there is where we start

I HATE HIM DAMN MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!
GO TO HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!
WTF OF THAT STUPID GUY!!!!!
1st tm i feel like this
hate somebody too much...
arghhhhhhhhhhhh

CTE NI CILOK FROM MR ODIN SAN....
NGEH3...ENJOY THE STORY..

Aku ada cerita ni… Lawak la juga; tapi jangan ketawa tau? Aku baru berkahwin setahun yang lepas dan duduk dengan isteri aku.
Kami duduk berdua sahaja sebab belum dikurniakan anak. Aku ni ada satu kegemaran iaitu makan telur rebus.
Aku pun tak tahu kenapa aku suka makan telur rebus, sedap agaknya. Sebelum aku kahwin, aku memang gila telur rebus.
Pagi petang siang malam makan telur rebus.

Tapi semenjak aku kahwin ni, aku terpaksa berkorbanlah iaitu dengan meninggalkan tabiat aku ini.
Lama juga aku dah tak pekena telur rebus ni sebab orang rumah aku masak sedap-sedap. So aku dah tak kisah lagilah.
Ceritanya begini, bulan lepas masa aku balik kerja, tiba-tiba kereta aku rosak.
Aku pun telefon bini aku katakan aku balik lambat sebab kena menapak.

Sebab lapar aku pun singgah satu kedai makan tu… Ada telur rebuslah. Aku pun makan nasi dengan telur rebus.
Lepas tu aku order telur rebus lebih lagi untuk diratah. Sebelum balik aku bungkus lagi 10 biji telur rebus untuk makan
sambil berjalan balik nanti. Tiba je kat rumah aku rasa amatlah kenyang. Maklumlah balas dendam sebab lama tak pekena
telur rebus.

Sebelum aku masuk ke rumah, isteri aku tiba-tiba cakap dia ada ’surprise’ untuk aku malam ni.
Dia suruh aku tutup mata dengan kain hitam yang diikat kemas di belakang kepalaku. Dan dipimpinnya aku sampai ke meja makan.
Aku duduk di kerusi dan isteriku pesan jangan cuba buka ikatan yang menutup mataku. Aku nak pergi toilet sebab perutku
mula buat hal, tapi malaslah nak spoilkan ’surprise’ isteriku ini. Aku pun tahan ler…

Tetiba telefon berbunyi, isteriku pergi mengangkatnya. Apa lagi? Ada chance! Aku pun melepaskan kentut yang ditahan
sekian lama. Fuuuuhhh, lega rasanya. Bau boleh tahan… Maklum ler berapa biji telur tah aku bedal tadi.
Alamak! Ada lagi satu la… Aku pun angkat sebelah punggung dan lepaskan satu das lagi, bunyinya PRROOTTT! Fuh!
Bau jangan cakap beb. Aku pun tak tahan bau dia. Aku kipas pakai tangan angin dia kasi kurang sikit bau dia.
Adalah macam bau telur tembelang sikit…

Tetiba aku dengar bunyi telefon berdering lagi. Hai, lamanya tunggu isteri aku ni… Aku tak sabar lagi ni nak tahu
surprise dia ni. Aku terasa ada lagilah, kali ni memang aku rasa power punyalah. Aku kumpul dulu kasi padu.
Lepas tu aku bangun, tonggeng sikit dan lepaskan angin taufan tu. PRRROOOOOTTT!!!

Fuhh, lega… Bergegar sikit meja makan dibuatnya. Peh tak tahan aku bau dia power gila. Aku tutup hidung aku.
Aku rasa bau dia ada sikit-sikit macam bangkai la! Mau mati bunga atas meja makan aku ni… Sambil tu aku sebut
‘Ahhhh…. Lega!’ Adalah dekat 5 minit baru bau bangkai tu hilang.

Lepas tu isteri aku kembali dan minta maaf sebab lambat. Lalu dia kata ‘SURPRISE! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!’
dan suruh aku buka kain penutup mata aku. Laaa… Birthday aku hari ni le! Camne boleh lupa ni?
Aku buka le kain penutup mata aku. Mulutku terus melopong; ALAMAK!

Benda pertama aku lihat… muka merah padam pak mertua aku, mak mertua aku, adik ipar aku dua orang,
duduk keliling meja makan. Bos aku dengan jiran sebelah rumah aku pun ada!

he always make me angry....
ermmm...
huhuhuhu...
ssh sgt ker???
arrgghhhhh....
really make me mad at him...
go away from me for a while.......
plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.....

1. Dont tell us when you think other girls are hot.

2. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during
commercials before we get bored.

3. Mark anniversaries on the calendar.

*4. We think about you all the time.

*5. This is how we see it: Don’t call =Don’t care.

6. Which also means that if we dontcall, take a hint.

7. We like you to be a little jealous.But overly possessive is not necessary.

8. We’re allowed to be late. You’re not.

9. Eye contact is the key.

10. Don’t take longer to get ready than we do.

11. Laugh at our jokes.

*12. 3 words: honesty, honesty, honesty!

13. Girls can be groupies. Guy groupies are stalkers.

14. Do not start with us. You will not win.

15. Would you like it if a guy treated your sister that way? Didn’t think so.

16 If you ask nicely, we`ll answer the same way.

17. We will never have enough clothes or shoes.

18 Open the door for us no matter where we are.

19. We love surprises.

*20. Pay attention to the little things we do, because they mean the most.

21. Always brush your teeth before you see us. A fresh mouth and white teeth
are a necessity.

22. Clean your room before we come over.

*23. Even though you’re sometimes insensitive and hurt us, we still love
you with everything we are.

24. Don’t act hard around your friends

25. Sometimes “NO” really means “NO!”.

26. “Wife beaters” are not an adequate form of fashion.

27. Sensitive guys are great.. but crying more than we do in a movie just
isn’t right.

28. Dont let ex-girlfriends cause drama,relationships are stressful enough.

*29. It takes a special kind of stupid to forget birthdays.

*30. “Fat chicks” have feelings, too.

31. Silent treatment, shoulder shrugs,tears, yelling, & nasty looks add up to= YOU DiD SOMETHiNG WRONG.

32. The excuse “I can’t dance” is unacceptable. We’ll appreciate the
simple fact that youre trying.

*33. Just because a girl doesnt pick up on the first ring, doesnt mean shes not
waiting by the phone.

34. You dont have to spend a lot; if it means a lot.

35. Dont say you love me if you dont mean it.

*36. Dont lie to us. We will catch you.

*37. Dont you ever answer our question with only ONE word! We hate it!

38. Just BE by our side when shopping means you are not allowed to flirt while
we shopping

39. Please give us some comment while shopping.. its compulsory.

*40. When the girls get together, we talk about everything. Meaning, my best
friends know everything about you.

##im not sure either i feel like this or not... maybe i agree with some of them..n maybe not...im not sure where i get this article... lalalalalala...i just post here...