Saturday, 21. March 2009, 17:34:38
funny, art, life
Those cute little signs with the snappy statements and pretty pictures that are supposed to solve all your problems - bleccch.
For your viewing pleasure here's some of my favourites.
Check the photo albums for more
MOTIVATION
Wednesday, 18. March 2009, 18:10:32
humour, whacky, funny
As we all know, most everyone has been hit with some kind of financial loss. Time for some new definitions to old terms; particularly when executives still get paid bonuses even after they run a company into the ground.
CEO– Chief Embezzlement Officer
CFO - Corporate Fraud Officer
BULL MARKET– A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius
BEAR MARKET– a 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewellery, and the husband gets no sex.
VALUE INVESTING– The art of buying low and selling lower.
P/E RATIO– The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market keeps crashing.
BROKER – What my financial planner has made me.
STANDARD & POOR– Your life in a nutshell.
STOCK ANALYST– Idiot who just downgraded your stock.
STOCK SPLIT– When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally between themselves.
MARKET CORRECTION– The day after you buy stocks.
CASH FLOW– The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet.
YAHOO – What you yell after selling it to some poor sucker for $240 per share.
WINDOWS– What you jump out of when you're the sucker who bought Yahoo at $240 per share.
INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR– Past year investor who's now locked up in a nuthouse.
PROFIT – an archaic word no longer in use.
Wednesday, 18. February 2009, 15:54:07
porn, double talk., funny
Friday, 13. February 2009, 17:23:07
world news, silly, world, whacky
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Another weekend soon to be here. If you're in Ontario - this is a long weekend with "Family Day" coming up on Monday. What the heck is Family Day you're wondering, well our benevolent government decided we all needed a day to spend time with our families so they gave us a holiday Monday to do just that.
Problem is of course - a lot of people don't want more time with their families, screaming kids with nothing to do because libraries and museums are closed tends to get on your nerves fairly quickly. Add to the Monday holiday that today is a day off for teachers and this 3 day weekend becomes a 4 day holiday that is sure to increase the sales of Tylenol and Aspirin.
Good thing there is still something funny and odd happening in the world.
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Saturday, 7. February 2009, 13:37:51
world news, whacky, funny, life
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So what's been happening in the wonderful world of whacky news? Seeing as how I haven't been online much, I'm sure there is a lot of weirdness floating around.
Fingers don't fail me now - type and find what I seek.
Sure enough, whackiness abounds and here's a good one to start with.
Some people just don't get it.
STAR TREK WAS A TV SHOW PEOPLE! IT DOESN'T EXIST!
Get up and go outside, I'm sure your Mom wants her basement space aired out.
Colorado police say a man with too much "Star Trek" on his mind used a sword modelled after the weapon carried by Klingon warriors to demand money from two convenience stores.
Investigators say the man took an unknown amount of cash from a 7-Eleven store Wednesday but left empty-handed when he tried to rob another store about 25 minutes later.
He probably left empty-handed because the clerk was too busy laughing to be able to open up the cash register. Read more...
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