ugh! it's sunday again

i'm here to tell u all about santa's dark secret. it's his black sheep of a brother satan claus. he was jealous that santa was picked over him that on xmas eve he goes out like his brother, he still gives bad kids coal, but good kids get important items from their gifts stolen. for instance: anything electronic will not have batteries, anything that needs to be assembled will have screws missing, and then to make it worse he steals the instructing manual-how many fathers had to go through that nightmare. so i warn all of u to be on the lookout-cause it might not be santa claus on your roof