My OperaSavior Of Summer - My Dearest Pedestal Fan
Monday, October 18, 2010 12:05:38 AM
This summer season was particularly balmy, and being a starving college student, I was low on cash. This meant spending a very high air conditioning bill was out of the question. Luckily, I happened to be giving a helping hand with my friend who was moving to a much more frigid environment. I spied his oscillating pedestal fan by just sitting there, patiently waiting to deliver me from the oppressive heat wave that swept the area, reducing free thought and comfort on all who were in its domineering grip.
Not to mention it was a pedestal fan with remote control. Hallelujah! My requests had been answered by one of many pedestal fans. I could relax again, no longer to be pestered by the unruly climate. I could plop down in comfort also knowing that this thing would not dig its heels into my nearly lacking budget with power consumption.
The fact that it was sufficiently small to be portable was a blessing as well, mostly because I was too broke to afford one myself and thus it can go with me anywhere I wanted to take it. After that, we were the perfect buddies. We went on all sorts of adventures; fighting zombies, going to the moon, and even scuba diving.
Alas, 2 months after I found out I was no more allowed to give plasma for money anymore, so I had to sell off my pedestal fan in a last ditch effort to get enough money to provide a nice date with a lady (who later on solved my cash problems). Once I had the cash to liberate my best pedestal fan with handheld control, I had discovered that it was not available as it had forsaken me.
I believe I will never know a better oscillating pedestal fan, for my fan was the best of any similar pedestal fans. Do not forget me my pedestal fan, wherever your travels shall take you! You are greatly missed.
Not to mention it was a pedestal fan with remote control. Hallelujah! My requests had been answered by one of many pedestal fans. I could relax again, no longer to be pestered by the unruly climate. I could plop down in comfort also knowing that this thing would not dig its heels into my nearly lacking budget with power consumption.
The fact that it was sufficiently small to be portable was a blessing as well, mostly because I was too broke to afford one myself and thus it can go with me anywhere I wanted to take it. After that, we were the perfect buddies. We went on all sorts of adventures; fighting zombies, going to the moon, and even scuba diving.
Alas, 2 months after I found out I was no more allowed to give plasma for money anymore, so I had to sell off my pedestal fan in a last ditch effort to get enough money to provide a nice date with a lady (who later on solved my cash problems). Once I had the cash to liberate my best pedestal fan with handheld control, I had discovered that it was not available as it had forsaken me.
I believe I will never know a better oscillating pedestal fan, for my fan was the best of any similar pedestal fans. Do not forget me my pedestal fan, wherever your travels shall take you! You are greatly missed.
