Notes from a small town girl....

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Where or where could she be?

...becoming a famous film star smile

Starting young...

I think this is so amazing. My daughter who hardly ever picked up a tool when she lived at home is learning how to do maintenance on her bike. And the more amazing thing is she is teaching her 3 1/2 year old daughter how to do it as well.



Tough Girl

My daughter likes and needs physical exercise to feel her best. The last couple of years she has fulfilled her exercise requirement by running. She now has a new love - off road motorbiking. She tried it because her 5 year old son started to ride and she thought this was something she could do with him and they could learn together. Personally, I don't see the appeal - the bikes are very loud, big (her bike is 240 lbs), they need trailers or trucks to haul them around, you can't ride them around town, they are expensive, they always seem to need oil changed and other maintenance no
All these things haven't discouraged her at all. Even when she comes home covered in bruises because her bike fell over on her or exhausted from pushing it out of a mud bog she is happy and energized. This weekend she entered her second race. Mr Spooksister and I traveled 2 hours away to the event at the top of a mountain. My daughter was not 'into' sports when she went to school so this was the first athletic event that we had ever seen her in. It rained all the way there and I was not sure that she would race in those conditions. The trails would be extremely slippery and all the obstacles even harder than normal yikes

See for yourself....

Deja vu

Today, September 4 and Mr Spook is in hospital in a city a hour away. The weather here is nice though a bit windy. I have chores to do so decide to leave my departure for the hospital until the late afternoon. As I head up the highway a police car with all lights flashing passes me. This doesn't look too good but this is a very busy highway and it is a long weekend so accidents are par for the course. I continue on and wonder when I will see what the 'action' is. I find out soon enough as I come toward a huge line up of vehicles stopped in both directions. Flashing lights of numerous emergency vehicles are seen. So I join the lineup and wait. And wait. I wonder what has happened, it looks pretty serious. I notice some white at the side of the road. ??snow yikes This is a mountainous highway with some weird weather at any time of the year. I have some personal experience with such conditions - it was just over 4 years ago the end May that I encountered a sudden hailstorm while traveling to see Mr Spook who was in hospital. Unfortunately I found out the hard way that summer tires on hail is like driving on marbles and I found myself upside down at the bottom of a ravine. no Today, however, I am feeling sorry for the poor people who encountered the weather but glad that I wasn't on the highway one hour earlier. The lineup finally begins to move and as I pass the accident I count at least 8 vehicles involved. Ambulances and even a helicopter are removing victims. I send a little prayer their way and proceed on my journey. Not 5 minutes up the road, it starts to rain heavily, then heavy heavy sleet starts coming down. It's my worst nightmare and it's why I never take my winter tires off anymore. I put my emergency flashers on and drop my speed way down - 40km/hr. Everyone else is doing the same. I pray that no jerk decides they are invincible and drives too fast for the conditions, cause an accident and force me to put on my brakes. My prayer was answered and I got to my destination safely though a bit shaken. I contemplated staying the night but after consulting road and weather reports I returned home although via a lower elevation route. up

How Hard Can it Be?

I bought a new computer almost 2 years ago. The old CPU has been sitting in my basement waiting for disposal. I like to recycle as much as I can but was concerned about remaining data on the hard drives. I googled for a solution - apparently you can download programs to overwrite and essentially destroy the data. But this would have involved hooking the computer back up to all it's components, going online, finding software to erase the data etc etc etc. Way too much trouble. So, instead, the CPU has sat and gathered dust. Today, I decided to deal with it once and for all. To heck with wiping out data, I would physically remove the two drives and smash them. I like smashing stuff, it's the best part of renovating bigsmile Getting them out was the easy part. Trying to destroy them was something else altogether. First I tried every screwdriver in my ample collection to remove the cover. No go. So then I thought I would rip off the computer boards so that they wouldn't be usable. This wasn't easy but bit by bit with some pliers I did the job. I thought I would just put what was left in the trash but then went online once more to see where the data is actually stored on these things - I'm not very computer literate. Apparently people that know how, can successfully retrieve info off 'destroyed' hard drives. So, I removed the drives from the garbage, took them down into the workshop and proceeded to try and pry the covers off with a claw hammer and a screwdriver.

Needless to say, this was harder than I thought possible. Hard drives are hard. Now I've decided to just toss them in the garbage and if someone 100+ years from now excavates the landfill that they end up in and wants to look at my pictures or my meager banking information, I hope they have a good laugh bigsmile

A Fun Day

My husband, daughter and I attended a wedding yesterday. The daughter of a cousin of mine was getting married in a community 2 hours to the East of us. As usual in my family we were running a bit late but managed to find the event which was being held in a beautiful orchard/garden on the outskirts of the city. We got there and as we were walking down the hill we looked around for a familiar face and finally found another cousin that I hadn't seen in over 10 years. We happily greeted each other and she said to me "I'm glad you are here because we don't recognize anyone else" We didn't either but didn't make too much of it because we don't know the groom's family and the brides family was probably off getting photo's taken. A little while later my sister-in-law and her 3 daughters arrived and we had another happy reunion. We chatted a bit and my sister-in-law remarked that she wondered where my parents were as they had left for the wedding long ago. We all hoped they hadn't got lost and what a shame it would be if they missed the wedding awww So, we were all standing there, enjoying ourselves and saw the bridesmaids come in. Eww dresses by the way - large black and white print with bright pink sashes. The ring bearer was cute - he waved to everyone and said cheese as he came around the corner. Finally the bride appeared and we all exclaimed "that's not Erica!!" You guessed it, we were at the wrong wedding. lol lol lol lol We weren't the only ones who at that point realized their mistake- there was family there from the grooms side of the wedding we were supposed to be at. We all exited as quickly as we could, snickering, I'm sure too loud. I can only guess what thatfamily was thinking. We rushed back up the hill to our cars just as our bride's mom and dad drove up looking for us. Fortunately they had realized that a good portion of their confirmed guests hadn't arrived and perhaps had got mixed up and gone to the wrong wedding. A few minutes later we were all assembled at the correct venue amongst all sorts of people we knew and recognized, including my parents smile It was a lovely wedding - the bridesmaids dresses were lovely and the bride was gorgeous but the most memorable part though was the first wedding smile

PHOENIX

Months ago, my favourite sister made a post on her blog about a live streaming Eagle nest cam on Vancouver Island. I marvelled about the technology that allowed me to view real time footage of a nest. One of the things baby eagles are good at doing and do a lot of, is poop. They are good little eagles and poop over the side of nest. This is great for the nest but bad for a camera that is secured at the side of the nest. Before too long, the lens was smeared, making viewing difficult and eventually impossible.yuck

But now, I was addicted and needed my eaglet fix so I went searching the internet for another eagle cam. I found a wonderful site, even better than the first, the Hornby Island Eagle Nest cam. A resident of Hornby Island, Doug Carrick, has carefully observed the eagles on and around his property for years. He always wondered what was going on up in the nests and could only make educated guesses. Eventually he applied and received permission from the authorities to place a video camera up in one of the big fir trees which was home to a nest of eagles. This pair of eagles has nested in that tree for years. Doug actually placed 2 cameras there, one at nest level surrounded and protected by bark and the other one higher up. From his house he can control the cameras so that viewers can get either a close up or wide angle look into the nest and the activities going on. Well, if I wasn’t addicted to nest viewing before, I certainly was now. From a newly hatched eaglet to an almost full grown fledgling, I watched every spare moment I had. On the streaming website there was a live chat that went on involving multiple viewers. There were usually 70-80 people at a time signed in to the chat area and upwards of 600 people viewing like I was. It was absolutely amazing to watch this tiny eagle grow from a little fluff ball to a bird larger than it’s parents. The viewers named it Phoenix and you would have thought it was one of their own children from some of the comments that were made. Anyway, we were all awaiting the day that Phoenix would fly for the first time and were anticipating the date to be mid July. smile


Coincidently, I made a little trek to the coast to bring a noisy kitty cat back to her mistress, my own sister,San. San had her lap top open and running, probably in ready to make some clever post on her blog. I sat down at the desk and asked if she wanted to see what had been occupying so much of my time lately? I brought up the Hornby Island nest site and much to our dismay, saw that everyone’s favourite eaglet was taking her last breath. It was heart wrenching to watch. Apparently the viewers realized that she was in distress and there was a rescue effort mounted by the Mountainaire Avian Rescue group. Unfortunately, Phoenix collapsed before help could get to her. The following day, her body was removed with some difficulty (imagine climbing an 80 foot tree) and it was taken to the mainland for necropsy. Preliminary findings state that she died of acute bilateral mycotic pneumonia.
I never thought I would be affected by the death of one bird this way. I know that it is part of nature and that it happens more frequently than we all know but still, it is a loss. I find myself going back to the live cam site every couple of days to see if the camera is still live, and it is – just pointing at an empty nest. Off to the side of the screen is the chat room with 40+ people still discussing wildlife and their own personal lives and so gathering comfort and friendship from one another and it brings me hope for the world when the community can share in the life and death of one creature.

THE MENSA INVITAIONAL

Here is the Washington Post's Mensa Invitational which once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.

Here are the winners:

1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.

2. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.

3. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.

4. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

5. Bozone ( n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.

6. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.

7. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

8. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

9. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

10. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)

11. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.

12. Decafalon (n): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.

13. Glibido: All talk and no action.

14. Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

15. Arachnoleptic Fit (n): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.

16. Beelzebug (n): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

17. Caterpallor (n): The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you're eating.

The Washington Post has also published the winning submissions to its yearly contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for common words. And the winners are:

1. Coffee, n. The person upon whom one coughs.

2. Flabbergasted, adj. Appalled by discovering how much weight one has gained.

3. Abdicate, v. To give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.

4. Esplanade, v. To attempt an explanation while drunk.

5. Willy-nilly, adj. Impotent.

6. Negligent, adj. Absentmindedly answering the door when wearing only a nightgown.

7. Lymph, v. To walk with a lisp.

8. Gargoyle, n. Olive-flavored mouthwash.

9. Flatulence, n . Emergency vehicle that picks up someone who has been run over by a steamroller.

10. Balderdash, n. A rapidly receding hairline.

11. Testicle, n. A humorous question on an exam.

12. Rectitude, n. The formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists.

13. Pokemon, n. A Rastafarian proctologist.

14. Oyster, n. A person who sprinkles his conversation with yiddishisms.

15. Frisbeetarianism, n. The belief that, after death, the soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there.

16. Circumvent. An opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish men.

He sees you when you're sleeping....



My three and a half year old grandson wanted to go see Santa. He has never been keen on the whole idea before but he's older now. He'd been asking my daughter to take him for a few weeks. They chose a date that the Mall wouldn't be busy and off they went - my daughter and her husband, the three year old, his almost two year old sister and the new baby. You can guess what happened. The only one brave enough to sit with Santa was the one fast asleep....

Ho Ho Ho bigsmile

Good fences make good neighbours....

I don't know if that is the exact quotation but that is the jist of it. Quite a few years ago our neighbour won quite a bit on the lottery. One of the things he did was put up a new fence between his property and ours. It is a great fence, just the right height. We then built our fences perpendicular to that fence so that everything is nicely enclosed. Sounds great. Well it was until that neighbour moved and a new one came along. The neighbour from hell. Three years ago he built an addition to his house that required a variance from the city to allow him to come 6 inches closer to the property line than he would normally be allowed. He approached me about it very nicely, said what he was proposing, how he would minimize the impact on our property. Long story short, he got his variance but didn't do what he said he was going to do. Needless to say we weren't happy and told him so. Shouldn't have done that as words were exchanged and we haven't spoken since except through some letters in which he said he was going to relocate the above mentioned fence to it's right spot on the property line. We told him to go ahead but not to step on our property to do it. So far he hasn't moved the fence but he did build a short railing along the edge our driveway which is the exact boundary of our property. It is a bit of annoyance but it has forced me to use my mirrors when I back up so that is a good thing. Anyway, two weeks ago I returned home after a stressful day, long drive under difficult conditions and I found garbage including cigarette butts on my front lawn. The only people on my street who smoke are my neighbour and the woman who lives next to him. This was the second time in less than a week that garbage from the woman (her name was on a prescription bottle we found on the lawn) Anyway, I wasn't up to a confrontation with either neighbour so I got my wheel barrow, a shovel and proceeded to scoop up the butts, dirty tissues and cooked pasta noodles irked. I then dumped them between the two neighbours garbage cans on their lawn so that they could pick them up. Guess I shouldn't have done that because now the neighbour from hell has put up another little railing next to our driveway so that it is now when we drive up we have difficulty opening our vehicle door which we have to do in order to open the gate to access our yard. What should we do?? I really don't want to talk to these people but yesterday when I knew the husband would be at work I decided to phone to ask her the reasoning and perhaps to explain where I was coming from. She wouldn't answer the phone - she must have call display. It is such an awful feeling to live next to someone with whom you have such animosity.