Rude
Saturday, 26. May 2007, 22:39:04
It was when she was about 10 feet from the door that she realised something was amiss. Perhaps it was the large box plonked next to it, or maybe the pile of post dropped carelessly outside again. Or more likely, it was that the door was off its hinges and that someone was singing what sounded like the Marseillaise underwater.
Sophie peered cautiously into her room. A large man dressed in a pinstriped suit was busily brushing his teeth and singing to himself. As she watched he carefully leaned towards her open window and spat out the toothpaste, causing several passersby to look up nervously for pigeons. Then he turned around and caught her staring at him.
"Ah. Didn't realise anyone was there. Er, I wouldn't look in the wastebasket if I were you"
Sophie remained silent, studying him.
"Look, I'm here to meet Mr Aldernak, but I needed to freshen up first. This office looked suitably out of the way. This is what happens when you have codes on the bathroom doors"
Sophie spoke : "Does anyone know you're here yet?"
"No...I didn't want to announce myself until I'd finished dressin....er...brushing my teeth"
Sophie's eyes went to the pair of boxers resting carelessly on her computer keyboard.
"I see..."
"Anyway, I can see you need to work, so I'll just be leaving..."
Her eyes glittered and she grinned. "No, I don't think so..."
Her mouth parted momentarily and something darted out, striking the man on the forehead.
"Wha..?"
He stood there, unable to move as the paralysis took hold.
"You know, I missed breakfast this morning..."
His eyes grew wide.
"And you were rather rude..."
The eyes were darting everywhere now.
"I shouldn't really, but I never can stick to my diet..."
She turned and carefully put the door back on its hinges, adding the 'Conference Call In Progress - Do Not Disturb' sign as she did so. Then she reached past him, closed the window and drew the blinds.
"If only I had some ketchup. Oh, well..."
Her mouth opened wide.
I thought it was time Sophie got her own story...










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Furie # 27. May 2007, 00:16
theoddbod # 27. May 2007, 01:18
Furie # 27. May 2007, 01:35
Stomyr # 27. May 2007, 07:18
Spaggyj # 27. May 2007, 09:00
theoddbod # 27. May 2007, 10:15
Embry Hallowed # 27. May 2007, 20:31
These are good, but very disturbing... O_O
theoddbod # 27. May 2007, 20:37
Embry Hallowed # 27. May 2007, 20:41
theoddbod # 27. May 2007, 20:48
Embry Hallowed # 27. May 2007, 20:50
funz81 # 29. May 2007, 12:10
can't
Stomyr # 29. May 2007, 12:24
Furie # 29. May 2007, 12:27
funz81 # 29. May 2007, 12:46
Furie # 29. May 2007, 12:52
Yes Fanny, you do.
funz81 # 29. May 2007, 13:08
Furie # 29. May 2007, 13:56
funz81 # 29. May 2007, 14:24
Furie # 29. May 2007, 16:03
theoddbod # 29. May 2007, 16:07
funz81 # 29. May 2007, 16:15
Furie # 29. May 2007, 16:19
It was kept going by news sites, all reporting the wars of that era.
Online games encouraged us all to shoot our friends in the head repeatedly.
Then sites like this came along and everyone found me to hate.
Of course we're vicious and bloodthirsty. It comes with the territory.
theoddbod # 29. May 2007, 17:03
Furie # 29. May 2007, 18:00
theoddbod # 29. May 2007, 18:58
And torturing Bill Gates might get the wrong sort of attention. I was thinking of a woman torturing a man though. Don't know why that should seem easier...
Furie # 29. May 2007, 19:21
funz81 # 29. May 2007, 23:43
@ Mik : me torturing Bill?
cause you'd gonna take my whip and my boots and my cat woman outfit
theoddbod # 29. May 2007, 23:59
funz81 # 30. May 2007, 00:06
theoddbod # 30. May 2007, 00:10
Me =
Honest!
funz81 # 30. May 2007, 00:21
Furie # 30. May 2007, 00:26
funz81 # 30. May 2007, 00:31
Furie # 30. May 2007, 00:56
Embry Hallowed # 30. May 2007, 01:27
theoddbod # 30. May 2007, 06:20
theoddbod # 30. May 2007, 06:31
funz81 # 30. May 2007, 06:54
theoddbod # 30. May 2007, 07:08
funz81 # 30. May 2007, 07:39
Spaggyj # 30. May 2007, 08:48
funz81 # 30. May 2007, 10:16
Spaggyj # 30. May 2007, 10:55
funz81 # 30. May 2007, 11:04
theoddbod # 30. May 2007, 11:14
funz81 # 30. May 2007, 11:28
Furie # 30. May 2007, 11:33
theoddbod # 30. May 2007, 11:58
Spaggyj # 30. May 2007, 11:59