Fuenteovejuna did it

Although I sometimes enjoy the traveling for my job, the bad thing is having to eat a lot of food while on the road. I woke up this morning with a metallic taste in my mouth and a major intestinal "disturbance". I went on into work because it was a short shift and I didn't want to blow my quarterly perfect attendance bonus. There's nothing like pulling up to the job site and telling the contact, "my ass is on a rampage and I need to destroy your bathroom...it's going to be like thermonuclear war in there!" It makes a great impression for the customer! It also makes a nice blog post! Thanks for sharing, right? lol. Sorry.