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More Silliness

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Work, work, and working ...yeppers that's about all I'm doing. Not a whole lot of fun, but it pays the bills.

I missed posting some silly news, silly photos, silly products this past week so here goes.

Starting off in Germany today.

A 250kg (550 pound) Woman had to be hauled out of her house using a crane!

No I'm not yanking your chain.

Emergency services had to use a crane to lift an overweight woman out of her house in Germany.

The woman, said to weigh 250kg, was stretchered out of her home and put into a waiting ambulance.

Firefighters called in the crane to extract the woman when all other ways to get the woman out of the house failed.

The crane, mounted on a truck, lifted the stretcher out of the top window of the house in Bottrop.

She was later transported in an ambulance to hospital for treatment.

On the same day but on the other side of the world, emergency services in Australia had to use a crane to lift a man of 300kg (660 pounds)from his apartment.

An emergency services spokeswoman said he was successfully lifted out of the apartment by crane. He was then taken to the Royal Brisbane Hospital.

from Mail Online


Pet Potty Patch is the modern way to house break your dog. Now your pet can go anytime without having to leave the home or apartment.

Make life easier with this comfortable three-tier alternative to frequent outdoor trips.

Top layer of artificial grass lets liquid flow through, second tier grate keeps grass dry, bottom collection tray holds up to a gallon of liquid for multiple uses.

Clean up is easy with just a simple rinse with soapy water.


Can't forget about the Trekkies!

Handy and stunning, these chromed-out beauties do quick-work on bottles while still screaming Federation.

They feel heavy in your hands, like a good phaser, so if diplomatic relations fail you, you can always chuck ‘em at your hosts’ heads as a weapon. Don’t do that with the Klingons, though. They’re more likely to laugh at you. Thick skulls, don’t-you-know.”

from Think Geek

You've got mail - and possibly an STD

The Brazilian Health Ministry has created a Web site to let people inform partners they've got a sexually transmitted disease via an emailed virtual postcard.

The official in charge of the ministry's STD and AIDs programs notes that many people have a hard time telling partners they're infected.

Mariangela Simao said in a statement this week that the emails may help people "to tackle these diseases directly and with minimum exposure."

One of the cards shows a young man reclining in his underwear. It reads: "Hi! I don't know if this is the best way to tell you, but I've learned that I have an STD."

The card suggests the recipient see a doctor.


Molson-Coors Canada is taking down billboard ads in British Columbia that take a jab at Toronto residents.

The ad for Coors Light beer declares the beer is "Colder Than Most People From Toronto."

Coors Light brand marketing manager Adam Moffat says there was no intention to offend anyone but Molson-Coors admits they "misfired on this one."

Moffat says enough people have expressed their displeasure with the ads that the company has decided to take them down.

He says about 30 or 40 people phoned or emailed complaints Tuesday, but the company has also been monitoring comments online, including on the networking site Twitter.

Moffat says he has been fielding media calls from across the country about the ads, and the company apologizes to anyone who was offended by the ads.

People in Toronto have no sense of humour - the ads should have stayed up!

More LOLZ and a couple of links

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Some of this post might be considered NSFW! It isn't X-Rated but it isn't G either.


There once was a young man named Gene
Who invented a screwing machine
Concave and convex
It served either sex
And it played with itself in between.


from Dirty Limerick


One of the funniest ads I've ever seen.




How many of you ever wondered what well known people looked like before they became well known?

It feels good to realize that before they were rock or pop stars, these people were just like us (or worse as some of these clearly show.)

Can you guess who they are?






















Believe it or not (stolen from Ripley's) the top photo is a high school yearbook photo of Enimen and the bottom is none other than Marilyn Manson.

For these and other yearbook photos check out the full article and more at Yep



and finally without a doubt the absolute best Photo Bomber shot.



Wonderful Whackness

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I really enjoy reading whacky and off beat news stories. With all the doom and gloom in the world, these silly things put a smile on my face.

Next time you think court room proceedings are a bore ...stifle that yawn or else.

A man has been jailed for yawning 'boisterously' in court.

Judge Daniel Rozak was left seriously unimpressed when Clifton Williams stretched and let out the badly timed yawn just as his cousin's sentence was being handed out for drugs offences.

Williams faces six months in jail for contempt of court.

Williams's father told St Louis Today: "I was flabbergasted because I didn't realise a judge could do that. It seems to me like a yawn is an involuntary action."

But Chuck Pelkie from the state's attorney office told the paper: "It was not a simple yawn - it was a loud and boisterous attempt to disrupt the proceedings."

The smart ass gets what he deserves!


McDonalds Poster child, 500 pound George Vera, managed to hide a gun from authorities after he was arrested - because he was so overweight he could conceal it inside his rolls of fat.

A spokesman for the Houston Police Department, Kese Smith, confirmed that procedures call for a suspect to be searched upon arrest, twice at the city jail and once more upon his transfer.

Vera was then transferred to the county jail, where he was searched at least once more.

It was only when he was in the shower later that day that Vera confessed to a guard that he had weapon on him. Officers subsequently found a 9-millimeter handgun beneath his folds of flab.

Vera was then charged with possession of a firearm in a correctional facility.

Bring that man a tray of cheeseburgers.

Nothing like a little pick me up!

Ice-cream lovers are being offered the ultimate in pleasure – a treat made from natural stimulants dubbed the Sex Pistol.

The green and white ice-cream cocktail is said to leave diners feeling 'energised and confident'.

Who needs Viagra when you can eat ice cream!

Weekend Whackness

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Can't let a weekend go by without at least one silly post, not my post being silly - just the stuff in it!

What else are weekends for if not for fun. With out further fanfare, here's a couple of interesting little things.

Kool Aid Man Does Community Service



With all the walls he's run through over the years, its about time some of them get patched up.

Gerle Kittler lies asleep at a station blissfully unaware his mates carried him there after he dozed off at a party.

They wheeled still-sleeping Gerle, 25, and the sofa more than a mile to the local station near Warngau, Germany, and put him on a train after buying a single ticket for him and a bike ticket for the settee.

He only woke up on a platform four miles down the line in Warngau, Germany, still stretched out on his couch being quizzed by police.

"I always sleep like a baby so I didn't notice anything until the cops shook me awake and demanded my ID. I thought I was in the middle of a bad movie," said Gerle.

A second rude awakening came when he realised he had no cash and his mobile battery was flat.

"I ran four miles home and went straight back to bed," he said.

From metro.co.uk


Can't get enough of that Nintendo stuff? Then this is for you!

Now You’re Playing With Power!


The most recognizable and unforgettable characters in the video game industry have teamed up to bring you the Nintendo Collector’s Edition of the world’s most popular board game, MONOPOLY.

No controllers are necessary this time as you join forces with Mario, Luigi, Link, Zelda, Kirby and others on a quest to defeat your opponents and own it all.

And finally a little Mariachi music for you.

Random Silliness

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With the proliferation of all the "sex" tapes floating around online, its only fitting that this one exists as well.

For all the Mario fans out there!




Now for a classic!
Turn it up loud, sit back and enjoy.






Check out the inside of a Russian submarine.
You can find this image and a lot more of the inside of a Russian B413 Sub over at English-Russia


Later

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