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Silly is Good

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Many of you know - I am a fan of "different", you could say odd-ball items and news. Some of my favourite things are way out there and I prefer funny, happy or just plain silly news. There aren't enough laughs in the world and if I can find them, I'll share them.

Everyone has seen the garter belt cans, if you haven't just follow the link to the original article I found this at.

Interesting can isn't it. Advertisers pulled out all the stops on this one. There's only one little problem I can think of which side do you "pop" first and if I get greedy and go for both will it end up spilling all over?

You can find more specialty cans over at DJMICK. No clue if any are photoshopped, chances are a few will be but they are still interesting.


… we shall fight in France, we shall fight on the seas and oceans, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our island, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender.

Winston Churchill

Looks like he isn't giving up either.
Never surrender!



Everybody remembers this - it's just a lamp.

..or is it?

The truth is out there!

Someone with way too much time on their hands has discovered the truth about "The Lamp". Yes folks that ever pressing question, the one that has been on your minds for a couple of years; has finally been answered.

It isn't just a lamp.

Glad to have taken that nagging question off your mind.



Until next time - have a great weekend.




Found Online

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This one will be short and quick. No descriptions from me about any of the following images, I wouldn't want to put thoughts in your head until after you've seen them.



Totally oblivious to his surroundings - that must be one helluva cupcake.

Aren't those just about the coolest rubber boots you've seen? Sure beats the boring old black things I grew up with.

Not so sure I want to eat "Crap" flavoured anything! Then again - who decided it was crap flavoured and how do they know what crap tastes like?

Sammich maker. Kitchen appliances aren't they great.

If Frank only knew how true that statement is!

Diets - Who Needs Them !

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I came across this interesting little article about burning calories. Typical boring stuff, yes I know; but this one is different.

Different! Tell me how anything about burning calories could possibly be different and why should I care. Give me a sec and I'll show you.

Calories Burned During Sex

I can't write it any better than it already is, so here's the article as written.



Most experts agree that size means nothing. Shape is what counts, and the man with a shaped organ can write his own ticket. In those rare instances where a man has a genuinely small member, he may have to compensate by working slightly harder, but this is good for weight loss. A man with a really large organ, while he might not have to work as hard ... Read the rest at Calories Burned During Sex








P.S. This is a joke - don't take it seriously

Gotta love September

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September!

Is there any better month in the whole year? The end of summer, kids go back to school, the weather changes to where it is bearable once again, and did I mention kids go back to school.

September also marks the start of peace and quiet on the street at night; the kids are back in school. Truly there is no better month than when all the little "darlins" (keeping it PG) disappear into lockup for the next 9 months. Yes it really is the most wonderful time of the year.

Loads of "Back to School" sales on everywhere you look. Sales on clothes, pencils, pens and computers. Bell Canada wants to help students as well.

Seems Ma Bell wants to be your pimp daddy. I wonder does Bell internet come with free keyboard skins for safe cyber?

Apollo 11 mission commander and famed astronaut Neil Armstrong shocked reporters at a press conference Monday, announcing he had been convinced that his historic first step on the moon was part of an elaborate hoax orchestrated by the United States government.

"This is all just common sense, people," he added. "It's the moon. You can't land on the moon."

Read the complete article


Have fun folks - summer's nearly over so enjoy it all now.


Schools in - the doggy gets her swing back!

Read about Sara, the dog that loves swings




Just a Quickie

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I haven't had much in the way of free time to look for anything in particular but these images stuck out in my mind for some odd reason.



Never a fan of Star Wars myself - I know that's almost sacrilegious - Go Darth Go!



Only in Japan! Need I say more?



At least it isn't road kill - or is it?



A little truth in advertising? I don't know what to think about this one, other than I'm glad it isn't politically correct.

Back to School time!

This one is for the guys, Back 2 Schoolgirls there's a whole gallery.
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