Have you ever met a Luo Woman
Sunday, February 4, 2007 1:06:39 PM
Lakeside women are said to stick to their men like glue as long as they suspect love is in the air But don't you dare look at another woman! If you do, she will have you and the other woman by the neck. They are in love with first impressions. You have to have class. If you wear moccasins on the first date and drive a pick-up, she will dump you like rotten fruit. And you better talk English (never Kiswahili) with a rounded twang. Big words (especially the ones she does not understand) make a lifelong impact. And the restaurant better be classy, not necessarily expensive. If you fulfill all these, by the tenth date, you will spot her clothes in your wardrobe. She has moved in. Luo women are prided to have "drop dead gorgeous" bodies - with 'Adhiambo sianda' being their brand name. True African figures, they say. They are also known to be good cooks and bewitching lovers.