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I couldn't let a weekend go by without sharing some of the nuttier news. It just wouldn't be right to keep it all to myself.

The Oscar Mayer Wienermobile got itself into quite a pickle when it crashed into a Racine home Friday morning. Neighbors tell FOX 6 the Wienermobile took a wrong turn and ended up on the dead-end street, Kenilworth Avenue in Racine.

While trying to get turned around, the woman driving the hot dog on wheels accidentally hit the gas instead of the brake and lodged the Wienermobile under a house. Officials say no one was injured in the crash.

Women should leave weenie driving to men.

It’s not too unusual to hear stories of married couples who met online.

But it IS unusual when that couple that meets online and marries also has the same name.

In this case, it’s a guy from Texas named Kelly Hildebrandt and a gal from Florida named Kelly Hildebrandt.

In three months, they’re getting married.


and my absolute favourite of the day ...
One second a Staten Island teenager was walking down the street, the next second she was gone. Alexa Longueira was walking down Victory Boulevard and getting ready to text-message when she fell into an open sewer manhole. Now the city is trying to figure out why the manhole was left open and unblocked. Alexa suffered some cuts and scrapes but is otherwise OK. He mother says workers told her they left the manhole open and unattended for just seconds while they went to fetch some cones from their truck.

I wonder if she can walk and chew gum at the same time?