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Wednesday, 12. August 2009, 21:23:55

Some of this post might be considered NSFW! It isn't X-Rated but it isn't G either.

There once was a young man named Gene
Who invented a screwing machine
Concave and convex
It served either sex
And it played with itself in between.

from Dirty Limerick

One of the funniest ads I've ever seen.

How many of you ever wondered what well known people looked like before they became well known?

It feels good to realize that before they were rock or pop stars, these people were just like us (or worse as some of these clearly show.)

Can you guess who they are?

Believe it or not (stolen from Ripley's) the top photo is a high school yearbook photo of Enimen and the bottom is none other than Marilyn Manson.

For these and other yearbook photos check out the full article and more at Yep

and finally without a doubt the absolute best Photo Bomber shot.

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LOLZ

Tuesday, 11. August 2009, 20:28:54

funny, photo

Nothing to say ...

That must be some hot sauce!

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Boredom

Monday, 10. August 2009, 22:57:11

advertising, funny, vintage, life

Okay, so I'm hiding inside because the humidity outside is making it almost impossible to breath. Bein course, I've got to do something to occupy my time so I start flitting from site to site.

I hate ads on TV or on the radio but these printed ones are pricelsss. Curiousity is killing me - did anyone actually get a Russian bride?

More of these in Oddball Ads

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Wonderful Whackness

Monday, 10. August 2009, 20:00:53

news, life, funny, humour ...

I really enjoy reading whacky and off beat news stories. With all the doom and gloom in the world, these silly things put a smile on my face.

Next time you think court room proceedings are a bore ...stifle that yawn or else.

A man has been jailed for yawning 'boisterously' in court.

Judge Daniel Rozak was left seriously unimpressed when Clifton Williams stretched and let out the badly timed yawn just as his cousin's sentence was being handed out for drugs offences.

Williams faces six months in jail for contempt of court.

Williams's father told St Louis Today: "I was flabbergasted because I didn't realise a judge could do that. It seems to me like a yawn is an involuntary action."

But Chuck Pelkie from the state's attorney office told the paper: "It was not a simple yawn - it was a loud and boisterous attempt to disrupt the proceedings."

The smart ass gets what he deserves!

McDonalds Poster child, 500 pound George Vera, managed to hide a gun from authorities after he was arrested - because he was so overweight he could conceal it inside his rolls of fat.

A spokesman for the Houston Police Department, Kese Smith, confirmed that procedures call for a suspect to be searched upon arrest, twice at the city jail and once more upon his transfer.

Vera was then transferred to the county jail, where he was searched at least once more.

It was only when he was in the shower later that day that Vera confessed to a guard that he had weapon on him. Officers subsequently found a 9-millimeter handgun beneath his folds of flab.

Vera was then charged with possession of a firearm in a correctional facility.

Bring that man a tray of cheeseburgers.

Nothing like a little pick me up!

Ice-cream lovers are being offered the ultimate in pleasure – a treat made from natural stimulants dubbed the Sex Pistol.

The green and white ice-cream cocktail is said to leave diners feeling 'energised and confident'.

Who needs Viagra when you can eat ice cream!

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