Caffeine

So much fun, people never stop amazing me.

I haven't been around much lately, problems with Opera crashing, lack of sleep, computers (don't they make life so much easier) all keep me away.

Watching the news, looking at different sites, wondering just how the hell any of these people manage to survive.

Take a look at this model citizen of society. A real animal lover, stuff that pooch on into a purse, what the hell, it's only a dog.





Now he's a complete winner! Hey kids, next time you try to impress, remember this one.





Jesus is everywhere, on walls, toast, in mold patterns, is there anywhere he hasn't been? Well now he's been spotted on a iron.

A woman who recently separated from her husband and had her hours cut at work says an image of Jesus Christ she sees on her iron has reassured her that "life is going to be good."

Mary Jo Coady first noticed the image Sunday when she walked into her daughter's room.

The brownish residue on the bottom of the iron looks like the face of a man with long hair.

The 44-year-old Coady was raised Catholic. She and her two college-age daughters agree that the image looks like Jesus and is proof that "he's listening." She says she plans to keep the iron in a closet and buy a new one.


Celebrity chef Paula Deen got an unexpected serving of ham - across her face.

The Food Network star was helping unload more than 11,000 kilograms of donated meat for an Atlanta food bank on Monday when someone threw one of the hams like a football and accidentally smacked her.

She says she was unloading hams when she tossed one to a man, who then said "Back at 'ya." Thinking he meant it only as a sentiment, she turned around to get another ham when the errant swine came at her.

"He really meant, 'Back at 'ya."'

Talk about a food fight.