Ever Wonder? This is funny!! :D
Friday, 15. February 2008, 23:11:15
EVER WONDER ....
Why the sun lightens our hair,
but darkens our skin ?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections ?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
Why do they call it a driveway when you park on it and a parkway when you drive on it?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
Why the sun lightens our hair,
but darkens our skin ?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections ?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
Why do they call it a driveway when you park on it and a parkway when you drive on it?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
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WIDGETIZE
chrenos # 15. February 2008, 23:28
D'u have any answers to these yourself?
Or d'u wanna get more of similar questions?
OneVoiceMurmur # 15. February 2008, 23:32
chrenos # 15. February 2008, 23:35
jm081 # 16. February 2008, 01:24
I THINK IT IS HILARIOUS!!!
OneVoiceMurmur # 16. February 2008, 13:57
I guess we can add to the end "Why ask questions if you want no answers?"
jm081 # 17. February 2008, 01:44
BUT YA THESE ARE QUESTIONS THAT ARE SUPPOSED TO MAKE U LAUGH BECAUSE OF THE IRONICY HIDDEN IN THE REALITY...SORRY IF I WAS A LITTLE MEAN
mymustang12 # 7. April 2008, 22:05
jm081 # 13. May 2008, 01:18