starving dogs and that other dog thing
Monday, January 2, 2012 7:40:25 AM
They all look up at me, so pitiful, their eyes programmed to say, "we are all in the final stages of starvation and will surely die in the next fifteen minutes unless we get some cheese."
So, I give each a little piece of cheese. Nothing really changes except the eyes are now saying, "OK, so we will now live twenty minutes. Keep cutting, boy."
My favorite thing to yell out in the night: "Sasha, will you PLEASE stop licking your pussy."