shrek (john)

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MAKE A WISH,

Friday, October 29, 2010 6:40:09 PM

CHRISTMAS IS JUST AROUND THE CORNER,

IT IS LESS THAN A MONTH AWAY,

IF I WAS SANTA SHREK, AND,

IF I COULD GET YOU ANY GIFT, AND THE PRICE DID NOT MATTER, WHAT GIFT WOULD YOU MOST LIKE ME TO DELIVER TO YOU ON CHRISTMAS MORNING, ?

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WELCOME TO SHREKS.

Monday, May 31, 2010 6:06:52 AM

HI TO ALL AND.....................

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CHRISTMAS IS HERE

Friday, November 20, 2009 8:16:44 PM

CHRISTMAS IS COMING, THIS IS WHAT IT WILL MEAN TO ME,

AND THE WIKIPEDIA OFFICIAL HISTORY OF CHRISTMAS.

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NITE NITE

Saturday, January 14, 2012 5:23:34 PM

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FACEBOOK BUDDYPOKES,

Monday, November 28, 2011 5:01:06 PM

THERE IS AN APPS/GAME ON FACEBOOK CALLED BUDDY POKE, YOU CAN CREATE YOUR OWN "BUDDY" AND SEND POKES TO YOUR FRIENDS, THIS IS MINE AND A FRIENDS, GENEVEVE, HOPE YOU LIKE THEM,

THIS ONE IS CALLED> "CARNIVAL DANCE"

THIS ONE I CALL THRILLER, IT IS A "ZOMBIE DANCE."

THIS IS A BIT CRUEL BUT FUNNY HA HA IT IS CALLED "TRIP"

THIS IS CALLED "GLOMPED" DONT KNOW WHY, ????

THIS ONE IS CALLED "TICKLE" BUT IT LOOKS NAUGHTY TO ME, AND SHOULD BE CALLED "GROPED"

"BURST BUBBLE"

LOOK AWAY IF YOU ARE SQUEAMISH, I CALL THIS "OUCH" IT IS CALLED "KICK IN THE CROTCH" HA HA

"TWIRL HUG"

"MISSING A FRIEND"

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Wednesday, November 9, 2011 7:37:13 PM

ANOTHER EXAMPLE OF HOW CONFUSING ENGLISH CAN BE..............

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Lets face it English is a stupid language.
There is no egg in the eggplant
No ham in the hamburger
And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple.
English muffins were not invented in England
French fries were not invented in France.

We sometimes take English for granted
But if we examine its paradoxes we find that
Quicksand takes you down slowly
Boxing rings are square
And a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.

If writers write, how come fingers don‘t fing.
If the plural of tooth is teeth
Shouldn‘t the plural of phone booth be phone beeth
If the teacher taught,
Why didn‘t the preacher praught.

If a vegetarian eats vegetables
What the heck does a humanitarian eat?
Why do people recite at a play
Yet play at a recital?
Park on driveways and
Drive on parkways
How can the weather be as hot as hell on one day
And as cold as hell on another

You have to marvel at the unique lunacy
Of a language where a house can burn up as
It burns down
And in which you fill in a form
By filling it out
And a bell is only heard once it goes!

English was invented by people, not computers
And it reflects the creativity of the human race
(Which of course isn‘t a race at all)

That is why
When the stars are out they are visible
But when the lights are out they are invisible
And why it is that when I wind up my watch
It starts
But when I wind up this poem
It ends.

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HARRY POTTER MUSIC

Saturday, October 29, 2011 8:21:43 PM

LOVE THE SOUND OF THIS VIDEO, IT SOUNDS VERY GOOD AND SO MUCH LIKE THE ORIGINAL.

HOPE YOU ALL LIKE IT TOO,

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Wednesday, May 4, 2011 4:31:37 PM

A VERY BEAUTIFUL SONG, THANKS MIT,

The rain beats hard at my window
While you, so softly do sleep
And you can’t hear the cold wind blow
You are sleeping so deep

Outside it's dark, the moon hiding
By starlight only I see
The host of the night-time go riding
But you are safe here with me

So, while the world out there is sleeping
And everyone wrapped up so tight
Oh, I am here a vigil keeping
On this stormy night
I promised I always would love you
If skies would be gray or be blue
I whisper this prayer now above you
That there will always be you

Sometimes, we're just like the weather
Changing by day after day
As long as we'll be together
Storms will pass away

I said, I would guard and protect you
And keep you free from all harm
And if life should ever reject you
That love would weather each storm

So, while the world out there is sleeping
And everyone wrapped up so tight
Oh, I am here a vigil keeping
On this stormy night
I promised I always would love you
If skies would be gray or be blue
I whisper the prayer now above you
That there will always be you

Soon, I know you'll be waking,
Ask did I sleep- did I write?
And I'll just say I was making
A song... for a stormy night.

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HALLELUJAH.

Friday, April 29, 2011 8:34:38 PM

HERE IS A BEAUTIFUL SONG, AND THE WORDS. HOPE YOU ENJOY SINGING IT!

I've heard there was a secret chord
That David played and it pleased the Lord
But you don't really care for music, do you?

It goes like this, the fourth, the fifth
The minor fall, the major lift
The baffled king composing hallelujah

Hallelujah, hallelujah
Hallelujah, hallelujah

Your faith was strong but you needed proof
You saw her bathing on the roof
Her beauty and the moonlight overthrew you

She tied you to a kitchen chair
She broke your throne, she cut your hair
And from your lips she drew the hallelujah

Hallelujah, hallelujah
Hallelujah, hallelujah

Maybe I've been here before
I know this room, I've walked this floor
I used to live alone before I knew you

I've seen your flag on the marble arch
Love is not a victory march
It's a cold and it's a broken hallelujah

Hallelujah, hallelujah
Hallelujah, hallelujah

There was a time you let me know
What's real and going on below
But now you never show it to me, do you?

And remember when I moved in you?
The holy dark was moving too
And every breath we drew was hallelujah

Hallelujah, hallelujah
Hallelujah, hallelujah

Maybe there's a God above
And all I ever learned from love
Was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you

And it's not a cry you can hear at night
It's not somebody who's seen the light
It's a cold and it's a broken hallelujah

Hallelujah, hallelujah
Hallelujah, hallelujah

Hallelujah, hallelujah
Hallelujah, hallelujah

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THE LONG WALK HOME,

Thursday, April 21, 2011 11:09:41 PM

stories, memory

walking through the city, i felt like i was in a dream, people were passing by me and i did not even notice them, i had just left the supermarket, and for some reason i suddenly felt that strange but familiar feeling that something bad had happened, or would happen, it starts as a struggle inside the brain, something there but not there, you can almost remember something, but as soon as you think about what it might be it goes away, leaving behind that familiar feeling that something is wrong,
did i forget to buy something? i check my bags, no, i have everything???
did i lose something, money? wallet? keys?
no, i have everything,
what can it be? why this feeling almost of fear and dread?
i keep walking, passing shops that are closed, as it is sunday, one or 2 are open,
i cross a street and in my state of distraction, i do not look, but make it safely to the other side,
and i keep walking,
looking straight ahead, without actually seeing, one foot in front of the other, i think about other things it could be, like, did i forget to lock my door? did i leave a tap on? no to both, so what can it be?
i come to another street i need to cross, and this time i look, no traffic at all, not unusual, it is sunday,
so i cross, and carry on towards my home,
the feeling is getting worse now, my mind is racing and panic is building, i can feel something is wrong, but have no idea what, i look around me, everything seems normal, the sky is grey, no sun, and no rain, just a typical sunday, so why do i feel like this?
why does it feel like i have been walking for hours, not minuets? why is my home still so far away? i am half way home, but feel like i have miles to go, and still i can not think why i started to have this feeling,
i pass the last shop, and start to cross the market square, it is empty except a couple walking arm in arm across the square, i fade away again and do not notice them pass me, again i am feeling the fear, fear of what i ask myself, i can not answer, but just keep walking, i reach the other side of the market and head for the crossing, i can see my flat now, and seeing it does nothing to stop the rising fear, i need to find out what is causing this before it over powers me, my head is now hurting, i think it is the stress, i need to get home and sit down close my eyes and try to figure out where this feeling came from, so i keep walking,
only 300 meters to go, why is it taking so long?
something must have triggered this feeling, a sight, a smell, a sound, something, but what, i think back to when it began, i was in the supermarket, waiting to be served, i was feeling okay until then, the woman at the till was scanning someones items from her basket, then she asked for a lottery ticket,
lottery ticket,,,,,
why would that make me feel fear and dread? i bought mine yesterday, and checked,,,, no, i didnt check it did i???
i was in the bath when the draw was made, and forgot to check it, maybe that is it, but why fear??? i will check when i get home, if i get home, it seems further away now not closer,
thinking of the ticket has not changed the feeling, if it was the ticket surely i would now be feeling relieved, i am now 50 meters from home, and get my keys out of my pocket ready,
it is then that i notice the keys in my hand are not the keys to my flat, they are my works keys, how can that be? to get in to the building i have to use an electronic key, or fob as we call it, i only have one, and it is on my flat keys, not my work keys, but i do have my own door key on the works keys, i must have locked the door and not noticed i had the wrong set of keys, then the feeling melts away, as i realize what caused it, i had taken my keys out of my pocket while waiting to be served, so i could get the coins out easier, i must have looked at them and subconsciously noticed they were the wrong ones, it was only when i got to the building and needed the fob that i realized my mistake, and why i felt the fear rising as i got closer to home, without the fob i could not enter the building, luckily as i got to the door someone was coming out and held the door open for me, so all the fear was for nothing

the human mind is a wonderful, and sometimes terrible thing, it can and does play tricks on us, like hiding information just when we need it, that falling feeling we have when sleeping, it feels so real,

i once drove 3 or 4 miles away from work early in the morning, when i had that same feeling, and my brain decided to wait until i was 30 miles away before it told me "you may have left the works gate open" normally i ignore it and think i am imagining it, but that day i drove 30 miles back because no one else would be there for 4 hours, and i had not only left the gate open, but also had not locked the building or set the alarm, ooops, good thing i did go back. but for 27 miles i could not think what was causing me to feel something was wrong,
i now call it the "my brain hates me syndrome"

iwould enjoy reading your similar stories about your brains malfunctions,

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trying something new.

Thursday, April 21, 2011 9:50:14 PM

i have decided that because i miss my wife, i will write a blog every week about her,,,,,,,,

not really ha ha , i doubt it would interest anyone but me,

so instead i have decided to write this blog

this week i could not afford to pay my full bill for my internet, so i got cut off, and only had access through my

phone, i can not access opera even using opera mini unless i turn off the images, and even then the phone says out of

data, and wont load the pages,

obviously the phone is inadequate for the internet, and has too small a memory, even though i have deleted all

pictures, recordings, videos, ring tones, games, and apps, it still can not cope, there is no slot for a memory card,

so i can not use opera on my phone,

what i do not understand is this,,,,

i can have 2 chats at a time on yahoo, and access facebook all day every day with no problem at all, so why is opera

causing my phone to give up and say "out of memory"? and "can not connect to the internet"

does opera use more memory space than instant messaging???

i have given up trying to use opera at work now,

i am happy to use fb, and yahoo,

sorry to those who are only on my opera list, and not my others, i will still use opera at home

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY JHANE,

Friday, April 1, 2011 8:09:58 PM

HOPING YOU WILL HAVE A PERFECT DAY MY PERFECT WIFE,

LOVE YOU ALWAYS AND FOREVER,

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my playlist from youtube,

Thursday, December 9, 2010 8:41:15 PM

THIS IS A YOUTUBE PLAYER, IT HAS A PLAYLIST OF GREAT SONGS PLAYED ON GUITAR BY A VERY TALENTED BOY, THE SOUNDS HE PRODUCES ARE AMAZING FROM JUST ONE GUITAR.

I HOPE YOU WILL LIKE THE SONGS, AND LEAVE A COMMENT ABOUT THEM,

THANKS.

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it can only happen to me,

Sunday, August 15, 2010 8:50:17 AM

on tuesday my boss called me while i was working in our workshop and asked/told me to go to one of his relatives houses to clear some rubbish away for him, he texted me the postcode so i could put that in my sat-nav to find the way to the right street, and the house number so i could find the right house,i had been there before, just once,
he said that when i get there, just inside the gate is a white door leaning up against the building, and a pile of branches in the garden.
so i set off and got to the point where my sat nav said i had "reached my destination" i looked at the houses but saw no numbers, so i pulled onto the drive of a house that looked familiar, and opened the gate leading to the garden, and just inside the gate, leaning up against the building was a white door, so i thought "great, i got lucky and chose the right one", so i carried the door to my van and put it on the back, then went back into the garden to find the pile of branches and tree cuttings the boss had described, i walked around and could not see any anywhere,
i was feeling confused, the door was there so why not the rubbish?
i walked back up the garden towards the house while phoning my boss, and as he answered a woman opened her back door, looking at me suspiciously, i had a sinking feeling, thinking fast i said to her about my boss sending me and is this number 66? she said no, it was number 70, i had got the wrong house after all, ha ha ,

i had to explain that to my boss while i was apologizing to the lady for scaring her and told her i would give her her door back off my van, ha ha ,
i moved my van to a very similar looking house 2 doors away, and found inside the gate another white door, then, before loading it i checked the garden and found a big pile of branches, this was the right house, ha ha
it just could only happen to me, and what are the odds of finding a white door in a garden 2 doors away from the house i should have been at?
as you can imagine, i was very embarrassed as i unloaded the first white door, and hope the lady was not really too scared, ha ha
technically, i was trespassing, and stole her door, but it was a genuine mistake, and i did give it back to her ha ha

no not superman, more like

MR BEAN

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try not to laugh,

Saturday, August 14, 2010 5:26:52 PM

ha ha ha

found it on you tube and thought it was too funny not to share

related video not as funny but nice musically, hope you like all

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tansa's songs

Saturday, July 17, 2010 6:21:57 PM

There's a place in your heart
And I know that it is love
And this place could be much
Brighter than tomorrow.
And if you really try
You'll find there's no need to cry
In this place you'll feel
There's no hurt or sorrow.
There are ways to get there
If you care enough for the living
Make a little space, make a better place.

Chorus:
Heal the world
Make it a better place
For you and for me and the entire human race
There are people dying
If you care enough for the living
Make a better place for
You and for me.

If you want to know why
There's a love that cannot lie
Love is strong
It only cares for joyful giving.
If we try we shall see
In this bliss we cannot feel
Fear or dread
We stop existing and start living
Then it feels that always
Love's enough for us growing
Make a better world, make a better world.

Chorus:
Heal the world
Make it a better place
For you and for me and the entire human race.
There are people dying
If you care enough for the living
Make a better place for
You and for me.

Bridge:
And the dream we would conceived in
Will reveal a joyful face
And the world we once believed in
Will shine again in grace
Then why do we keep strangling life
Wound this earth, crucify it's soul
Though it's plain to see, this world is heavenly
Be God's glow.

We could fly so high
Let our spirits never die
In my heart I feel
You are all my brothers
Create a world with no fear
Together we'll cry happy tears
See the nations turn
Their swords into plowshares
We could really get there
If you cared enough for the living
Make a little space to make a better place.

Chorus:
Heal the world
Make it a better place
For you and for me and the entire human race
There are people dying
If you care enough for the living
Make a better place for
You and for me.

Refrain (2x)

There are people dying if you care enough for the living
Make a better place for you and for me.
There are people dying if you care enough for the living
Make a better place for you and for me.

You and for me / Make a better place
You and for me / Make a better place
You and for me / Make a better place
You and for me / Heal the world we live in
You and for me / Save it for our children
You and for me / Heal the world we live in
You and for me / Save it for our children
You and for me / Heal the world we live in
You and for me / Save it for our children
You and for me / Heal the world we live in
You and for me / Save it for our children

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songs to sing for tansa

Friday, July 16, 2010 6:43:05 PM

No New Year's Day to celebrate
No chocolate covered candy hearts to give away
No first of spring
No song to sing
In fact here's just another ordinary day

No April rain
No flowers bloom
No wedding Saturday within the month of June
But what it is, is something true
Made up of these three words that I must say to you

I just called to say I love you
I just called to say how much I care
I just called to say I love you
And I mean it from the bottom of my heart

No summer's high
No warm July
No harvest moon to light one tender August night
No autumn breeze
No falling leaves
Not even time for birds to fly to southern skies

No Libra sun
No Halloween
No giving thanks to all the Christmas joy you bring
But what it is, though old so new
To fill your heart like no three words could ever do

I just called to say I love you
I just called to say how much I care, I do
I just called to say I love you
And I mean it from the bottom of my heart

I just called to say I love you
I just called to say how much I care, I do
I just called to say I love you
And I mean it from the bottom of my heart, of my heart,
of my heart

I just called to say I love you
I just called to say how much I care, I do
I just called to say I love you
And I mean it from the bottom of my heart, of my heart,
baby of my heart

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to all my vietnamese friends toi mong ban co mot ngay tuyet voi, HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY,

Wednesday, September 2, 2009 3:40:56 AM

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music

Friday, August 21, 2009 9:48:54 PM

you can also listen to songs here

http://www.mixpod.com/mylovesongs

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YOUTUBE MUSIC VIDEOS.

Sunday, August 16, 2009 5:03:55 PM

great songs

Create a playlist at MixPod.com

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INDONESIAN FOR BEGINNERS

Friday, July 31, 2009 5:35:40 AM

TRANSLATIONS, INDONESIAN

PLEASE HELP ME TO SPEAK TO MY INDONESIAN FRIENDS IN INDONESIAN
LEAVE USEFUL PHRASES AND THE TRANSLATIONS BELOW,
THANK YOU.

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johns top 100 songs,

Saturday, July 25, 2009 8:14:46 AM

my top 100, all great, in my opinion, ha ha, it is my top 100,

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a few of shreks favorite songs./ okay, more than a few.

Sunday, July 12, 2009 4:36:29 PM

some very good videos and music tracks

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swearing sat-nav

Sunday, May 24, 2009 3:11:24 PM

sat-nav., swearing

this is a true story about a swearing sat-nav, and cotains swear words, do not read if you are easily offended, and under 18.

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MY WEEK FROM HELL

Monday, May 18, 2009 4:47:10 PM

bad week

SATURDAY 2/5/09
1 my van broke down on the motorway, i was stuck there for 3 hours,
2 while waiting for rescue i sat on grass verge, but didnt look and sat on an ants nest!
TUESDAY 5/5/09
1 had to hire lorry to replace my van but when i got there to pick it up the lorry wouldnt start, t l s hire had to jump start it.
2 i finally got back to our yard and as i got there the transporter turned up to collect my broken van, i had to steer it onto the transporter then 5 mins after he had gone i went to move the lorry so i could load it up, but i had lost the key for it (have you guessed where they were?) i had put the lorry keys down on the seat of my van, which was now halfway to the garage!!! so i had to use one of our small vans to follow my broken van to the garage to get the keys for the lorry????
3 after finally loading and driving to deliver the load i paid 2.20 for a cup of coffee, then without even having a sip i spilt all of it on the floor of the lorry.
THURSDAY 7/5/09
lorry wouldnt start again, had to wait for t l s to come and jump start it again, i lost another 3 hours.
FRIDAY 8/5/09
1 got home from work, turned my bathroom light on only for it to blow my trip switches, after resetting them i found what caused it, the flat above mine had a leaky bath and all his water was coming through my light socket.
this isnt bad compared to what some people have to go through, but for me it was a week from hell. if it could go wrong, it did go wrong.

i would really enjoy reading similar stories, because looking back now some of it was very funny. there was 1000 different places i could have sat on that grass verge, but i chose to sit in the exact spot where the ants nest was. and following my van just for a set of keys was funny.

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shrek (john)
2012-01-22 15:15:03

hi thuy trinh, thank you for the smile :)
trần nguyễn thùy trinh
2012-01-22 11:46:41

^_^
shrek (john)
2011-12-13 16:42:15

hi em wow so happy to see you, hope you are okay? missed you :(
Chau Mai Han
2011-12-13 16:11:34

hi anh, i'm back haha
shrek (john)
2011-11-28 16:33:52

ha ha hi my dear friend, i remember opera, but not many people remember me on opera ha ha , how are you tram?
Nguyễn Trâm
2011-11-28 13:08:44

anybody here?