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Prison or work? Which one is better?

Prison vs Work:


IN PRISON...you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.

AT WORK....you spend most of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.



IN PRISON...you get three meals a day (free).

AT WORK.....you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it yourself.



IN PRISON...you get time off for good behavior.

AT WORK.....you get rewarded for good behavior with more WORK.



IN PRISON...a guard locks and unlocks the doors for you.

AT WORK.....you must carry around a security card and unlock open all the doors yourself.



IN PRISON... you can watch TV and play games.

AT WORK.....you get fired for watching TV and playing games.





IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit.

AT WORK.....you can not even speak to your family and friends.



IN PRISON...all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work at all.

AT WORK.....you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners.



IN PRISON...you spend most of your life looking through the bars from the inside wanting to get out.

AT WORK.....you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

Only in America... LOL This is funny!!Head lines

Comments

koriv 22. February 2008, 03:19

lol aint that the truth. xcept in prison you have no bathroom doors. that would suck.

ymie 22. February 2008, 08:50

Actually In prison you are alone, siting in a camera and do what you are said to do. For the whole life. ANd you have no choise to be or not to be in prison.

At work - you may quit work whenever you want. You work only till the evening 5 days a week. After that time you are FREE to do whatever you want, spending money you earnd at work.

That is why everything that is written above is not the whole truth.

skullangel 22. February 2008, 14:47

Well sorry ymie if that offended you. Its just there to be funny.

mymustang12 22. February 2008, 22:28

tiffany you are really stupid, you can't seem to find that u r not funny, if u just shut you mouth this world would be a hole lot better, you need to find something else to talk about, no one likes you.

skullangel 22. February 2008, 22:56

What the hell? If you don't like it, leave it alone!!!

koriv 23. February 2008, 05:36

i liked it. and i love you tiff. lol

skullangel 25. February 2008, 21:50

Thanks. lol.

cofoppyplop 26. February 2008, 22:31

Just think if someone worked in a prison, then got caught doing something illegal and ended up being a resident. I'm not only a prison club for men worker---I'm also a client. Someone like that would always feel like they're at work and the other guards would be uneasy because they were always in the secure areas. Interesting post

NARUTO9TF 28. February 2008, 23:00

:frown: :yikes: work is better because u don`t have to worry about droping the soap!

naoo 3. March 2008, 11:23

oh my Gosh your blog is so nice and sooooooo funnny!!

skullangel 15. March 2008, 17:33

Thanks for likeing my blogs, everyone!:smile:

mymustang12 7. April 2008, 22:18

I DIDNT LIKE IT AT ALL :yuck: :yuck:

muzikrocks 8. April 2008, 22:22

I would choose........CANDY!!!!

NARUTO9TF 8. April 2008, 22:23

WTF!LOL

skullangel 8. April 2008, 22:25

LOL :lol:

muzikrocks 8. April 2008, 22:30

This is Something you'd Find In Prison.....

Crazy2 30. May 2008, 06:40

haha yeah work is better jail is so much more boring

DeanRebel 5. June 2008, 08:52

Haha, just like Marcus Fenix in Gears Of War said, "At least in prison a proved 3 hots and a cot." lol oh cant what for Gears Of War 2

mymustang12 5. June 2008, 19:00

JAIL IF A PLACE FOR BAD PEOPLE AND BAD PEOPLE MAKE ME SICK JUST LIKE MY COUSIN TIFFANY AND THIS IS HER BLOG. :yuck:

muzikrocks 7. June 2008, 19:29

:zip:

NARUTO9TF 7. June 2008, 20:34

AM WITH U:zip:

muzikrocks 7. June 2008, 20:42

:D

hiphopfan 10. June 2008, 19:49

I would choose work really, cause you go home at the time you finish and get a raise sometimes.

mymustang12 14. June 2008, 16:40

so would i but i bet that she would choose prison and i think it would be better for her. :lol:

hiphopfan 14. June 2008, 16:46

That's her choice, let all of us choose a path to our life.

muzikrocks 15. June 2008, 16:40

Prison isn't as Bad as People Think

Ossiny 20. July 2008, 16:22

i love making love, in jail it is not easy to do that, i choose the work

muzikrocks 20. July 2008, 17:54

lol, cuz its so easy to bump uglies at work

jm081 24. July 2008, 21:59

K if "mymustang" doesnt stop commenting on tiffs page i'm gonna do something about it!

Runbroken 18. April 2009, 19:12

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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