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Fun Fun

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I haven't been posting much, Opera has been crashing constantly on me with the last update. Surprisingly, the beta works perfectly fine.

Last week I read an article about some guy in Florida who got himself into the record books. How, you may ask; he's got the world's largest rubber band ball. The thing is over 28 feet in diameter!

That's someone with way too much time on their hands.

All you peps with your i-phones, here's a great link for your wallpapers or whatever you call them. iPhone-room has a lot of good looking walls.

Another dude with way too much time on his hands.



A matchstick Titanic, now that's either some kind of talent or freaky obsession.

I'm pushing my luck here, so for now, cheers!

State of Affairs

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Finding funny in the news lately hasn't been all that easy to do. Maybe I need a couple of new links to find the humourous stories. What I have been finding a lot of are stories of stupid people.

For example this lovely little story about a mother who let her 12 year old daughter drive the other kids to daycare.

A woman accused of letting her 12-year-old daughter drive three siblings to day care has been fined nearly $1,000.

Angela Parenteau entered a no contest plea to one count of criminal endangerment Thursday in Municipal Court in Great Falls, KFBB-TV reported. Three other criminal endangerment charges were dropped under a plea agreement.

Prosecutors say in March, Parenteau allowed her daughter drive three younger siblings from their house in Vaughn to a day care about 15 miles (25 kilometres) away in Great Falls. Police say Parenteau claimed she was too sick to drive and on medication.

The state said it agreed to the plea agreement because the 12-year-old girl did not want to testify against her mother.

Is there anything dumber than letting a 12 year old drive? Okay letting an 11 year old would be even dumber.

According to our glorious leaders ...all around the world the economy is picking up and everything is good again. Tell that to this enterprising young fellow.



From what I know - that's a bargain.

I can find loads of dumb research and ridiculous government funded studies online; this latest is a fine example of both ridiculous and government funded.

Willy Wonka would be horrified. Children who eat too much candy may be more likely to be arrested for violent behaviour as adults, new research suggests.

British experts studied more than 17,000 children born in 1970 for about four decades. Of the children who ate candies or chocolates daily at age 10, 69 per cent were later arrested for a violent offence by the age of 34. Of those who didn't have any violent clashes, 42 per cent ate sweets daily.

The study was published in the October issue of the British Journal of Psychiatry. It was paid for by Britain's Economic and Social Research Council.

The researchers said the results were interesting, but that more studies were needed to confirm the link. "It's not that the sweets themselves are bad, it's more about interpreting how kids make decisions," said Simon Moore of the University of Cardiff, one of the paper's authors.

Moore said parents who consistently bribe their children into good behaviour with candies and chocolates could be doing harm. That might prevent kids from learning how to defer gratification, leading to impulsive behaviour and violence.

Even after Moore and colleagues controlled for other variables like different parenting skills and varying social and economic backgrounds, they found a significant link between childhood consumption of sweets and violent behaviour in adulthood.

Previous studies have found better nutrition leads to better behaviour, in both children and adults.

Moore said his results were not strong enough to recommend parents stop giving their children candies and chocolates. "This is an incredibly complex area," he said. "It's not fair to blame it on the candy."



Just a pile of non-sense and of course more studies are required. You have to make up something to keep your job.

Halloween is coming up!

Looking for a funny or obnoxious costume idea? Then look no further; I have found you the link you need. Prank Place has a large assortment of costumes and other junk to play with. Check them out for yourself and have a chuckle.

Until next time.

Kitty Kats

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Hey, hey, been busy and had little or no time to do much here other than occasionally pop on to see what everyone is doing. I don't always log in, if you haven't seen my name on your blog page that is why; doesn't mean I haven't been reading and chuckling along.

Today though I have got to share these Cat finds with you.

A most awesome desktop wallpaper! Who doesn't like long cat?

Socrates the puddy tat, look at the size of him!

At a whopping 22lb, the black and white heavyweight in Jenny Doig's arms is more than double the size of a normal cat.

I can't write anything about Socrates better than it's already been done.

Follow the Socrates link for the full article and more photos.

He's got no "get up and go" his owner says. Duh!









Who the hell does this to an animal! Absolute cruelty and absolute stupidity.

The female tan and black striped feline was found wandering the streets of Philadelphia wrapped head to foot in duct tape. spotted by a woman who quickly called the SPCA.

A humane officer from the SPCA found her wandering the Rhawnhurst section of Philadelphia and carted her up to safety.

The tape was wrapped around her from neck to tail. Armed with a great deal of patience - SPCA officers were able to remove it completely, saying she is now doing well.

A $1,000 reward is being offered for information leading to the conviction of those responsible for the sticky attack.


and now for a little Happy Cat

A little pudgy - but happy.

Eco Friendly Nuts Abound

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Environmentally conscious women are getting a buzz out of a new hand-cranked vibrator that the makers say could help save the planet.

WOW -- Save The Planet, that's almost monumental.

The eco-sex toy - dubbed the Earth Angel - uses a small wind-up handle to power up rechargeable batteries inside the casing.

It had originally been planned as a sex aid for the Third World where batteries and electricity supplies are unreliable.

Seriously - would you want your batteries to die out at a most in-opportune time?

Irish manufacturers Camden Enterprises have been swamped with interest from Green followers after displaying the vibrator at an electronics fair in Linz, Austria, this week.


"We wanted to produce an environmentally friendly sex toy that appealed to all consumers regardless of gender, age or ethnicity.



SAVE THE PLANET !

More Silliness

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Work, work, and working ...yeppers that's about all I'm doing. Not a whole lot of fun, but it pays the bills.

I missed posting some silly news, silly photos, silly products this past week so here goes.

Starting off in Germany today.

A 250kg (550 pound) Woman had to be hauled out of her house using a crane!

No I'm not yanking your chain.

Emergency services had to use a crane to lift an overweight woman out of her house in Germany.

The woman, said to weigh 250kg, was stretchered out of her home and put into a waiting ambulance.

Firefighters called in the crane to extract the woman when all other ways to get the woman out of the house failed.

The crane, mounted on a truck, lifted the stretcher out of the top window of the house in Bottrop.

She was later transported in an ambulance to hospital for treatment.

On the same day but on the other side of the world, emergency services in Australia had to use a crane to lift a man of 300kg (660 pounds)from his apartment.

An emergency services spokeswoman said he was successfully lifted out of the apartment by crane. He was then taken to the Royal Brisbane Hospital.

from Mail Online


Pet Potty Patch is the modern way to house break your dog. Now your pet can go anytime without having to leave the home or apartment.

Make life easier with this comfortable three-tier alternative to frequent outdoor trips.

Top layer of artificial grass lets liquid flow through, second tier grate keeps grass dry, bottom collection tray holds up to a gallon of liquid for multiple uses.

Clean up is easy with just a simple rinse with soapy water.


Can't forget about the Trekkies!

Handy and stunning, these chromed-out beauties do quick-work on bottles while still screaming Federation.

They feel heavy in your hands, like a good phaser, so if diplomatic relations fail you, you can always chuck ‘em at your hosts’ heads as a weapon. Don’t do that with the Klingons, though. They’re more likely to laugh at you. Thick skulls, don’t-you-know.”

from Think Geek

You've got mail - and possibly an STD

The Brazilian Health Ministry has created a Web site to let people inform partners they've got a sexually transmitted disease via an emailed virtual postcard.

The official in charge of the ministry's STD and AIDs programs notes that many people have a hard time telling partners they're infected.

Mariangela Simao said in a statement this week that the emails may help people "to tackle these diseases directly and with minimum exposure."

One of the cards shows a young man reclining in his underwear. It reads: "Hi! I don't know if this is the best way to tell you, but I've learned that I have an STD."

The card suggests the recipient see a doctor.


Molson-Coors Canada is taking down billboard ads in British Columbia that take a jab at Toronto residents.

The ad for Coors Light beer declares the beer is "Colder Than Most People From Toronto."

Coors Light brand marketing manager Adam Moffat says there was no intention to offend anyone but Molson-Coors admits they "misfired on this one."

Moffat says enough people have expressed their displeasure with the ads that the company has decided to take them down.

He says about 30 or 40 people phoned or emailed complaints Tuesday, but the company has also been monitoring comments online, including on the networking site Twitter.

Moffat says he has been fielding media calls from across the country about the ads, and the company apologizes to anyone who was offended by the ads.

People in Toronto have no sense of humour - the ads should have stayed up!
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