ugh! it's sunday again

there's some doubt as to if satan claus is real or not. well to finally answer this query here is my proof:
in the late 90's there was a film. this film was called"the last boyscout" it starred bruce willis and damon wayons. bruce was an ex secret service agent who was now a drunk p.i. and damon was a star qb tossed out of football for betting on games. during this movie there's a sly mention of satan claus about how he's out to get us. he's also mentioned at the end of the movie. the funny thing about this is the writer who made sure satan claus was mentioned in this movie was never seen or heard from again. coincidence....i think not. so once again i warn all of u to be wary-because that might not be santa on your roof