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State police in Arizona aren't chuckling at a driver who triggered Phoenix-area freeway speed cameras more than 80 times in a year while wearing monkey or giraffe masks.

The Arizona Department of Public Safety says the driver is 47-year-old flight attendant named Dave VonTesmar.

But VonTesmar says authorities can't prove he's the one behind the wheel of his car, and he's vowing to fight every ticket.

By the time police realized the masked man's ploy, more than 50 tickets had been voided because the deadline for prosecution had passed. VonTesmar was served with a summons on 37 tickets last month.




Nearly 4,000 spectators turned out to watch San Diego's pets hit the beach for 'the world's largest dog surfing event'.

The dogs were taking part in the 4th annual Surf Dog Surf-a-Thon in order to raise money for a local animal shelter. The surfers rode waves at North Beach, also known as Dog Beach, in California.

'What could be more fun than playing with your dog in the water?'

Dozer, a 75-pound, 3-year-old bulldog, took first place in the second heat of the extra-large category. He has been surfing for only a year.


A secondary school is forcing all girls to wear trousers because their skirts were getting too short and revealing.

The decision to change the uniform policy was made after complaints about the rising hemlines of pupils.

Fashion-conscious teenagers from Bingley Grammar School in West Yorkshire were even rolling up the skirts to expose more leg and catch the attention of boys.

'There were some complaints from the community and parents were asking for this to be changed because they felt their daughters were increasingly vulnerable.

'A lot of parents brought it to our attention and I think it takes away that peer pressure.'

Got to love the way the world works ...sometimes.

Found Online

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This one will be short and quick. No descriptions from me about any of the following images, I wouldn't want to put thoughts in your head until after you've seen them.



Totally oblivious to his surroundings - that must be one helluva cupcake.

Aren't those just about the coolest rubber boots you've seen? Sure beats the boring old black things I grew up with.

Not so sure I want to eat "Crap" flavoured anything! Then again - who decided it was crap flavoured and how do they know what crap tastes like?

Sammich maker. Kitchen appliances aren't they great.

If Frank only knew how true that statement is!

Diets - Who Needs Them !

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I came across this interesting little article about burning calories. Typical boring stuff, yes I know; but this one is different.

Different! Tell me how anything about burning calories could possibly be different and why should I care. Give me a sec and I'll show you.

Calories Burned During Sex

I can't write it any better than it already is, so here's the article as written.



Most experts agree that size means nothing. Shape is what counts, and the man with a shaped organ can write his own ticket. In those rare instances where a man has a genuinely small member, he may have to compensate by working slightly harder, but this is good for weight loss. A man with a really large organ, while he might not have to work as hard ... Read the rest at Calories Burned During Sex








P.S. This is a joke - don't take it seriously

Not so Random Sites

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Image editing is rapidly becoming big business. Seems everyone wants to get a piece of software on the market to sell; there's oinly one problem to that - loads of freebies!

Here's a couple of links to even more free online image editors.

Did you know there was Photoshop Online free for you to use? What can you do there? Upload, organize, edit and share your photos quickly and easily.

Create an account and away you go.


Sumo Paint is an interesting application. Upload your photo and give it any type of look you want.

"Release your inner artist and put Pablo Picasso to shame ..."


Looking for easy to follow tutorials?
Then check out Best Photoshop Tutorials for some quick and easy lessons.


Thought for the Day

Just a Quickie

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I haven't had much in the way of free time to look for anything in particular but these images stuck out in my mind for some odd reason.



Never a fan of Star Wars myself - I know that's almost sacrilegious - Go Darth Go!



Only in Japan! Need I say more?



At least it isn't road kill - or is it?



A little truth in advertising? I don't know what to think about this one, other than I'm glad it isn't politically correct.

Back to School time!

This one is for the guys, Back 2 Schoolgirls there's a whole gallery.
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