tall and quite muscular man, bullying them. Well, no, us. All of us.

And then, he turned to me and began to shout. I don't know what, because I know I was only able to think "what should I do?" And then, something inside me exploded, I told myself I don't have to endure this and passed into an offence. And I am sure that I shouted "Hey, you certainly don't know what 'ad hominem' means, do you, you jerk?!" and pushed him into the pool.

And in this very moment of triumph, I woke up wit a perfect mood. Later, I realized, that it's not normal to have dreams involving arguing about logical fallacies. But that's unimportant, we always knew I went nuts a long time ago. (And I perfectly understand why Dan suggested me to visit a psychiatrist.)

By the way. I got 2 from P. E., with a very unsatisfactory explanation. This is going to be very funny debate... well, if I speak slow enough for the P. E. teacher to understand me.

Perhaps he's going to use ad hominem argumentation. But I know what to do, this time :devil:

Snow

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Contrary to the general belief that winter won't come, the winter overcame these preoccupated suggestions and stroke without slightest sign of mercy. I am pleased to claim that snow, although melting now, is perfectly suitable for sleighs and bobsleighs and bringing pleasure and happiness, as evidenced by today's afternoon runterfahren downhill session in Stromovka. I'd like to thank Kuba & Sýkorka for assistance :smile: Another good piece of news is that although it's likely to be first and last snow in this year, there were not that many jerks attracted by this volatile event. (We met a group of megacool hiphophiphoppers gesticulating in a very trendy way. Perhaps they should join Secret Intelligence, so that they can encrypt every communication in order to keep it secret for anyone but other hiphop agents. Yes, it has a few quirks, but as they are near to extinction - I hope - and BIS would complete this acquisition of them, it would certainly become a part of history, similarly to Navajo Code. But never mind that, you'll remember my brilliant idea in the very moment when evil squirrels will acquire the rule of Earth.)

Anyway, keep it up, dear IPU, will you?

Zbraslavice, I'm coming!

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Wheee! And now I am allowed to go to the most decadent tournament the mankind has ever organised!:yes:

...um, maybe not that decadent. But, in spite of all my poor grades, I'm going there, no matter how wicked it is :happy:

And no-one can stop me. Except for the evil sauce from the underground. Ramen.
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