I have been seeing a lot of specials on TV about how the Earth is coming to and END. (Que dramatic musical score here.)
As a Super Villain this is not good for business. If the Earth should come to a dramatic end Dec. 21, 2012, how can I as a Super Villain gain from it, or better yet Educate the Citizens of this world the corruptions of the so called GOOD GUYS. I cant, well I could sell "fall out shelters" like they did back in early years of the cold war, when we were all sure to die at the hands of the Russians and their nuclear arsenal. I do know how to build secret lairs, so I may have to give that a try. ( Evil Grin and Laugh )
I have a friend who has been stashing can goods, MRE's ( meals ready to eat ), water and other necessities because he is sure something life altering is going to take place on Dec 21 2012. I have a Christian friend who honestly believes that Jesus is coming back on that day to take all the faithful and leave the Earth to Satan. I am not sure if they should sell off all their earthly possessions just yet, and move into a cave in the mountains.. but if it helps them feel more secure what can I say.
I have read a few on-line resources about the Apocalyptic End of the Mayan calendar and I am not so sure anything will happen, unless man makes it happen due to the fear and panic they have of this date. If anything a change may take place.. maybe for the betterment of all mankind.. who knows. I just wonder how many people will be laughing their asses off on Dec 22 2012 at all the people who fell for this as they did the Millennium bug. Scary thought is what if they are right and we don't get the last laugh? DUN DUN DUNNNNN!
Naw there would be signs right... World Governments collapsing, riots in the streets, people occupying public parks in protest.... a constant feel of dread, a threat of war, world leaders dying leaving the world in flux... ??? Naw why worry, were all gonna be fine... well I will be anyways. BRAHAHAHAHAHA, HA HA, Haaaa...aaaahhh.
HAVE A GREAT NEW YEAR PEOPLE! PARTY LIKE IT MAYBE THE LAST NEW YEAR EVER!