Tori's Alcove

What's the cat looking at? Did a budgie fly over or something??

Thorn looks very interested in whatever's above him! Did he jump out of your hands in the next picture frame Tori?


Why call a cat Thorn anyway? Now THOR would be a cool name for a scratch meister! A warrior cat with incredible powers of marking it's territory, much to your disgust and the local supermarkets delight with all the cleaning wipes and sweeps you'd have to buy!!!

Instead you name him after a prickly branch! Does he scratch you a lot or something? A little tyrant is he?

A very adorable smile you've got there Tori. I can't smile much, my facial muscles don't allow for it. I think I accidentally fell face first onto a pile of botox needles as a child. My emotionless expression is why people tend to think I'm evil. Personally I'd like to get to know them better first, before they find that one out! It gives me much more time to make mischief of myself

Yes beauty IS often a weapon, but I prefer it to be nice and sweet!

I don't like being manipulated by it

I am evil, but I like to be the one manipulating people WITH love, rather than the one being manipulated BY it!

Nah I'm not really evil, I can't say I've ever used love as a weapon or as a defensive tool for that matter!

I wish I could nock people over with my looks. Hmmmm, nope, the cat still hisses

If you want to knock people over with your looks, then grow a big nose or forehead then!!!

I don't know how that's organically possible, but I'm sure if you go practice at a clay modelling class for a few weeks, you can set a rock hard monstrous schnoze on your beak and start nutting people to death with it!

Yeah, I'll ask micheale Jackson for his look killing tips.

"Micheal, anything you wanna say?"

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