• Where ladies don't accept flowers for valentine or birthday gift.
• Where lizards go look ur eyeball, nod head say "notin dey happen guy"
• Where a blind beggar will reject a fake naira note.
• Where Groundnuts are sold in BOTTLES and WATER is sold in SATCHETS.
• Where parents claim they always came first position in school.
• Where You Can Be A Driver For Years Without A 'DRIVER's LICENCE'
• Where the Presidents and other
government officials don't know the national anthem.
• Where yoruba women dress up every saturday with polythene bag looking for Owambe to fall in.
• Where the govt dont give a hootabout nobody. Where Gala and Lacasera is d best option wen stuck in hold up.
• Where you are jailed for stealing Maggi and given a chieftancy title for stealing millions and Front row seat in churc
• Where we fight for everything. To gain admission to university, to get a job and worse still to enter a bus!
• Where u are robbed of your phone and the robbers come back for ur Pin code n charger.
• Where politicians use big unnecessary grammar to scam people.
• Where ur type of GENERATOR shows how RICH you are.
• Where you can easily blame your
unsuccessfulnes on family members in the village.
• Where rich men must have a potbelly, and a healthy looking Man is despised in the street as a pauper
• WHERE IF U DO ANYHOW U GO SEE ANYHOW.
• Where generator is a social amenity.
• Where people dey collect change for beggar hand.
• Where u can buy ur dream house and all the household accessories.
• Where igbo men produce Toyotacamry jeans and Dr. Dre slippers
• Where the man who had no shoes is the president. .where bb torch is sold on hold up for #12k. Where Igbo men drink beer with straw and coke with cup
•Where a 60-yr-old grandpa is a National youth leader
hi nonso. ur blog page is helpful bt it doesnt wrk anymore i think so...
hello Nonso,i like ur blog page
yes i am ok, and you?
Nonso r u k?
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