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Too Funny to Pass Up

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Okay - now I've read everything!

On average, wild Soay sheep on Scotland's island Hirta are five per cent smaller today than they were in 1985, according to a team of researchers led by Tim Coulson of Imperial College London.

and you are asking why?

"The decrease in body size was due to a reduction in growth rates caused, in part, by the changing climate," Coulson said

Apparently its because of Global Warming, a phenomenon that has yet to bring much heat this way.

Here's the full article.

Evolution favours the development of large sheep, which can more easily survive harsh winters, Coulson explained. So the researchers became curious about the overall decline in size of the animals on Hirta.

They discovered that as the climate has grown milder, small lambs that would not have survived previous winters were now living to grow up and reproduce.

Since size is inherited, the survival and reproduction of these smaller animals lowered the average size of the herd.

In addition, Coulson noted, there is what he termed the "young mum effect," with the younger mothers physically unable to produce large offspring.

The find adds to the understanding of how change occurs in many types of animals, he said, including birds, fish and mammals.

It shows how evolution and ecology each play a role in change, Coulson said: "And that, for our wild sheep at least, climate change is having a detectable effect on body size - a trait that is partly determined by genes - and that this complements previous research showing how climate change can influence population size."

"This study addresses one of the major goals of population biology, namely to untangle the ways in which evolutionary and environmental changes influence a species' traits," said Andrew Sugden, deputy and international managing editor at Science, which published the report.

The research was supported by Britain's Natural Environment Research Council.



Baaaaad news - I'm shrinking.

Just like your favourite wool sweater that you mistakenly toss into the dryer - the beasts are shrinking from the heat. This is really too funny.

From Science Mag News here's another article.

Blood Pressure

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What a day!

I've been reloading software into my laptop the past couple of days, the hard way. Seems that after updating the BIOS my recovery disks became useless; but that's not what this is about.

Normally I watch the news at 6:00 PM almost religiously, even though most of it bores me to tears or it just depresses me. Lately though I haven't bothered with watching television at all and honestly I'm not missing it.

There are far more interesting things to be doing.

News coverage online is far better without the silly people reading it to you.

Crooked politicians, wasted tax payer dollars, overpaid cry baby hockey players, gold missing, apologies for speaking your mind in this politically correct world; it never ends.

No apologies from me for this, I'm about to speak my mind.

This country, Canada, does not need a $20 million dollar inquiry into ex prime minister Mulroney and Karlheinz Schreiber's business dealings. We all know Mulroney was and is a crook. How do you accept $300,000. dollars in cash handed to you secretly and then prove it was all innocent. Particularly when you don't declare it as income for 5 years and only then because this inquiry made it public!

Lyin' Brian as he is known earned that nick name by living up to it. Too bad this inquiry isn't able to lay criminal charges!

Danny Heatley of the Ottawa Senators hockey team wants out of Ottawa. Trade me or else he says! Screw him, let him go and good riddance just another overpaid, under worked cry baby thinking he's God's gift to us all. Personally I don't think any player on any sports team is worth the millions they get paid.

The Royal Canadian Mint is calling in the mounties to help find their missing gold. Seems they've misplaced, lost, or simply screwed up in their book keeping and don't know where to begin. Brian's back in town - check his pockets!

John Baird our illustrious loud mouthed transportation minister ended up having to apologize for saying something everybody wants to say and few have the guts to. In a private conversation overheard (eaves dropped) on by media he said

"Twenty-seven hundred people (municipalities) got it right. They (Toronto) didn't. That is not a partnership and they're bitching at us," Baird was overheard saying. "They should f--- off."



Hey Toronto - f--- Off, you aren't the centre of the universe - live with it.

With all the BS in the news, not watching it is probably a whole lot better for my blood pressure.

Beer Run

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A Maine man has been charged with operating under the influence after he and a friend made a beer run on a riding lawn mower.

Police say 51-year-old Danforth Ross of Vassalboro was charged May 29.

Trooper Joe Chretien had been flagged down by several motorists warning of a wayward mower and made the arrest after Ross and his friend emerged from a variety store with two cases of beer.

Ross' driver's licence had been revoked, so the pair opted for the lawn mower.

Ross isn't the nly one to be charged while on his lawn mower.

An eastern Missouri man is accused of drunken driving — on a riding lawnmower.

The suspect’s name has not been released. He lives in Iron Mountain Lake, about 60 miles southwest of St. Louis.

The man was suspected of being involved in a disturbance on Sunday. On Monday, police got a tip that the man was at a home. An officer who went to the home saw the man driving down a street on a riding mower, pulling a trailer with a case of beer. Police say the man also had a flask of whiskey in his pocket.

The man’s blood alcohol registered at 0.115, well above the state legal limit of 0.08 he was arrested for driving while intoxicated and careless and imprudent driving.

The lengths some people go to for beer are absolutely ridiculous.

More Weird and Whacky

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It's been awhile since I posted any off-beat news stories, thankfully people are still crazy.

This woman is either incredibly lucky or has someone watching over her in a big way.

An Israeli woman laid herself on the tracks just before a train roared through a crossing in an apparent suicide attempt. But seconds after the train passed, she got up and walked away almost unhurt.

The incredible scene was captured on the closed circuit security TV system at the Kfar Vitkin level crossing in Israel's north.

The video shows the woman calmly approaching the tracks and lying down between them. The train passes over her at high speed, and then she gets up, picks up her shoes and walks to her car.

Police spokesman Micky Rosenfeld said Tuesday that two days after the bizarre event, police have not yet found the woman.

Rosenfeld speculated that she was attempting suicide or is mentally unbalanced.


And they say nobody in New York City cares ...
Police say a man's decomposing body inside a minivan covered in parking tickets went undiscovered for weeks in New York.

They said it's because the vehicle's windows were apparently tinted, and ticketing officers don't normally search cars.

The medical examiner's office said Friday that George Morales, 59, died naturally from heart disease. The body was found in the backseat Wednesday when a city marshal tried to tow the vehicle.

"The window was cracked open. I don't understand how no one noticed him. They just gave him tickets," his daughter told the Daily News. It wasn't clear exactly how many tickets were on the minivan's windshield when the body was discovered. Witnesses had reported a foul odour near the vehicle.



Why bother letting this dude out?
A New Hampshire man has been arrested for the 153rd time, this time after he was accused of punching someone in the face over the weekend.

Forty-nine-year-old Portsmouth resident Paul Baldwin told a judge Monday he plans to plead guilty to the assault, along with trespassing and alcohol charges.

He says he's had a long battle with alcohol and was trying to correct the problem during his most recent one-year jail term, which ended last week.

The Foster's Daily Democrat newspaper says Baldwin's record dates to 1984 and includes 152 other arrests, eight trespass orders, 75 citations, four Social Security aliases and 17 name aliases.

Prosecutor Rena DiLando says she didn't have time to read Baldwin's full criminal record because it's so long.



A rifle-toting convenience store owner said he decided to show mercy on a would-be robber after seeing the man collapse into tears and claim he was only committing the crime to support his starving family.

The Long Island store owner provided the bat-wielding man with $40 and a loaf of bread and made him promise never to rob again.

Sounds like a decent type of person this store owner. This was first published Wednesday June 3rd, followed up on Thursday June 4th with ...

A New York convenience store owner who made headlines after showing mercy on a would-be robber has been accused of selling drug paraphernalia.

Shirley Express owner Mohammad Sohail's store on Long Island was one of seven businesses cited Tuesday. He's accused of violating state business laws.

Prosecutors say undercover officers bought bongs and pipe screens at the store three times in recent weeks. Sohail says he did not know the items were not permitted to be sold.

It's not a criminal charge and is punishable by a fine of up to $30,000.

The merchant got attention this week when it was revealed that he gave an intended robber $40 and a loaf of bread if the man agreed never to steal again.

Just flipping amazing.

For today - that's enough of the news you probably missed and should have read.

Flying Off Again

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I'll be gone for a few days - not that it matters much, but I'm off to go speak in Fredericton at an accessibility event. I'll also be there to teach the following day.

Looking up Fredericton online is a bit like pulling teeth. At least it is when you are trying to find out about the area without looking at a government web page. The local paper The Daily Gleaner isn't much help either, so what I've been able to discover about the city - comes from the Delta hotel chain.

Fredericton is a small city, with a town like atmosphere. History gives it a place on the map, but tere isn't much around other than a military base 40 minutes away. Nope, I've never been to Fredericton, so this will all be new to me.

With an attitude of - "I'll find out for myself", I'm looking forward to visiting another part of Canada.
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